Hey I need you guys to watch this plate of Oreos for me. Make sure Martian Manhunter doesn’t get them

Hey I need you guys to watch this plate of Oreos for me. Make sure Martian Manhunter doesn’t get them.

Hank Henshaw, DEO. I'll watch those cookies for you.

Thanks Hank, I’ll be back later to check up on my Oreos

Geez Hank, those Oreo's look good! Could I get a few?

Hey Hank, how's it goin'? Say, whatcha got on that plate there?

how would he feel about moreos?

Don't worry OP I put the oreos inside a safe. Only I know the password. He have to read my mind or something to access it.

Is it okay if others eat them?

If he does somehow get them. I'll just go back in time and prevent it

ha! those cookies are min-AARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Why are the oreos used on toppings for a cake soft but the oreos on the shelves are hard. Do they do something to them to make them soft?

It's probably the moisture from the cake softening them, like when you dip them in milk.

Read his mind to find out.

Can superman fuck them?

They're pretty good. If they came out with soft oreos I would eat them.

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So does he just like Oreos? Are my Chips Ahoy! safe?

You know how there's a shitload of special Oreos flavors? What if they worked like different colours of kryptonite but only for Martian Manhunter?

>PUMPKIN SPICE OREOS

I just saw cookie butter Oreos at Kroger

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But I thought he ate Chocos!

Where the fuck did that oreo go?

I don't know, I wasn't looking.
We might need to put another oreo to see what happens

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Nowhere, see. It's in front of me untouched.

You put that oreo upside down.

I just googled special Oreos flavors and now I've lost my appetite.

Japan and the US are the worst offenders when it comes to 'special flavors'.

YOU'RE TOUCHING IT RIGHT NOW!

No, I'm not.

Would J'onn eat these?

These were pretty good. The middle tasted like circus peanuts.

Was the New 52 Martian Manhunter any good?

I'm watching you, motherfucker...
He would because he's blacker than black.

It was pretty good.This happened in it. Yes, the girl is J'onn.

They were fairly unremarkle while I was eating one.

Then the aftertaste! Oh hell!!!!!

>But I thought he ate Chocos!
Oreos are Earth 33 Chocos. Please up your multiversal knowledge newfag.

oh man oh man oh man oh man

Let's find out.

If you don't want it J'onn I'll eat it.

That actually makes me wonder. What is it about Chocos that drives J'onn wild? Is it the filling, thus making the mega stuffed Chocos godlike for him, or is it the cookies? Or does the combination just drive his Martian biology into overdrive?

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the filling is for normies, he definitely likes the cookie

You am step away from cookie and no one dies

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Where the hell did he go?

Thanks J'onn.

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I'll take it if no one wants it.

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Aww...

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Does Batman like Chocos?

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I would love to get jerked off by an Oreo's monster tongue.

N-nani?!

those fucking things

Oreos and Swedish Fish

two great tastes that go terribly together

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HANK DO YOUR FUCKING JOB

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Where would he draw the line?

OH SHIT, GIVE HIM BACK

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GIVE HIM BACK YOU BASTARD

Shit, at least now we know why he hasnt appeared in Rebirth.

rip

The fuck is this cookie?

If nobody wants this oreo I'll eat it.

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If you just leave a package of oreos open to the air for a few days they'll get soft.

RETURN HIM

Is this what you've heard or a personal experience?

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>That yellow ring mascot thing that danced around and squealed

MUH CHILDHOOD

NANI

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Plasticman if this is some kind of prank you and J'onn cooked up, knock it the fuck off.
This isn't funny man.

wait...

ITAMFJJBAR!?

Hey, how about this cookie?

WHAT

thats gay, man!

>My Justice League teammate is a junkie!
>Picture of J'onn shooting up crushed chocos with a turkey baster.

Wow this thread is great

now show jonn inside his cream filling hell

nice thread

>chewy
Get that dogshit out of here.

>and then Oreos cookies were never invented, and no one remember about them, suicide rates are 12% higher than before.

It happens with all cookies. They absorb moisture from the air.

This. Oreos used in frosted deserts are fucking amazing. I don't really like the regular cookie.
I think the biscuit itself is good but the cream is meh.

I guess you could just lightly steam the cookies, then cool them in the fridge, then let them go soft to avoid staleness.
Someone should try this.

SON OF A BITCH.

This is assuming Barry does it with utmost precision. There are high chances that he either fucks something else up or that by doing this there are many unintentional consequences throughout time

Potato chips never come in sour cream and onion flavor thanks to time fuckery

Thanks doc

>mfw in the absence of oreos ever existing, the world becomes more violent and unruly

>mfw as a response to an increasingly hostile population, governments become more totalitarian in order to keep everyone in in line.

>mfw we all live in a dystopian police state all because Barry stopped Nabisco from putting a cream filling between two chocolate cookies

>this whole thread is basically what happened in the choco issue of MM when he ended up fighting the manifestation of his choco addiction

but is MM prepared for bright pink poops

Time to bring some freedöm and real candy to America

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Step it up.