ITT : Reboot ideas that would actually work

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Even nonsexualixed it would probably work.

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I like this one more for some reason

>/aco/ exists
>fetishfaggots are still here

But this could actually work you Starposting faggot. Pizza eating sewer boys are outdated as shit, might as well fix it.

Just because you'd masturbate to it doesn't mean it'd work.

fappability is the only real metric of quality for any medium

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Most of the highest viewed animes these days are just girls blabbering to themselves. Even Senran Kagura has a lock on anime vidya. I'd watch a fem TMNT and not just for tits

I'm an ass guy myself

Is this the montly R63 thread?

They look almost the same, just Raph and Leo more homosexual than usual.

No. Someone just keeps making genderswap adjacent threads.

actually i can kinda see a female tmnt show working this day and age problem is just getting the right mix to appeal to both boys and girls

>when OP clearly just wants to jack off and makes a thread about his fantasies

Are those actually boobs or do they have tumors?

Raph is easily the hottest.

I wanna suck on those tumors!

>imagine a female Splinter
>imagine a huge amazonian 2012 TMNT female Splinter
>April is a teen boy being trained by a huge milf rat woman

Would only work for the fetish appeal

But girls have the best drama.

I swear this rule 63 shit is for guys who want to husbando a character but they have to turn him into a girl so he won't look like a complete faggot

>that spoiler
My brother.

I kind of got that vibe from that Neo Yokio episode too

why do they have titties, when they are not mammalian?

are there like three more pairs of titties under Lady-Splinter's hooker kimono?

>cheese dripping onto her breasts

theres alot of things that have tits out there user the less you question it the more joy you will find from them

Most of the Highest viewed Animes are so because they have have Hackneyed Plots that people are used to and familiar with, bland characters people can easily self-insert into, and are chock full of Fanservice.

i have my own titties that bring me joy. i am just weirded out by reptiles and other non-mammals that have them but the art is nice, i guess.

You again? Have you forgotten that the single highest selling season of anime ever made is pic related?

So it turns out Venus was a good idea after all?

Because it worked so well for Ghostbusters

Yeah but I didnt want to impregnate the Ghostbusters

Ghostbusters didn't try to please virgin penises.

Nu-Ghostbusters was a mess for many other reasons though user. The 'all-female' angle, tacky as it was, wasn't really one of them.

Who even thought it was a good idea to make a reboot of something perfect though?

And the highest grossing movie of all time is Dances with Wolves in Space with a scene that was a shot for shot lift from Fern Gully.

Your point?

If nu-Ghostbusters kept the same script but had an all male cast, it would still be shit.

The thing is that he's not even right, the most profitable anime is Evangelion.

Would a rule 63 star vs work out better?

Can we trade NuPPG for a RowdyRuff Boys show?

>he's not even right
>the most profitable anime is Evangelion
So proving him right?

>Take popular thing
>Remove all the good parts and change it to try get a different audience who do not and will not care
>Blame the old fans for contrived reasons.
Don't defend idiot executives for doing idiotic executive things.

>Evangelion
>Bland characters
>Hackneyed plot

>it's a faggot thinks with his dick thread
This is why you'll never create anything successful

Mutants user. There are no rules when it comes to mutant biology.

Is that why Wolverine is shaped like a box?

Wolverine's a biological mutant. The turtles were mutated by an alien mutagen so all bets are off.
That shit turned a dude into living sewage, it can do anything.

Imagine the medical implications of an alien mutagen that makes turtles grow breasts.

>Medical IMPLICATIONS

>BOOB GROWING RELATED MEDICAL IMPLICATIONS

anti-hero shows never work

It just wouldnt work in this generation

Just like millennials.

Hey-oooo

No. Only the two you can already see.

>tfw no titjob for every brother

Mhh, so its
>Michaela
>Donatella
>Raphaella
>Leonarda? Or Leona?

Wouldn't they be named after female artists and sculptors in this?

I want the whole pie

Not so fast you scoundrel

what if only two of the brothers were gender bent?

As hot as they are what would be the point of breasts?
You can't take off the shell, so there's very limited options on what you can do with them.

Well the general idea of a female turtle wasn't bad, just everything they did with her was.

And they got BTFO as a result.

Stop that shit. No name changes.

Actually, get that gender bullshit out of here altogether. Sex changes like in OP or nothing.

Does The Shredder have a bladed breastplate?

Also they're completely useless from a biological standpoint

Who's to say their gender didn't also change, you cishet shitlord?

no the breasts themselves are the deadliest weapons

>fem splinter goes into heat
>jumps male april and fucks him into the ground
>it's /ss/ if they're based off the 2012 version
>rats are rather social animals and mate for fun/bonding too
>females also tend to get a bit neurotic if they don't have sex regularly

BECAUSE IT WORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, and?

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>that lanky donna

Yeah it did actually.
2016 film failed because of a bad director and executive meddling.

No idea is to weird or stupid to not work: It's just how you execute it.

I had never thought of this.

Thank you.

ITT fags and women

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>Shredder constantly making the Turtles insecure
>Shredder's son literally has a harem
>Shredder has to fight turtles for her sons affection
We are truly in the darkest timeline

>posts a show whose fans constantly spew their fetishes everywhere

This is like that game where the snake has breasts, there is no reason or need to be realistic, just embrace the fan service

The mutagen is like, 50% mammalian estrogens.

All the turtle names already have feminine versions.

Leonarda
Donatella
Raphael (It's technically unisex, just more common for boys.)
Michelangela

I'm not sure what game you're talking about but if the breasts aren't covered by an immovable shell then you can at least do something with them.
Be it breast feeding or sexual stuff you could at least do something with them, and then they're not there to be there.

tell /d/ to fuck off back to /d/ and we leave

Even if /d/ left, we'd need to take sexy turtle posting to /trash/ anyway.

>Raphael (It's technically unisex, just more common for boys.)
Raphaela actually. As a descendant of italians, I've never heard anyone using Raphael for a girls name.

Also, either the turtles get transformed and keep their names, or it's a rule 63 universe and Splinter would have used female artists names, like says, not just taken those names and used the feminine version.
Let's see, from a quick Google search, I would choose
Lavinia, Catharina, Elizabetta and Artemisia

How tho

so alien threads can exist on /aco/ but turtle threads can't? nice logic there whoever made the rules

The idea was to prevent /aco/ to become a furry porn dump, which was feared would outweigh all other Sup Forums content. The result? /aco/ is now an extension of /d/ but limited to Sup Forums females.

Fun thing is that once /trash/ came to be it proved to be so mild that even the furry porn dumps are like only half the entire catalog, so the mods' fears were unfounded.

Don't forget how more Sup Forums characters are banned than not and /aco/ always has several nintendo game generals up at all times when the board is supposed to be for western origin content.
An even funnier thing was the mods allowed drawn and real bestiality for the first month of the board's creation, but still zealously went after anything they saw has too furry which included thundercats.

if they want so much the separation at least make a western version of /d/, or at least enforce the containment threads, it's infuriating when you're looking for content to fap and some dickhole starts shitting up the thread with stuff most people don't want to see

/d/ mods are really retard given they were banning certain fetishes because they were "western fetishes" even though the thread had all Jap made art/characters of the fetish. Hell, a couple months back the /d/ mod banned a bunch of threads because they were writing focused.

if it's that bad they really should replace that mod, it was that guy who kicked westerners from /d/ right into /aco/ and started this shit

Never going to happen with hiro in charge since he left this site to the tyranny of the mods who have complete control over the site now aside from every now and again when hiro makes another redundant board

This. It gave the turtles teeth, turtles don't have teeth.

Hell, it gave Koya teeth, and she's a damn bird.

really sad that it went to this, we need someone who was like moot

And Mikey and Donny look the exact same amount of homosexuual

>Eva
>not Hackneyed Plots that people are used to and familiar with, bland characters people can easily self-insert into, and are chock full of Fanservice

>tits on non mammals
It's just so weird.

>Dances with Wolves in Space
That would be good.
But it was closer to pocahontas in space.