"so you're saying there is this black man named Robert that serves you crab legs at the "kinoplex"

>"so you're saying there is this black man named Robert that serves you crab legs at the "kinoplex"

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>Yes and he also provides food pellets for my theater falcon.
>His name is Kino

>well his day job is working at the popcorn mines

He was my friend...

he was a good friend

>I'm telling you doc! THE PENIS INSPECTIONS ARE A REAL THING!!!!

>Now tell me about this "penis inspection day" at the kinoplex.

therapist: I'm going to recommend you see a psychiatrist for treatment in combination with our sessions here

me: BANE?

>and what do you think your fear of the "manlet pit" represents?

>soundcloud.com/lazerbird-98477393/afternoon-at-the-kinoplex

Why do you keep explaining why a shop called Sneed's Feed and Seed that used to be owned by Chuck is a clever joke?

who is paul, and why are you so afraid of him?

So you’re utterly obsessed with the dimensions of your penis, height, hairline, and body weight and constantly compare them to famous people you’ll never meet in a desperate attempt to validate your own existence? And you frequent pornographic websites catering toward interracial sex between well endowed black men and women of your own race?

And you say that your inability to have a girlfriend or form any romantic connection with other people is due to a wide reaching Jewish conspiracy targeted at white males such as yourself, and you believe that Jews are responsible for women’s perception of your body and personality?

I’m...going to have to call a specialist for this one. I don’t believe you can be helped here sir.

What was the name of that website about well endowed black men that you mentioned? I’m going to have to look this up, for research of course. Well yes, I suppose you can watch, just sit in the corner and don’t say anything while I call Dr. Tyrone in here.

>...but why would anybody need an anvil when they go to the movies? Help me understand here, mr. user!

>So you're telling me one french woman is bullying a fat american man, and despite your best efforts, you can't help him?

BASED! Hehe BASED!

tell me about this woman user

>...and were these pretty lights glittering in this gate you speak of?
>yes, and the spaceships were on fire too

>And this "janny", he follows you everywhere? Is he here with us right now?

how kafkaesque

Is there really a fat American, user? Or is it just you projecting your own insecurities?

but that makes no sense user, why would he do it for free?

>you're trying to maintain "board culture" and the this "janny" is trying to destroy it? what does he gain from doing this?

some people just want to watch the world burn, doc

based

And you countdown the days until Avatar 2 everyday? Have you ever heard of a coping mechanism user?

And this, what was it? Patrick Natemen? He helps you "check" as you say. dub's? Which as you described are supposedly consecutive numbers at the end of a post on some website you frequent? Tell me a little more about this.

n-no, we dare not speak of her

I'd suggest some light reading to get your mind off of your troubles, user. My daughter's been reading this wonderful book series on wizards. Harry Potter, is it?

>"No!"

>you know that rami never said any of those things, user. It's time to admit that was you thinking those horrible statements about minorities.

Why do you keep posting the picture of Mel and Vince together? Is this how you think you look when liberals talk politics in front of you?

>Look, it's all an in joke I hysterically laugh at and no one else does as I'm typing it out to escape, if just for a few moments, and forget that I'm going nowhere in life. That isn't crazy is it?

Underrated

>We've gone over this.....for user, it's Colin Quinn.

>And these virgin patrols and interracial breeding grounds, what do they represent to you?

Kek

My inferiority complex to blacks because they use to pick on me in grade school.

Unfunny shill

sneed
sneed
SUCK AND FUCK SUCK AND FUCK GIVE CHUCK THE SUCK AND FUCK I DON'T BELONG HERE I SHOULD BE OUT GIVING THE SUCK AND FUCK AND RUNNING MY FEEDSTORE

I see Sup Forums has arrived

>Welcome back user! Your popcorn will be brought up from the mines shortly. Don't forget, you have to kill them. Kill them all user and be sure to enjoy your feature.

>user, why do you keep saying "Checked" every 11 minutes?

>Did you know, Mr. user, that your son is attempting to bring an outside party into this situation? Did you know that?
>No
>He is Mr. user
>Who?
>A redditor
>A redditor?

My Egyptian god uses repeating digits to create meme magic for his loyal followers. Really, Doc! We even took down an airplane with it. No, not like that

>user we’ve made a lot of big steps and I now need you to see this... these behaviours that you deem “Reddit” - obsession with marvel films, cuckhold pornography, celebrity culture, low level pop culture... I’m sorry but this an exact mirror of your “teevee” friends in every way. They are the same person, yet you seem to hate one with a deep passion while finding comradeship with the other. Why is this?

As much as I hate blacks I have to admit hes a handsome nigger.

>B-Because I can take the bantz... I CAN HANDLE THE BANTER GODDAMMIT

how new are you?

>Sup Doc. Whether our journey together lasts for years or just one day, I can't tell you how excited I am to take this first step with you.

kek

Holy shit he put some real work into that, that was great

>not anymore, they sent him to the popcorn mines years ago
>he was a good friend

>So it was all in my head all along, Doc? The black man, the crab legs, the penis inspection? The popcorn mines and the no singles poli-
Actually user, the no singles policy is the one shred of reality in your fantasy world.

>Doc, I've seen you things you people wouldn't believe....

Top tier

>it aint me literally starts playing
fucking lost it mate

Kek that's good

Kek

>(Robert Image but with a completely different person in his place)
>"Robert? I'm afraid there has never been any Robert here, sir...
Are...are you okay sir?"

>You were talking about the anvils again, why do you think it is that the moviegoers would each bring an anvil with them?
>I imagine the anvils would upset the falcons, is this intentional?
>You also mentioned the "theater showers", is this where your penis is going to be inspected?

You can’t go back and change it user. She won. There’s nothing he could have said

>user every time you see this thread use your coping skills. From what you've been telling me it's an in joke you're not supposed to win.

>So you're telling me you know the entire script of the opening scene of The Dark Knight Rises...?

Oh for fucks sake niles

>you want me to prescribe medication to help you "marathon kino"?

Why don't i just cheer up?

Someone smarter than me make one about Raimi.

kek

>You say you frequently imagine being Arnold Schwarzenegger in a scene from his movie True Lies where Jamie Lee Curtis performs a lap dance? And that it must be terrible coming straight out of "the boonies" in Austria?
>Tell me, what is the meaning of the phrase "statue-esque beauty"?

*starts hyperventilating and pacing the room*

>give it to me in gay mans terms doc

>user, your obsession with mommy posting is clearly a sign of a crippling Oedipus complex

lmao

>You saw Ryan Gosling, the hollywood actor, in a grocery store trying to shoplift? Interesting, can you tell me more about your life at the time of this event?

I just really like John Lennon, Doc.

>walk into theater
>sit down
>forget today is presentation day and I didn't write a 5 minute presentation about myself
what do you do in this situation?

>ITS PRONOUNCED KEE-NO GODDAMNIT... KEEEE-NOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Don't tell him about me, user. He'll give you bad pills that will make me go away

>Why do you keep asking how Sam Raimi was able to "get away" with the dialogue from the superhero film Spiderman?
>... I see....
>You do understand that these lines aren't actually... I'll tell you what. How about you and me watch the film together and you can point out these lines to me when they occur?

>can you describe this “big guy” for me?
>for you! he’s a big guy for you!!!!

>They wouldn't let you into the theater because you were a "single", and your penis did not pass the "tests", am I getting this?
>Your obsession over your worth to the opposite sex, it's consuming you, you've got to let go
>As long as you penis isn't less than the average of eight inches there's nothing to worry about.
>It... It isn't, is it?

>That's a big pill user. Too big for you. How about tossing them with no survivors?

I like this new meme, I hope it expands to the other boards

>he said he only dates “traps”

my fucking god

Lmao

There's a whole board dedicated to it

>I need you to look at this picture of this older woman and tell me the first word that pops into your mind
>"MOMMY"

Which one?

welcome to Sup Forums lads. enjoy your stay.

>You actually believe the actor William "Bill" Shatner from Star Trek and TJ Hooker has conversations with you?
>You think he rambles against the the social justice movement despite being apart of the most liberal pieces of media in television history?

>cunny?

...

>user you tell me the ultimate "key-no" (am I saying that right?) is the opening scene from the Batman film The Dark Knight Rises, directed by Christopher Nolan. But then you go on to call Nolan a dishonest "may may" director who makes "hack films" that make idiots feel clever. I myself quite enjoy his films. Though I can;t say I've ever given much though to this plane scene you describe.
>Why do you keep answering me with "bravo Nolan"?

Now tell me, user what do you see?

>not understanding the reference
jesus christ how new are you

The trips.... they tell me... truths...

The masked man

BASED trips getter

an xray of my wifes pelvis getting BLACKED