This is the minimum requirement you have to meet if you want to get a girl, if you don't at least look like this there's no point in even trying.
This is the minimum requirement you have to meet if you want to get a girl...
he's got me on physique, i might have him on facial appearance though
>Not wanting to fug the superior fish man
shiggy diggy doo
Nah, that's the only shit a deaf weird looking chick can pull.
HOW DO I GET AMPHIBIAN GOD GAINS?
cod liver oil
Same actor.
I would fuck a monster over a human any day of the fucking week. At this point I would turn gay to fuck Cthulu.
Monster fucking is the new hotness, humans are old news
He is surprisingly attractive for a fish man.
Kelp diet and a lot of swimming my dude.
Niggers step down
I don't get why people are surprised girls want to fuck monsters too. Everyone has a damn fetish
I would love to fuck an alien or a monster. But only if they have sexy voices. (Garrus, my man) Sadly this fishman didn't speak so I was not impressed.
how can h*manoids compete???
Move to Innsmouth.
Is that not what Abe looks like now anyway?
Thanks to autism I have his eyes. That's a start right bros?
Xenophilia is here to stay. Thank Mass effect for its inception.
Bitch please
When do we get his origin story where he bangs out roastys?
>skinny arms
No
Is he supposed to be his son
At least monsters won’t try to destroy your career because you threw a plastic bag at them two decades ago or something
*blocks your path*
>look like the fish breh irl but with a thinner body
Okay, now what do I say to grils?
Lovecraft got pussy and has an established legacy. You need more of his autism power than a vacant stare.