LOTR

>LOTR
>Pie Rats
>Kingdom of Heaven
>Troy
>fucks Kirsten Dunst cunts (elizabethtown)
>occasionally stars in low budget arthouse films

Is he, unironically, /ourguy/?

you forgot
>manlet
definitely /ourguy/

Pie Rats?

aye

The masketa man?

aye

Yeah I'm thinking he's back

fuck that's huge

damn, Orlando Bloom looks like THAT?

I thought Orlando Bloom had a decent size cock when the nude photos of him were snapped but every woman on twitter was laughing their tits off and saying he was small

why would you base your worth of what women on tinder think of. To some women you could be a superhero that invented the cure for cancer and handsome nice bod and you will still be below her in her eyes

bieber got the same treatment but this was even more disturbing as it was from teenage girls who've grown up on porn

>twitter is comprised of nothing but real people and is an accurate gauge of reality

wew

Women have literally no concept of reality. My ex thought my dick was 25 cm long and im at like 16 at most. Women always inflate the things that belongs to them and talk things that dont belong them down

there is literally nothing wrong with the size of their cocks. please tell me I'm right

>circumsized

I honestly cant comprehend who thought this would be okay to do to ones son

>please tell me I'm right

you are right, its that women on twitter and some think theyre the center of the universe and deserve the greatest man never to live just because theyre women

crying laughing emojis when you pull it out

Those dicks are small.

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>tfw grower

Are you serious? Look at Beiber's fucking GIRTH

same here bro, imagine being a professional sportsperson and having to shower with your teammates. big african boys

growers and showers are a thing, user.

People consider this small? lol

You're forgetting Black Hawk Down, OP.

Seriously, cut dicks are so gross and weird looking.

brad pitt

THAT ONE IS SMALL DESU

Is he... fully erect?

He was also very outspoken on the environment long before it was cool.

Women think flaccid lengths are erect. They're retarded.

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Don't forget about the Victoria's Secret model he was married to porked for years and didn't get JUST'd with alimony when they divorced.

What was his fight with Bieber over.

ye those are normal sized cocks porn has skewed your perception of dick size

quality thread

Kingdom of Heaven was dogshit.
>durr saladin gud guy he let all da people go XDXDXD
No he didnt. He made Balian and the bishop pay for every person, and when there wasnt enough to pay for everyone and both Balian and the bishop offered themselves as slaves to free the rest, he told them to fuck off and enslaved the people and sold them to sand niggers. Muslims were and always will be huge pieces of shit. The crusades were a response to the centuries of Muslim rapes of Spain and failed attempts against France. Fuck anyone who tries to decry the crusades or defends shitskins. The movie also tries to portray Christians in a bad light, even going as far as pretending that Balian and Guy had conflicts with each other(they never did and Guy's wife was loyal to him till death). On the topic, Guy wasn't an asshole either. He was an incompetent ruler, but he was viewed as chivalrous and kind. On Balian, he was never born in France and in fact never went there. He was born in Outremer where he spent his entire life.

So fuck Scott, I don't know why he was such a fucking hack on this movie. aits ahistorical anti Christian, pro Mudslime garbage. Its shit, and so is the directors cut.

It's a fucking shame because visually it's the best crusades movie we've had. It also has some nice dialogue. But one thing that bothered me is the accents. Everyone seems to be speaking in an english accent, and Guy's wife can't keep her accent together. Also everyone calls "Saladin" different. Sometimes it's "Salahadin" or "Saladeen." Far from a perfect movie.

Also like half of the main characters end up being atheist and say something totally heretical.

He was the worst part of Kingdom of Heaven

That would be the bitch and her forced adultery.

why tf am i in a thread looking at celeb's dicks at 12:30 am on a schoolnight

what am i doing

oklahoma?

What's going on in this thre-

>cucked by a Manlet with a bigger cock
Yes /ourguy/

its your average dick posting thread on Sup Forums

We are comparing celeb dick sizes in order to feel good about ourselves.
Besides I'm asking for a friend but 12 cm erect is ok isn't it?

seems bigger than mine flaccid but I think I'm a grower cause my shit is still around 7 hard.

But still it seems like roasties just being roasties either way

Oklahoma :-)

Nobody realistically thinks a women would turn down any of these celebs because they saw a picture of their dick right

Yag?