Aussie Bros

Question: Do Aussies feel more culturally related to the US or to the U.K. And European countries?

All anglos dream of home.

Probably the US, general media output of US far exceeds Europe. Plus we don't live in a eternally cloudy grey shithole

Why would they.

Honestly.

I mean sure, abbos are like our niggers. But what else.

aussies are dumb as rocks so they should feel culturally related to burgers.

>a fucking oven filled with rates

Looks more like Auschwitz uezs.

in the order of UK then US then EU

UK

specifically muh scottish highland

>exceeds
mostly everything. ive visited america, not much difference

>shitty small island
>weather is shithouse

England desu

We're slowly becoming more like the USA but we have a British foundation that will never be undermined.

1. Poms
2. Euros
3. Seppos

China, actually.

Australia is looking to Asia now. Europe is dead to us.

wont be long before they "culturally" relate to china

well, they're criminals, historically speaking.

so i would assume us.

>a cuck by any other name

Poms.

Culturally you're closer to China? So how's that golden retriever you ate last night? Was it too spicy or just right

What the fuck is that haircut

Younger people are more Americanised due to TV and the Internet. But the British influence is still strong in the political system.

UK definitely.

We've the union jack on our flag and the Queen on our money.

TV and burgers are nice tho so I understand the question.

>tfw no aussie banter-master to suck your dick because HUUUUUUR MUH HERITAGE

A total buzzcut is a lesbian look, this is her saying she's a far-right woman and available to far-right men.

Aussies tend to copy Americans. We're getting more halloween bullshit, lots of American TV shows. I believe they also even redirected 911 to 000.

nuJUST

France has Canada.

>abbos are like our niggers
lol nah mate
most abbos are actually pretty decent blokes

Poor bastards.

No, France has Québec. Canada is a piece of shit, some US tumor.

Don't they get some monthly payment from taxpayers' money just for being abos though? I saw someone post that once but I'm hoping it was a lie.

Do Aussie females have weak chins as often as English women?

>monthly payment from taxpayers' money just for being abos though?
what is the dole

They tend to have squashed up faces. See Miranda Kerr, Gemma Ward, Samantha Harris.

Australia is English mentality except slightly more grounded, heavily influenced by US media with a country ran like a Scandinavian country expect with strict border control.

Yeah pretty much along with free houses and all sorts of shit, they're a massive drain for how few of them exist.

Did the Maori ever sail over and fuck shit up on the coasts?

how come you changed 000?

>Classic emerald

calm down abdul alahash and go back to paristan

kylie minogne still hot over there?

They're closer to your most alcoholic do nothing Injuns than they are Basketball-Americans. They lay around all day in parks sniffing petrol, huffing paint and beating each other up. Your blacks at least want nice cars, big houses and jewellery. Abos don't want anything except to get fucked up and pass about by 10am.

nah but they payed maoris to come over and hunt abos on tasmania

Seems legit

Probably hot flushes from menopause, other than that she'd still go alright for a root.

>Cape Colony
The Union of South Africa was a mistake.

>basketball Americans

I've seen several youtube channels of aussies bbqing.

None of them put shrimp on the barbie. They ate beef. Was the tourism department a bunch of hoity toitys making paul hogan do that?

Also i know you guys eat meat pies but whats that ground beef thing you guys eat?

Québécois despise us, Acadians and Cajuns don't even care about us

Feels bad, man

nobody even calls them shrimp they are prawns and it was for an american audience anyway

what about this ground beef paste thingy?

was in a food thread and it went like this
>bongs- kebab and fish and chips
>canucks - tims and poutine
>aussies - meat pies and ground something.

Sausage rolls? Rissoles?

you have to be a bit more descriptive than that

sausage rolls is not minced meat though

Of course it is. It's minced sausage meat or sometimes straight minced pork.

that may be it. Aussie guy said they dont eat it as much or something. Was intrigued.

maybe but he said paste thingy not pastry

I think he means like a shepards pie? We have those in America too you dumbass. You must be from New England

dont put words in my mouth kyle. Fuck you.

Shepards pie is lamb though

Yeah fair enough.

Australian culture erodes away every year. It is just commercialism shit with niggers chinks poos and shitskins ruining our cities. nobody gives a shit about rural areas but these same cunts will still hold up a rural bloke as the iconic aussie image.

Fuck Halloween. It is not Australian

I feel we have our own distinct culture, however our roots come from the UK, and our contemporary culture is heavily influenced by the U.S

I feel like Australia is the cultural middle ground between the US and the UK.

we have it here now and when i was young it first came into nz and my mum banned because she said it was Satanic

I'm a monarchist
seppos = out

Both of these are accurate.

Southern Highlands best highlands

t. melbournian who has only met muh heritages

She's actually kinda hot.

Shut it, even the most important regions of France despise France. That's how we work.

We use ground beef in the states.

Carrots, peas, mashed potatoes, beef, and cheese on top.

This.
We're vulgar, well-humoured cockneys and scots minus all the leftist shite, pretending we have all the freedoms that the US have, whilst having none of them.

2 many commies in the cities though, send help.

Closest to NZ

Then probably UK, Canada, US in that order. No other countries worth mentioning

nah nah thats cottage pie, shepards pie has lamb because of the name

Chelsea cut. Basically the female version of skinhead.

Look Brad, I warned you about arguing infront of our Australian friends

Jesus Christ that's one way to stay in the unemployment line

they're not even paying attention and are hammered out of their minds. Look that one is chasing some wombats

yeh plus we take all your music

your videos games still censored topper?

I reckon you're a bloody wombat mate.
Fuckin' seppos role playing in the thread.

We have US media and current affairs shoved down our throats but def closer to the UK more culturally.

bet her arsehole looks similar to her ear

It looks like an inverse mullet. What the fug.

Friendship ended with Europa. Now China is my best friend.

Bet he asshole looks like a dropped pie.

christ m8 you just had to go there

Honestly, Australian culture is like some weird hybrid of Chinese, American, and the UK. We are pretty straight forward, extremely hard working, and very industrious. Although, we hate other people being high achievers for some reason.

Brits.
Otherwise they still wouldn't have that hemorrhoid british jailer's asshole adorning their map.

At least in my case, it's mine without any diesease.

are your women the same, or do you just shag sheeps like kiwis?

no sheep in the desert tho.

You're not important, Brittany.

>tfw no far right gf

>weird hybrid of Chinese
how is any of it chinese

I'd say we have similarities to both the US and UK in culture. Europe not really, because people from there sort of form cultural enclaves when they move here but they usually sort of assimilate after 1 generation or so, which is ok.

Nobody fucking drinks that garbage. Nobody.

The real answer is both. UK foundations, US influences.

you guys got noodle shops. Are you as bad as canada with letting asians in ? The myth of the polite canadian dies when you discuss asians with them.

Looks a lot like that die cis scum haircut that the guy with the baseball bat has?

Australians do! well at least the off shore oil workers i know do.

too many asians