Hand over the skelegates, Dahnald

Hand over the skelegates, Dahnald.

have a (you)

you made me chuckle

>Cruzlita
>Best Girl
Choose both

i choose both

Hand over the Danimals, Dahnald. I shaln't be asking a second time.

10 / 10
Made me chuckle out loud.

>(You)

rofl

*upboats*

I have become a skelegate, Dahnald, they are now under my total control. Just hand em over.

She looks like Natalie Portman

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lmao poor kid

Ten out of fucking ten.

>Ted not going as a rat

who is this semen demon?

>Kitty Heidi
>Phantom of the Convention Ted

Damn, I bet Based Ted had some fun last night.

damn

i'd love to pound his wife lads

This. Dem jugs

She is a cute. Kind of wish I was a CruzMissle now.

In fact, Caroline's first ever word was "Semen".

Post Ted pics

>uCcK
Dammit, so close.

THE REESES, DAHNALD

Kek why do you guys give this guy such a hard time? He's quirky but he seems okay, nice family

IM JUST A POOR BOY I NEED NO SYMPATHY

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Everyone record themselves doing an impression of Ted asking Trump for the delegates during halloween and upload it to vocaroo