Oscar reactions

post them if you have them

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The joke is so funny he leaves his mouth wide open.

this will be useful

Not gonna lie, I expected a surprise penis

Is this the whore from Glee? Why is she camwhoring?

Who is this roastie? I can smell her beef through the digital media, yuck!!!

yea lea michele

>she

Fuck man everyone who was in that show is like cursed fuck me

SOY?????

I bet that car smells like some real fish stank.

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she got implants kek

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what realization did Jennifer Garner just come to?

Quality reaction pic.

>Where are my kids?

Does your autism prevent you from understanding how laughter works?

here's a better one from the globes

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chris the turtle nolan

>you wanna buy some deathsticks?

Brendan Fraser really let himself go

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Has Frances McDormand always been a borderline bag lady or have recent events made her mind melt?

>I'm going to go home and rethink my career

Though she's smiling here, one may detect around the corners of her eyes and mouth the subtle signs of itchy discomfort brought on by the bright lesions dazzling her vaginal beef. Hammered and pummeled into her vulva, the rich ecology of her mudflaps teem like a rainforest, and ensure her immune system is on an age old mission to protect her eggs from any intruders, up to and including inadequate sperm. But for today, this Roastie's pussy is the least interesting thing to observe, because it is the forelorn exodus of microbes, viruses and bacteria who may be the greater victims here. The modern roastie pussy is a Darwinian experiment the likes of which Earth has not seen since the Cambrian period. Inside each roastie contends countless STDs, conquering the vast vaginal tissues, carving warts and blemishes along their inflamed war path. It is not easy for any given Papilloma virus or Gonorrhea spore. There is truly no moment of victory or rest for the sexually transmitted organism, not with the steady invasion of new bacteria and viruses. Nearly every sunset beckons the arrival of a new cauldron of microscopic animals born aloft globs of semen and beads of sweat. A pink salty crucible awaits them on the other side. There is virtually no homecourt advantage, either, only genetic warfare. Certain viral strains may require specific tissues to thrive, lest they perish or are out-infected by more savvy STDs. And it's this unrelenting nano-scale brutality that has helped to rend and scar the tender flesh of her clam.

this was so fucking strange

fuck i hate that head

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i still would

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You're a fucking idiot.

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I honestly thought she was a porn star before I recognized her. You gotta understand, the more masculine facial features a woman has, the more she whores herself out, so that she reduces the chances of being mistaken for a man. "Look at me and my boobs and my dress and all this skin! I am a pretty girl goddammit!"

mitzeee ?

did anyone else think this was Hershlag for a second?

this

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Kek wtf?

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WHITE POWER

imo he is cuter than tom holland

That wasn't Cristal.

Im also asking myself this same question since i saw her speech yesterday

Is she telling a joke about how Jennifer Lawrence got her Oscar?

I dunno guys, I'd hit it

khazar milkers

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hot

>Wait a minute
>It was the jews all along

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Her new TV sitcom was cancelled after 1 season. Is she turning to prostitution/porn now?

*snap*

I can't help but smile when that crazy bitch got up there. She deserved it.

Lol it's absolutely mental to me that Mitzeee from Hollyoaks won an Oscar

Holy fuck is that Halle Berry behind him? It can't be

reminds me of that meme pic of asian girl from jav movie

>Haha, I wish Harvey was here to see this!

anyone got Sufjan's "Fucking Shit!"?

That shot of Del Toro carrying a huge baguette could be used for leaks I guess

Wow there clearly are no memes from this Oscar and anons are trying to force them anyway. It's almost like this board is an unfunny echo chamber shit hole.

It's her, post-feminist

She looks like her skin is made of leather

holy shit what the fuck happened to her

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She was a weirdo when she won for Olive Kitteridge a few years back too.

This looks like the intro of a blacked raw scene

Reminds me of that Ethan Hawke drug meltdown a few years ago

Oh shit somebody post those if they have them please. I just remembered.

:3

/ourtwink/

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"And the award for best director goes to G--"

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Hey that's my waifu

I thought the same thing but she just got up to clap for Guillermo who was almost right next to her

fucking hell Nolan is smug beyond measure

just look at that glorious bastard, couldn't give less of a fuck

>she just got up to clap for Guillermo
go back to bed Greta

No he's hiding it, the only one there who really doesn't give a fuck is PTA, he's the most humble guy in that entire room even when he was born in literal hollywood and is in the movie business because of nepotism

>Stand up to clap to Del Taco
True
>She's an obnoxious cunt who always wants the attention even when it's not related to her
Also true

t. David Attenborough

youtube.com/watch?v=7tdtNISDZwA

deepest lore

Any Oscar Isaac?
I'd fuck that spic so hard, no homo

nope!

Tom Holland is ugly as shit.

you need the webm so it looks like she's jerking off tiny cocks

>but what about tower 7?

topkek

I used to crush on Frances McDormand, but now she looks like Roger Daltrey. She also appears to be batshit crazy now.

u blind

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