Things you can say about a film but not your girlfriend

>Things you can say about a film but not your girlfriend

Too short

For you

dishonest

No!

Full of black people

there's too much exposition in it

disgusting lack of tits

it has a black man in it

I want my money back!

It sucks

THAT acting was AWFUL

took 12 years to make

The sex scenes became boring halfway through the runtime

hehe

I prefer an all male cast

it has nudity

It's an enjoyable experience to view

>I want to see it again

it's silent

A JEW DID THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wanted to see it through to the end.

It looks good visually

I hope there's crabs.

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I think everyone misread the OP

Why are there no women with big tits in movies anymore?

It lasted so long that I fell asleep and realized it was still going then left

>this action flick is kino

I can't believe there wasn't a single black in this

Couldn't get in because I failed the penis inspection

So you CAN believe there wasn't a single black in your girl friend?
You're very naive or very fortunate.
Either way, good for you.

based

Fun for the whole family

There are too many men in this.

based on a real story

My dad enjoyed it a lot more than I did.