This is Jordan Peele and his irl waifu Chelsea Peretti. Say something nice about them

This is Jordan Peele and his irl waifu Chelsea Peretti. Say something nice about them.

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BIG

NOSE

They seem happy together. I wish them all the best in their lives.

Just follow your nose!

JEW

ITALIAN

Get Out was a pretty well shot, superbly acted Stepford Wives / Carpenter homage and hopefully its mainstream success will mean great shit for horror films and Peretti has a fat ass.

well at least someone is keeping chelsea peretti out of the dating scene

b.b.but Sup Forums told me that DA JOOOZ are behind racemixing but never actually do it themselves!

>peele got some big nosed jewgirl instead of big kazhar milkies girl
what a shit taste

her kike brother started BUZzFEd and she is talentless

>Chelsea Peretti

Jewish mom, which makes her one of the Tribe

He’s not the Janetty of the group now.

I liked Get Out and I actually think it's worthy of its Oscar win. I would've preferred a movie like Good Time or It Comes At Night to win, but of the nominees it was probably the one I enjoyed the most.

Get Out was pretty good and I like his sketch show

>Chelsea Vanessa Peretti was born on February 20, 1978 in Contra Costa County, California, the daughter of a Christian father and Jewish mother.[2][3]
>Jewish Mother
She's a kike

>thought OP was trolling
>look it up
>holy shit, I've been mixing up Jordan Peele and Keegan Michael-Key my entire life

It's just a nose lol

IIRC she got super pissed at the artist of this even though he does absurd caricatures of many celebs

>Jewess gets SHITTED
what are some films about the villain falling in his own trap?

Jews are very self-conscious any about their noses.

t. ashkenazi

He was funny on key and peel and she has a way better body than you I could've ever imagined.

She seems a bit of an abrasive bitch and insecure drama queen but he seems really chill and genuine. I don't really understand how their relationship works desu, but I hope they are happy.

ALL BLACK MEN SHOULD BREED JEWISH WOMEN.

Her body is thicc in all the right places. Good for her

Her nose is smaller than mine

Going off my family marrying my mom, you marry a Jewish gal if you want someone to talk for you and decide social activities for you and shit. All the men in my family are pure autism and their wives talk for them while they watch sports or watch their stocks go up and down. My catholic mom calls them Jewish American Princesses.

I'm positive Jordan isn't normally a people person, but a lot of comedians are like that. They can be objective and see the humor in situations that other people would just consider normal.

So one half breed marries another.
Disgusting.
She is definitely one ugly slag.
Just think she was all glammed up for the show, imagine how bad she must look on a normal day.
Dude probably takes of his Mr Magoo's and can't tell, except that she's white.
He probably got cucked last night by Mr Gold there, bet she rode the golden shaft all night.
Wonder if she gives him a prostrate massage with that schnozz?

Yeah. My dad is Norwegian but my mom is ash. My sister got a super kike nose (I have a nord nose fortunately) and got bullied all the time growing up (in the bitchy way girls bully each other), so whenever someone mentions her nose she goes crazy.

He looks happy he got an oscar.

before the baby i found her hot

That's pretty interesting user, so it can work. Yeah a lot of comedy comes from eschewing the empathy and social mores that regular people have/or pretend to have in a given situation. I can see how their relationship would work now. Thanks.

Is that the girl from RLM who was into Jay? She's come a long way.

I liked it too but it doesnt make it oscar worthy. Its just a horror flick with racial propaganda undertones.

...

do black actors need a non-black wife to make it in hollywood?

He has a kid?

MUTTED

>Jewish background ALWAYS has to be mentioned
Why do Jews feel the need to tell everyone they are Jews?

Her Thicc butt is nice.

Always thought she was hot, despite the nose

I bet their kids will look beautiful

Why are italian women so hot?

Bino's got a mixed mutt child? What??

post her ass

Nigga Jew Baby goo

>JEWESSES LOVE THEM SOME BBC

Jordon Peele & Chelsea Peretti's child
The JigaJew

>race traitor
>trap
>ooga booga

It is that rich arty black people are more likely to be form the suburbs nowadays (not the rich enclaves inside poorer black areas) so share values with non blacks. They are also more likely to spend time around loads of white people and asians etc so they are more likely to 'marry out'

they hate themselves

It's the thiccness and passion, plus they love to guard their men and don't take any shit.

W A L L

Chelsea is hot, no question. She's also actually quite funny, her Netflix special is worth watching. Her and Peele seem like a good match, I wish them all the best.

I mean, they're obviously both faggot HURR DURR MUH TRUMP RUSSIA retards, but that's basically everyone now. At least they have some talent to back it up.

Nah, they just hate niggaz
youtube.com/watch?v=f3PJF0YE-x4

lmao not even

they dont, they want to breed the nigger out of them, thats every black girl dream

their kids are going to be
pretty
fucking
ugly

Chelsea Peretti has shockingly hot feetsies

You just know this girl hates herself.

No. They don't

t. black dude

Is that kayybear?

yeah you surely love being black so much you dotn want your kids to be

Chelsea Peretti and Sandra
Bullock may have a common foot ancestor

Look at his face. It just screams "I'm an oscar winner married to Jim Norton's sloppy seconds"

Is Chelsea down with Jordan pimping her out to his honey?

For someone who hates herself she sure looks good. Well dressed and pretty with good looking young bf. She's doing better than most women

He’s with her because she looks like a man. He’s gay.

>CHELSEAD

Nah that is just some shit that hoeteps and ghetto black people say because they wish it was true.

Yeah some of her sketches and her stand up was pretty funny. Good luck to them.

>kayybear
She is so fucking cute, I wish I was that guy so hard.

SMINEM?

>implying she's not doing it to attract a higher quality white dude
>implying she doesn't have a white girl accent
>implying she doesn't get validation by acting white from her non black followers

we wuz jews n sheit

>one drop rule is gone
That's news to me.

I can't imagine actually giving a shit about what color your kids are. There are so many tribes to identify with, genetics seem like a stupid one.

Jewish women and black men is the best combination!

>h-hey buddy congrats on the Oscar there man haha we should like get the band back together you know like for old time's sake haha so just give me a call and we can do a movie together or something haha I'm not up to much by the way just starring in the new hit PREDATOR haha you know I'm doing well haha I'm doing well for myself you know not as well as you haha with your Oscar and all haha and me with no Oscar and all haha but we should kick it man haha so just give me a call haha. This is Keegan, by the way.

He was backstage

He works on Whose Line Is It Anyway.

He's doing fine.

She kinda looks like the merchant.

Some people on here are so fucking obsessed with this stuff fucking hell

Looks like Abella Danger

Damn how come black guys get all the hot white girls!

>being happy some negroid ape is fucking an italian-jewish white woman
I want redditors to leave. Now...

>trucker disguise
top kek

Can't blame a nigger for wanting to fuck the superior race. She's a coal burner though

KIKE

In my opinion from watching key and Peele Peele has insane range

You'd obviously increase the nose size a bit for a caricature, but you're also supposed to stylize and exaggerate other features. It throws off the overall construction of the head. It's more a lazy caricature than anything overtly offensive. Or he was fucking with her, but she should have thicker skin. She's only a famous millionaire 8/10 with a donk and an Oscar-winning hubby.

t. Porn artist with a big nose fetish

>but you're also supposed
I'm the artist, i can do whatever i want
i'm not supposed to do anything

I see what you're trying to do white boi, and it's not gonna work. When we're done with white women, then we'll come for the Jews.

>There are so many tribes to identify with, genetics seem like a stupid one.
LOL, your genes desire to associate with similar genes. What's retarded is forming your social circle around bullshit like what movies you like.
time.com/5095903/genetic-similarities-friends-study/

>Italian Jewish
>White

I think propoganda is a bit hyberpolic.

>t. Porn artist
wut

>
if you liked black better you would get a black wife it is true

yeah but she used to fuck jimmy norton so no ty to that scag

t.