He was backstage

He was backstage.

Backstage of his house?

Not unless babby T. Hanks hangs out at his house.

Coal burning wench

What is Colins expression trying to convey?

And?

Tom Hanks really is everywhere.

this

I thought that was Elon Musk for a second.

thanks, brother

who is that milf and how big are her tits?

thats colin hawks.

fake news

>one is wearing white
>one is wearing black
kino indeed

why do they look like they're about to perform hardcore gay butt fucking?

>Do I know you sir? Look if it’s a selfie you’re after, Walken over there’s more than happy to oblige the riff raff. Seriously stop. This suit was very expensive.

Is that Corey feldman and Walken behind them

he's only like 1/4 nigger

WE

Kys

You just know.

must be weird for key being the funny one of the duo and seeing his sidekick's career skyrocketing ahead of his because of affirmative action.

Tell me about Bane

Must be weird thinking about this as you thrust inside his anus every night and bust a nut all over the dingleberries covering that minority asshole.

maybe he can get a part in Peele's next flick

embarrassing

wow i can't believe jordan peele actually replied to my post

all successful or rich black men have white wives. living proof that blacks are always trying to avoid their own inferiority as a race.

These two are both half-white/half-black though. They grew up with in middle-class white neighborhoods, it makes sense that they'd end up with white girls.

I don't think #oscarsso means what he thinks it means

Talking about pedos in hollywood for years, called crazy

Hot girl comes out and says it > HOLY SHIT TIME'S UP GUYS METOO

Retardation. It’s hashtag OSCARVF. VF. VF is the famous Vanity Fair Oscar party that happens every year. Learn something every once in a while stupid children.

he's barely even black

...

>all successful or rich black men have white wives
Except for Kanye West
And Jay-Z
And Will Smith
And Denzel Washington
And Morgan Freeman
etc

But ignoring all the ones who don't have white wives, they all have white wives right?

Are Key and Peele the black Drake and Josh?

you know he's gonna take him to dinner, then come home and fuck him in the ass

Way to be that autistic kid who takes an all literally.

Kim Kardashian is white, it's why she is loathed by black women for marrying Kanye, she just slathers herself in make-up.

The black population make pol look like white liberals when it comes to how much they hate someone of the opposite sex dating outside the race. They are extremely vocal about it.

So you are the spokesperson of all black people everywhere ? intersting.

I think there's far more worthwhile things to learn than that.

If my best buddy won an Oscar I'd be thrilled for him even though I hate award shows. Why's everyone so triggered by this?

>AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEYYYYIIIIIIIIII

Lmao that's Skrillex, no joke. Feldman doesn't have gauged ears.

Doesn't really matter for him since he is barely black to begin with.

hahaha what is it with nonwhite comedians dating white girls

So Oscars are pretty much completely meaningless now, right? I realize they have been for a long time but it's confirmed now?

its because you're projecting your insecurities on two lifelong friends.

I wonder how he feels that his kids are going to be white.

Beyonce and Jada are among the whitest black women who have ever lived

>Kim Kardashian is white
???

>Kim Kardashian is white
I could have sworn she was black, or at least Mexican or something.

>tfw people actually thought two true bros would ever leave the other bro hanging

This is the last time they spoke as friends.

Personally I'd be jealous and proceed to crack his head open

>Kim Kardashian is white

citation needed

>let's make this about me :)

like pottery

She's armenian

I know someone that personally knows Key, Peele and key are still and will always be great friends.

>Armenian
>White

Even I am half-Armenian and I have to question if Armenian people are white.

the cunt's armenian and english
it's like a weird asian, middle eastern, white hybrid

>"Peele it's me, Yeah dude congratulations on the oscar you know it's been a while since i heard from you i guess my other messages haven't gotten to you. Haha well anyway feel free to call me anytime you know ,noiiice! looking forward to your call. I'm Keegan."

I'll never be as loved and revered as my dad

>Kim Kardashian is white
eeeehhhhhh

Well she's not black.

he's a nigger

>this is the last time they spoke as friends
Whoa...

>dead career musician attending the oscars

his sidekick took the initiative to launch his career.
Look at Charlie Day, he did the same shit even though Mac and Dennis wrote the show.

Skrillex and Lady Gaga should do a collaboration desu

she aint got pink nipples m8, therefore not white

armenian

great point user, you redpilled me. I see clearly for the first time

>another half armenian
bro are you in the san fernando valley?
Also armenians are def not white, we're pretty middle eastern. but MUH CAUCASIANS and stuff mean people don't distinguish

>Kim Kardashian is white
Whenever I read this I think to myself if 56% is actually true. Must be something like 36%.

Nah I am in NYC.

it is weird. I definitely look Semitic but my brother doesn't but we have the same parents (Armenian and Anglo-Saxon). He inherited all the God-tier genetics except height.
>Blue eyes
>Cleft chin
>Non-curly hair
>predisposed to building muscle

...

>look semitic
I work in public radio and it's uncanny how many people are surprised when i show up on jewish holidays or say i'm not doing anything for hannukah
must feel bad to not have them blue eyes, i'm pale but all brown in eyes hair, i know the feel

The 56% also includes latinos as "white"
America is more like 20% white

Gormlessness

> He was backstage...

" Watching from the Vanity Fair Oscar viewing party."

Vanity Fair Oscar Party
Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts, 9390 N. Santa Monica Blvd., Beverly Hills

Miles and miles away from the ceremony. Think it even be in a different area code.

shit sucks. in my college we have Hillel which is a Jewish club and there are so many fucking people who ask me if I am thinking about joining.
I also forgot that my brother didn't get a pronounced bridge in his nose like I did. Shit sucks.

...

JUST

5 miles away. An hour drive in Westside event traffic.

Key's the better performer, Peele's the better writer.

Fuck all this, I wanna hear the story Walken was telling back there

This. Looks jewish though.

White is not necessary European.

What the fuck he got another old white woman that quickly?

This nigga in the sunken place for real.

What would you argue white is then

>jesus reyes
LOL

if the kardashians aren't white then why are they constantly called out for appropriating black culture?

to save billions

fpbp

They are white to blacks. To black people, everyone is white, unless they have one drop of black blood in that case they are black.

because the dumpster fire known as "call-out-culture" thinks that white is a catch-all term for everyone who isn't black (except latinos, sometimes, and also asian, but depending on the asian?). It's a shitshow

The truth about what happened to Natalie Wood

is Colin Hanks of Jewish descent according to Wikipedia?

There's a better explanation. Black appropriation applies to more than just white people