Oh God

Oh God.

>cbr.com/wonder-woman-bisexual-petition/

>CBR

>petition

It was already confirmed by the sex talk on the boat, people just need to pay attention.

>God

>Oh

Wonder Woman is canonically bi now and was based on Marston's bisexual sub that he and his wife would fuck.

Hasn't this been basically canon for years? Like Starfire just not as horny?

>based on Marston's bisexual sub that he and his wife would fuck

>Neogaf of Sup Forums

it won't happen, remember the petition to give Elsa a girlfriend

Some people really just want to watch the world burn don't they!.

>lefties who don't know anything about WW think it's progressive to petition her turning into something she already is

They are making a movie about it.

>We live in a time were the most important thing people can't shut up about is LGBT

Well, I'd rather they'd confirm Diana is queer rather than be coy about it like the way Marvel does...

This certainly warrants a 300 post thread

>it won't happen
They literally had a scene where Diana said she read volumes about fucking and that Amazons knew for a long time that men were unnecessary for just pleasure. It already happened.

Sexuality is a spectrum, not a binary thing, OP.

Everyone, including you, has a little bisexuality no matter how heterosexual you think you are.

I am sure there are times you masturbate and you glance at the guy in the porn and think about that huge cock. Don't lie.

Wasn't there a petition to "give at Cap a boyfriend" too?

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trips don't lie.

The kind of people who start official petitions for this sort of thing never, ever pay attention.
Also, I don't give a flying fuck if Wonder Woman is bisexual or not. It means nothing to me. Nothing.

Meh she is ancient greek after all

kill yourself user

She was a student of his, and after he died, she and his wife stayed together.

Diana loves everyone, I dont need a fucking CBR petition to set it in stone

People love their petitions

all true.

Frankly to think she wouldn't have flicked some other chick's bean is truly absurd. I say this as someone who passed through the kitchen just now, saw ellen talking to trannies, and immediately felt the need to wash my hands I didn't. Of course a place called Paradise Island would obviously be full of hot n bothered, 'hard-to-get' playing, bisexual lesbians.

Stop trying to bring out my latent homosexuality, Stan. I'm a pure boy

This. Social Justice is rapidly becoming like a vestigal organ, working to solve problems that already are no longer an issue.

Some people just really want attention and somewhere along the way they were told that if they stand around and chant WHAT DO WE WANT followed by whatever bullshit they want, that someone is required to give it to them.

but she's always been bi

>A Jewish actress + Bisexual MC
So they're trying to get this film banned across Africa and Asa then?

oh wow breaking news i've never heard this before guys what a mind blower

I've sucked your cock too many times Satan to know I like it

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They will never do it
>inb4 she already is, she always was
All talk no action

Also a reminder that Wonder Woman was financed by conservative investors

Why always this sexuality thing.
Isn't Wonder Womans thing more about love, like when she fells in love with someone it doesn't matter what their sex is.
And no that's not the same thing as being bisexual.

>petition to make Diana bisexual
>petitioning for something that is already a thing
CBR, pls. Diana has always been bi, I guarantee you all the way since Marston himself. You're naive if you think the princess of the Amazons hasn't been tapping every piece of suitable ass on the island.

Hell, Rucka's second run outright states this in the first issue of the Year One half. Except for Io. Because Io is doomed to be forever alone.

That's nice and all but who should her gf be? Io?

I thought that was about masturbation.

It's about giving her a girlfriend in Wonder Woman 2, retard

Murrica was a mistake.

Yes, but they want it to be on-screen bi. We know Gal's down for it, she wants Halle Berry to be Diana's love interest.

signed, thanks for bringing this to my attention OP
now to sit back and watch the butthurt when it happens

Do you believe people who invest in movies and tv shows (like the people you describe) really give a fuck about what's in them? Or do they care more about the return on their investment? Steve Bannon was an investor in Seinfeld, you know.

I don't give a fuck, but at least it would help avoiding Trinity shipping, I suppose

You are talking to a link to a website as if it is a person. Are you aware?

I thought she was already bisexual? I remember co getting mad over it

I actually kinda hope that Gal gets Halle-senpai to notice her. It's oddly adorable how much she's obviously crushing on her.

Problem is, there are really any preexisting WW characters that would fit the idea. Mindi Mayor, maybe?

Fake news, Sup Forums has never gotten mad about anything.

Based Marston was living the life

Have another woman dom her and be an older pitch for WW would be great. Palicki for next Wondy villain please?

So Gal likes chokolate tits... nice

Is it just me or does this remind me of Artemis love interest in RHatO before she joined Jason and Bestzarro.

>asking for a bisexual wonder woman
>she has been like that since 3-4 years ago.
This is the ultimate proof of SJWs not knowing shit about the media they ask(not buying comics), they just want to look progressive.

>liberal dipshit
>get Satan digits
Pottery.

Wrong

>Do you know about sex?
>I've read all about it

It confirmed she was a beta virgin

have you never heard of a tease? that was the entire movie. Not as her as a fuckable, cause she's ugly as hell, but the tease is at the DCAU. We all read about how good it could be....could it be that good?

as it turns out, no

holy fuck how many times did you run this through bing translate

My dad was right, the devil is trying to make everyone gay

kek

Except Lesbos cant procreate and specifically Diana was made from clay, the rest are born naturally and you can't concieve with sperm from a man, you can't rewrite biology. the amazons have subserviant male rapeslaves, everyone knows this.

I thought she already was bisexual, I mean she does live in Paradise island.

Stop trying to turn everyone gay, Satan. This is a good Christian imageboard and i won't have you tainting it with this filth.

Trump leave China alone.

Satan, read the Bible. You will eventually lose so stop spreading sin to this sacred board.

they have the rapeslaves to procreate, they fuck eachother for the pleasure

Seinfeld is conservative propaganda masquerading as a "comfy" liberal show.

>implying they wouldn't make a transgender lesbian orgy film if they thought they could make fat stacks of cash on it

Show your work or you get no credit

No, Jean Gray. You are gay.

It's not really about making Wonder Woman bisexual, it's about making her a lesbian. They don't want WB to just say that she's bisexual while her key love interest is a man; what they really want is proof by seeing her in a relationship with a woman. And once they do see it happen, they'll fight like hell to keep her with women, bisexuality be damned.

I can cite three to four kinos, but I can't disclose them here for fear of retaliation.

They did confirm it though. During Rucka's Rebirth run.

Boat scene transcript.

WW: "How long until we reach the war?"
ST: "The war, which part? Western front in France is 400 miles long from the Alps to the North Sea."
WW: "Where the fighting is the most intense then, if you take me there I'm sure I will find Ares."
ST: "Ares, isn't he, uh, the god of war?"
WW: "The god of war is our responsibility. Only an Amazon can defeat him. With this. And once I do, the war will end."
ST: "Look I uh, I appreciate your spirit. But this was is, it's a great big mess, and there's not a whole lot you or I can do about that. We can get back to London and try to get to the men that can."
WW: "I am the man who can. And once I find and destroy Ares the German armies will be free from his influence and they will be good men again and the war will be better."
ST "Great."
WW: "You'll see. What are you doing?"
ST: "Oh, uh, I thought, thought maybe you'd wanna get some sleep."
WW: "What about you? Are you not sleeping? Does the average man not sleep?"
ST: *mumbles* "Yeah, we sleep. We just don;t sleep with um..."
WW: "You don't sleep with women?"
ST: "I mean I do sleep with women, I sleep with...yes, I do. But out of the ah, confines of marriage is just, it's...not polite to assume."
WW: "Marriage?"
ST: "Marriage, you don't have...you go before a judge and you swear to love honor and cherish each other until death do you part."
WW: "And do they? Love each other until death?"
ST: "Not very often, no."
WW: "Then why do they do it?"
ST: "I have no idea."
WW: "So you cannot sleep with me unless I marry you."
ST: "I'll sleep with you if you want, I'll sleep right there."
WW: "There's plenty of room."
ST: "Fine, you don't mind I'll..."
WW: "No, it's up to you I'm just trying to..."
ST: "I know it's up to me I'll come sleep with you."
WW: "Okay."
tbc

Part 2

ST: "You know where I come from I'm not considered average, you know, um, being a spy and a certain amount of vigor. Have you never met a man before, what about your father?"
WW: "I have no father. My mother sculpted me from clay and I was brought to life by Zeus."
ST: "Well that's neat. Where I come from babies are made differently."
WW: "You refer to reproductive biology."
ST: "Yes."
WW: "Yeah I know, I know all about that."
ST: "I refer to that and...other things."
WW: "The pleasures of the flesh."
ST: "Do you know about that?"
WW: "I've read all 12 volumes of Cleo's treatises of *something I can't make out fucking Gadot accent* pleasure."
ST: "All 12 um, did you bring any of those with you?"
WW: "You would not enjoy them."
ST: "I don't know, maybe."
WW: "No you wouldn't."
ST: "Why not?"
WW: "They came to the conclusion that men are essential for procreation but when it comes to pleasure, unnecessary. Goodnight."
ST: "Night."
Scene ends

So...where exactly is the confirmation, 95518526? Because it's not in the scene.

They came to the conclusion that men are essential for procreation but when it comes to pleasure, unnecessary. Goodnight."

Right there.

Cute

>afraid to post theories on Sup Forums
kill yourself you faggot

How does this count as news?

Which has fuck-all to do with Diana's personal experience.

>read books that said girls can orgasm without men
>WONDER WOMAN BISEXUAL CONFIRMED!
Fuck off with your wishful thinking, projecting, let's-trigger-the-right horseshit. If it's actually there, it's there. If it's not, it's not. And it's not. A passing mention that she read that women don't need men to cum is a far cry from "confirming" she's had sex with another woman.

Sup Forums fuck off

Diana has always been a """degenerate""" character, you have zero reason to be mad

Bi-curious. The term is bi-CURIOUS.
Stop trying to "legitimize" your experimental phases, you faggots.

"A tale of two anons"

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I want Sup Forums and Tumblr to kiss_

>ywn see Halle Berry and Gadot as Cheetah and WW engaged in an onscreen catfight, that leads to a makeout session and sex scene
Why even live?

A rebuttal-

Suck a dick faggot

I think it's sad that the most prominent female heroes are always made bi-sexual.
Like a woman can only be a hero if she fucks other women like a man does.

I know it's typical sitcom humor of, "Ha-ha, men aren't very good at sex!" or "Women can please themselves", but as a woman, doing a guy who actually knows what the fuck he's doing is ten thousand times better and not even comparable to trying to please yourself.

I imagine it's the exact same for guys with having a girl ride you vs. masturbating.

>not reading comics
Sup Forums ruined this board

I think the bigger question here is did Steve and Diana bang?

>Like a woman can only be a marketable if she fucks other women like a man does.
FTFY

Yfw it goes full black swan.

There's no question here. They banged in the village.

>Sexuality is a spectrum.
>But only if you're somewhere in the middle of that spectrum.
>Nobody in existence is one extreme or the other exclusively.

I mean it was already pretty unambiguous that she's bi. They already addressed this in the first movie when she talked about how men aren't necessary for pleasure. The left can't handle any subtlety, they need for the movie to actually have Diana to say the words "I'm bisexual" for it to count for them.

To be fair, I've seen the same from the other side as well, usually demanding exact scans and stuff of DC showing Diana being bi from the comics to prove that she is.
And that has not actually happened yet. She kissed a woman goodnight in one of the Rebirth issues, but that is the closest she has gotten on-panel.

She was prison-gay when she was on Themyscira. No men were available, so she made do with what she had. The moment an actual man wound up on the island she switched teams and she's been boy-crazy ever since.