Best Picture 2019

First Man

>A look at the life of the astronaut, Neil Armstrong, and the legendary space mission that led him to become the first man to walk on the Moon on July 20, 1969.

Director: Damien Chazelle (Whiplash, La La Land)

>no woman has been on the moon yet
>still no female space program
Absolutely fucking pathetic. They have everything they need!

If Beale Street Could Talk

>A woman in Harlem desperately scrambles to prove her fiancé innocent of a crime while carrying their first child.

Director: Barry Jenkins (Moonlight)

Backseat

>The story of Dick Cheney, the most powerful Vice President in history, and how his policies changed the world as we know it.

Director: Adam McKay (The Big Short)

Widows

>Set in contemporary Chicago, amidst a time of turmoil, four women with nothing in common except a debt left behind by their dead husbands' criminal activities, take fate into their own hands, and conspire to forge a future on their own terms.

Director: Steve McQueen (12 Years a Slave)

The Irishman

>A mob hitman recalls his possible involvement with the slaying of Jimmy Hoffa.

Director: Martin Scorsese

Black Klansman

>Ron Stallworth, an African-American police officer from Colorado, successfully managed to infiltrate the local Ku Klux Klan and became the head of the local chapter.

Director: Spike Lee

Boy Erased

>The son of a baptist preacher is forced to participate in a church-supported gay conversion program.


Director: Joel Edgerton

This one is actually real lmao

Burden
>Klu Klux Klansman, Mike Burden, opens the Redneck Shop and KKK museum in historic Laurens, SC. When Mike subsequently falls in love with a single mom, under her influence, he quits the Klan and is taken in by an African American Reverend.

These are almost too baity

Awww fuck

TIMELY

You just know next manning mission will include some transgender black crippled obese woman just you fucking wait

Best picture has already come and gone, boys

>he a good boy he dindu nuffin: The Movie

The new Woody Allen flick will be unironically great but will be shelved by critics and academy because #metoo

I'm so fucking excited for more Goose kino.

Aquaman

>Arthur Curry learns that he is the heir to the underwater kingdom of Atlantis, and must step forward to lead his people and to be a hero to the world.

Director: James Wan

>Black Klansman
HOW THE FUCK IS THI REAL

The Baitmaster

>A blind, white, paraplegic, transgender man with Tourette Syndrome overcomes his many hardships to become a master crafter of fly fishing lures and struggles for acceptance in early twentieth century Louisiana’s bayou country.

Director: Nicolas Winding Refn
Starring: Idris Elba

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I moon.

H-how?
>Spike Lee is teaming with Get Out filmmaker Jordan Peele for Black Klansman, the true story of an African-American police officer who infiltrated the KKK.
>true story
Again, HOW?
>Stallworth, who is black, was able to gather all sorts of intelligence by pretending to be a white supremacist on the phone or via other forms of correspondence but sent a white fellow officer in his place for any in-person meetings. During his undercover work, Stallworth managed to sabotage several cross-burnings and other activities of the notorious hate group.
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well I guess if it worked...

>Director: Nicolas Winding Refn
>Starring: Idris Elba
KINO

So basically the white guy did the actual field work while the black dude made a few prank calls?
Pretty smart desu

ABENGERS :DDDDD

Goodbye Black Panther, another year withour oscars for marlel