Seth Green and wife Clare Grant

How does he do it, bros?
They've been married 8 years!

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How??

he has a massive cock

HOW????

SETH GREEN IS KING OF THE MANLETS

he has a massive cock

He has money and is sort of famous.

you just KNOW

How much money does it take for a whore of that caliber to overlook the fact that he’s a manlet ginger Jew?

he's a chad trapped in a manlet body

WHAT IS HIS SECRET

TEACH ME YOUR WAYS, SETH

her face is pretty ugly. he can probably do better

also hes richer and funnier than her

Here's your answer, OP

He has a shitload of money basically.

>her face is pretty ugly

she is already a millionaire herself

He's nice and charismatic.
Height is never a problem.

Money > fame > face > height > build

Super Manlet here(5'7) that just went back to school and has three qts already interested in me. Girls will settle for shorter guys if you are bringing other shit to the table. In my case I'm pretty handsome, but someone like Seth is rich, famous and successful. Having even one of those would put you above most guys.

He's a notorious asshole though

So? Now she can have more millions!

Case closed boys

She's a millionaire herself, she's not with him for the money

based Jews stealing white women

You would be too, if you were a manlet with no soul.

He must have a dick like a summer sausage

Bobby Lee is an a whole nother level. He's a 5'4" Asian with missing teeth who isn't even that wealthy, and he fucks 9s regularly

Seth is the McConaughey of short guys

She is 5’7”

you all know she's cucking his ass on the reg, right?

this. there are multiple broke overweight manlet la creatura de americanas that i know and they have solid 8 gfs. they are just extroverted and charismatic

How do Asian guys do it?

Didn't his gf admit that she cheats on him?

Pro-tip: stop treating finding a gf like some sort of a captutre-the-flag competition where "chads" are your rivals, and women are the said "flags".

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so you're saying that white women are all retarded? okay. is water wet too?

>implying he isnt cucking her

those heals are giving her 4 to 6 inches

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Should you're saying it's a simple deathmatch?

Hes not a bad looking guy and hes fucking successful as fuck compared to the vast majority of males alive right now

>he's short enough and she's tall enough to have her tits in front of him at all times.

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Where?

He is 5'5 (or 160cm) and she is 5'11 (or 180cm)

me on the right

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you guys always bash (((us))) but (((we))) truly know the (((way)))

>He is 5'5 (or 160cm) and she is 5'11 (or 180cm)
She was a former volleyball player and she played for the Dutch volleyball te

probably not to his wife, unless you count when couples fight, which is perfectly normal.

lanklets btfo

women want the BMC

Not even mad. If you're an Asian dude you can bag a hot white chick, then good on you.

He's successful and has a sense of humor. Maybe he has a big dick, idk.

>volleyball te
Olympic team

Oh look, asianmasculinity just arrived

>BMC

M?
Marinated?

>COPING THIS HARD

Just lift bro

>tfw no tall gf to climb

>Just lift bro

why does he look so weak?

This. That qt girl in your office? Just make her laugh. Stop chasing after dumb Staceys.

years of Sup Forums

looks like a discount olivia wilde

Of course all you user are more 'impressed' that a rich & famous celebrity bagged a tall girl rather than this regular Asian guy ... right?

Chad

Damn, is Phoenix on roids?

I swear to g*d, you asianmasculinity soycels are even more cancerous than Sup Forumsyps

To the user here, a wealthy & famous celeb getting a tall girl gets them 'hotter' than seeing a balding fat Asian dude with a tall girl.

he learned.

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Nerd faggot eat mud twink

>leeching on asian money
>meanwhile cucking the shrimpdick manlet with chad
powerful

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god i wish that was me

fuck. i NEED a snoo-snoo gf now.

>cucking with chad
stop projecting so much pinkdick

>The Manlet uprising is not a meme.
This whole time we focused on preventing the BLACKED uprising we forgot about the other enemy right under our nose. literally and figuratively.

stay deluded shrimpdick

A regular dude with a hot taller girl ... WHO CARES !!!!

Now a rich celebrity who is famous got a girl who out-of-range ... WOW I can really relate to.

even the minister is like "WHAT THE FUCK MAN"

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Cope more pink dick

He has a tripod.

is this a AMWF thread now?

A short dude

That guy kinda looks like a young Bruce Lee. I could him getting that girl with that alone.

money, confidence, doesn't let his short stature dictate his life

I boned 9 different asian girls so far
What is you white girl bodycount shrimpdick?

i wish i couldve enjoyed an entire lifetime of fame and money

NERD FAGGOT, EAT MUD TWINK

Seth has been crushing it since the dawn of time.

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He looks 13 while she looks 32.

Short Asian guy and his taller girl

>Short Asian guy and his taller girl

He's an awesome dude.
youtu.be/3pTub2TLsrc?t=50

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all these asian dudes are finding these girls at anime conventions i'm guessing