I'm starting to get why they named it Half in the Bag, it's because Mike eats fucking everything...

I'm starting to get why they named it Half in the Bag, it's because Mike eats fucking everything. Jesus christ RLM has went downhill.

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Holy shit, is Mike dead?

No, he's just fat. All that Chunky's Chicken really caught up with him.

youtube.com/watch?v=37uv6RvISYM
>That's Right Jay!

>eats everything
>implying the bag in question isn't the paper bag he uses to conceal his liquor bottle that's half empty by 11am.

You're gonna hate me... but I loved it.

>I'm going to need you to fix this vcr in one month otherwise you will not be approved for weight loss surgery

>HALF IN MY MOUTH

Isn't it an alcohol reference?

With Mike Stoklasa, everything's an alcohol reference. Chunky's chicken was actually a play on fat handle of wild turkey.

It's a reference to Chunky's, which ironically is what made Mike so fat. It's kino, really

Being "half in the bag" is just slang for being drunk.

>You don't need to eat you have 800pounds of food in you
>Do you look malnourished?


My fucking sides I didn't know the show was like this

Test

It's unironically my favourite tv show of the past few years for the moments like that. The doctor doesn't give a single shit about their feelings, only their health and he seems to get angrier and less patient with each passing episode.

this doc is based as fuck

He's a literal based aryan.

This, he doesn't enable them. Enabling the only reason fatties like this exist

I am so fucking tired of this stupid ass doctor preaching his bodyism onto other people like if they can't be healthy at any size, look at him, he is fat himself, he seems happy with it, so what gives?

Ok, I'll bite. Thats because the doctor doesn't weigh 800 pounds, you brainlet. Surely you see the difference between him and his patients, right?

This. I was a bloated mess when I was an alcoholic

That's 600lb life for you.
Come to laugh at fatties, stay for the based no nonsense Doctor.

He's 70 years old and lives in Texas.
He's probably the thinnest person in the state in his age range.

WHY DID YOU BECOME SUCH A LARDASS, MIKE? YOU KILLED MY FUCKING CARRER!

lose 50 lbs.

legit lost my shit at mike there

...how long do I have to lose this weight doc?

That's right Jay!

right now

I NEED MORE TIME
I'VE BEEN DEVOTING MY TIME TO WRITING COMEBACKS FOR JONAH DOCTOR IT'S ONLY A MINOR SETBACK FOR MY WEIGHT PLEASE

Was about to say this. I wonder how far from Houston you'd have to travel to find a region where Dr. Now would be considered particularly fat.

>Killed my career
Career of what? Being a penniless John Waters wannabe?

Didn't this show start out as My 500 lb life? And they had to upgrade it to 600?

There's a spin-off, my 3000 lb family.
This is the dawning of the new era.

I wonder if they'll have to upgrade it to My 800 lb life some day.

>career
You star in incest porn Jay, you don't have a career ffs

To be fair most people on the show are 700 - 800 lbs now. The women are around 600 usually.

Do you think Mike’s constant stubble is an aesthetic choice, is he just too lazy, or is it just he fact he has really dark facial hair? It always bothered me how lazy and unkempt that 5’oclock shadow makes him look.

He'd look like a weird creep with a clean, fat face.
Anyway enough of talking about that shit, faggot. Who cares how he looks?

What?
It's just how dark his hair is.

>The car squeezing noises
Fuck me user good job 10/10

He's just got dark, thick facial hair. One of those guys that still look like they have a shadow even when they're cleanly shaved, so he probably doesn't bother shaving every day.

Is this guy the only one to have died? There have to have been others.

He should grow it all out though, it would cover his chins.

Mike with the Sargon beard would be badass.

He's too lazy to grow a full beard

Someone got the webm of Mike's face getting trampled by a woman?

Jay, I can't and won't make this any simpler for you.

You failed at life. You failed. When one thinks of what man is capable of, pushing himself to the limits physically, mentally and emotionally to achieve heights of success never before mentioned, your name will not be whispered in the same, reverent fashion that others have.

Nobody will remember Jay Bauman. You aren't even a header or a footer in the career of someone else. You are nobody. Nothing. Nada. Zilch.

In short, you are an enormous failure.

Jay, being that you're about 30 years old and your brain has probably hard-wired itself to accept such failures by now and write off such criticism by being "flippant", really suggests that you've passed beyond the proverbial breaking-point. There's no turning back. This is your career, this is what defines you and this is what you'll defend to the end.

The abhorrent failure that is Red Letter Media, Jay Bauman, that is your legacy.

Maybe I'm over-reaching, however. Who knows? People CAN change. Maybe you'll read this, Jay, and think long and hard about what a wasteful life you've led. Maybe you'll think, "wow. It's incredible just how abysmal and pathetic I really AM!" Maybe you'll lift some weights in the morning. Maybe you'll take a self-help class.

Maybe in a couple of years, Jay, you'll have learned from this failure. I doubt it, though.

I genuinely doubt it.

Why do they call it half in the bag? I'm probably an idiot but the only time I've ever heard it used is in a joke from Arrested Development and still I didn't get it, is it a joke Americans who wear the same clothes for 20 years get and nobody else?

Real reason he doesn't grow a full beard is that everyone would think he was a Muslim.

>wearing shoes
Then what's the point?

...

flip flops are sexual

>caring for the opinions from fat people
Yikes. Might as well be fat fuck yourself. Fat "people" are disgusting and need to be culled

so repugnant

Orson Welles**

Slavic Jay is frightening.

>he doesn't know about Alex Adams, the porn actor who looks almost exactly like Jay from the side but not from the front

The pain makes it hotter.

>that pic
Everytime

I'm assuming it's this guy?

new video!

youtube.com/watch?v=wcnBl6gNIhQ

JAY WTF?

He said "carrer" you illiterate queer

>Jay got into porn
>And mike got morbidly obese

is this poetry?

But what about Rich Evans?

Rich Evans.... that's a name I haven't heard in years

He's Fredcore.

alex adams looks like lucifer from supernatural, he looks nothing like jay even from the sides. jay has an overbite and no chin.

tsssssss tsssssss how bout you tell him how ya really feel or something

DONT REMIND ME OF BASED ROB

Why would a caveman shave? Fucking unrealistic cartoons

fatkino threads are peak Sup Forums

based review screw

Sup Forums I need you to lose fifty pound before you finish reading this sentence

Annihilation HitB when

Dr. Now seems like one of those guys that has a really colourful past. I wonder what kind of stories he would tell if you bought him a few beers.

its not capeshit so they won't review it.

I'm starting to think this doctor is totally incompetent. Is he a real doctor, or just an actor they hired for the show?

You can't just live on your fat, any more than a thin person could stay healthy just by eating lard. You need micronutrients and protein, you need fat to absorb some of those micronutrients, and many people have metabolic irregularities where bad things will happen if they don't eat some carbs (especially people who end up very fat -- if you have a disease that makes you feel sick or in pain when a healthy person would just feel hungry, you're much more likely to overeat and become grossly obese, so to try and treat these people for obesity without diagnosing the underlying condition is negligent).

Did Mike eat Jessi?

>Jay, what did you think of Annihilation?
>I hated it
>Really? I thought it was ok
>Well, I didn't really hate it

every fucking time

He looks like the people from Wall-E

Half in the Bag is a known expression that means you're tipsy but not fully drunk, you fucking idiot.

Ok fatty

he's performed more surgeries than vegetables you've eaten

Remember when Jay was fatter than Mike?

KINO!

how did mike get so fat

I thought the reason why it was called half in the bag was because they were referencing going halfway through a bag of popcorn. I never realized it was slang for getting drunk

Oh, he's the fucking surgeon. That's right, the show's all about before and after stomach stapling! That bloody quackery! You require them to lose weight before the operation. Then, when they demonstrate ability to lose weight without the surgery, you do the surgery that's been proven to be unnecessary.

He really doesn't think there's more going on than "eat less food, you won't starve as long as you're fat". Surgeons are simple-minded like that. They're procedure-oriented, not diagnostic-oriented (i.e. do the thing to the patient's body that the patient can't do for themself, don't figure out what's wrong with the patient and what they need), so they forget everything other than how to do a neat job of the cutting and sewing up (which half of them aren't any good at anyway), what not to cut, and how to keep the patient from bleeding out of if they do fuck up. They're the dumb jocks of medschool. He's genuinely outside his area of competence when he's telling them what to do to lose weight. On top of specializing in a quack procedure.

Anyway, I'm not fat. I eat vegetables all the time.

>do you look like you are malnourished

He just doesn't give a shit anymore.

This will explain it all:
dailymotion.com/video/x3oarz1

You all are just jealous of the connection that RLM bros have with eachother. A connection that you'll never be able to establish or maintain if your lives depended on it. Unrelated but would you rlmbros pls be my friend?

Mike sabotages himself and harms everyone around him in the process.

When contacted by a studio to do an independent film, he pitched them Gorilla Interrupted 2, because he's some sort of retard or something.

He half-assed the Space Cop script into being bad on purpose instead of putting in a sincere effort.

The whole stupid gay wedding plot that dragged on and on for a year and was ultimately pointless was all his idea.

Why does Mike hate himself so much? Why does he feel the need to drag everyone else down with him on his self-loathing spiral?

>The whole stupid gay wedding plot that dragged on and on for a year and was ultimately pointless was all his idea.
While everything about Mike being a miserable failure is true I think they were supposed to have Max Landis come in for that episode. Due to recent events about Landis and sexual harassment, they had to scrap it all, probably somewhat last minute, hence the shitty "ending" because they clearly just wanted it over with.

>I'm starting to think this doctor is totally incompetent. Is he a real doctor, or just an actor they hired for the show?
>Oh, he's the fucking surgeon.
Wait so why are you talking about this show as if you know anything again?

i cant stop laughing
i kept a straight face all through the video and at the end it just came all back at once im dying

>thinks the Dr. Now is solely responsible for EVERYTHING going on in the show
>isn't aware that they film a single episode over months and months and cut out a shit ton of it for time
People aren't fucking interested in hearing about the minute details of the diet. This is entertainment for them in the end.

Chunky's Chicken

Hey, I'm not the one who brought the show into an unrelated thread. I've seen a couple of episodes, but I didn't see this stuff where's saying this blatantly ignorant stuff about weight loss.

The guy isn't an expert on human nutrition and metabolism. He's a glorified grease monkey. But because he went to medschool he assumes whatever he thinks he knows about it must be better than whatever his patients thinks they know, so he just says whatever he thinks in a tone of absolute authority.

Doctors are terrible for pretending to know things they don't. They've got all kinds of fucked-up justifications for it, like, "I'm taking away their stress by making them feel like the situation is in an expert's hands, and everything possible is being done." Meanwhile, they steer people right off cliffs with bullshit and then act like they didn't do anything wrong.