This is the minimum requirement you have to meet if you want to get a girl...

This is the minimum requirement you have to meet if you want to get a girl, if you don't at least look like this there's no point in even trying.

he's got me on physique, i might have him on facial appearance though

>Not wanting to fug the superior fish man
shiggy diggy doo

Nah, that's the only shit a deaf weird looking chick can pull.

HOW DO I GET AMPHIBIAN GOD GAINS?

cod liver oil

Same actor.

I would fuck a monster over a human any day of the fucking week. At this point I would turn gay to fuck Cthulu.
Monster fucking is the new hotness, humans are old news

He is surprisingly attractive for a fish man.

Kelp diet and a lot of swimming my dude.

Niggers step down

I don't get why people are surprised girls want to fuck monsters too. Everyone has a damn fetish

I would love to fuck an alien or a monster. But only if they have sexy voices. (Garrus, my man) Sadly this fishman didn't speak so I was not impressed.

how can h*manoids compete???

Move to Innsmouth.

Is that not what Abe looks like now anyway?

Thanks to autism I have his eyes. That's a start right bros?

Xenophilia is here to stay. Thank Mass effect for its inception.

Bitch please

When do we get his origin story where he bangs out roastys?

>skinny arms

No

Is he supposed to be his son

At least monsters won’t try to destroy your career because you threw a plastic bag at them two decades ago or something

*blocks your path*

>look like the fish breh irl but with a thinner body

Okay, now what do I say to grils?

Lovecraft got pussy and has an established legacy. You need more of his autism power than a vacant stare.