/Comfy Simpsons Thread/

Join us for a comfy Simpsons thread this evening.

No posting "you-know-what" by the "you-know-who" posters please

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This is Laura Powers. She's the only girl Bart ever needed. Why didn't the Powers family get more screen time? Ruth and Marge worked well together. Maybe Marge would've ended up becoming a more interesting character if she'd had someone outside the family to get into regular hi-jinks with.
Most importantly though Laura is adorable.

teamed hams

Laura Powers Facts:

Laura Is Cute
I Love Laura!
Laura!

last time I saw a Laura that cute she was dead, wrapped in plastic

This suit Burns better

youtube.com/watch?v=aRsOBFhNjVM

how will sneedfags ever recover?

Absolutely based

deens

>It's an Uter dies episode

Some people say these threads are lame
Nevertheless, I like them
Everyone should see these
Every day I post in them
Do not stop posting them

Fact: Lisa was the best when she had braces. No whining, no being holier-than-thou, just being there to support local union kingpin Homer Simpson against a small-business owner.

>super tired
>need something to watch late at night
>evening shows are always the Simpsons
>every. fucking. time.
Does anyone else hate seeing the Simpsons everywhere?

What channels are you watching?

Simpsons hasn't been syndicated near me in forever, those were all replaced by Family Guy/Cleveland Show/American Dad/Big Bang Theory, etc.

It's now only on FXX, which is based because it's always on

Problem is the majority of the time I put on it's a post 90's episode. Wish they only aired up until season 11 at most

You retards realize Simpsons threads are 100% possible if you just have actually interesting/original talks, right?

I've started 3-4 in the last week and they were all good. "Sneedposting", which I do myself, consists of like 5% of the total thread if it's an actual good one.

The "old" """'comfy" threads, which were just boring rankings and screenshots from random episodes needed to be killed

Fuck off

no

>enlarge image
>first letter of each line

So maybe we can talk about Ruth and how her presence improved Marge's character? Eh? Eh?

great show!

Marge on the Lam is one of my favorite episodes so maybe you're on to something.

I absolutely am. Marge cannot be paired up with the kids for any kind of adventure, mom's are the antithesis of adventure. Anything she does with Homer ends up being about sex or nagging. Marge needed someone to interact with outside the family in order to have meaningful stories. Ruth was that someone.
And then they didn't use her because reasons I guess. Now say hello to Miguel Sanchez!

>mom's
moms*

There was an episode where Marge was like some news reporter and competing against some other woman she knew or something? I forget exactly, it was around Season 15/16 or so. Well either way, it was this episode that I promptly stopped watching the Simpsons.

My favorite episodes are: Itchy and Scratchie the Movie, and My Sister, My Sitter

Not based

I need to be running along now so I'm just going to leave this here. Praise be to the Powers family.

comfy sneedsons thread

Homer had them red tomacco seeds
With the Gucci loafers (loafers)
The whole porch was sayin' city slicker
Sneed bought the store (Sneed bought the store)
Next thing you know
Chucky's got sold sold sold sold sold sold sold sold
Them fancy German cars
& Sneed folder with the spam (the spam)
Mods turned around & gave that big booty a ban (ayy!)
Sneed bought the store (Sneed bought the store)
Next thing you know
Chucky's got sold sold sold sold sold sold sold sold

Gucci loafers, Gucci loafers, Gucci loafers, Gucci loafers (Gucci loafers)
Gucci loafers, Gucci loafers, Gucci loafers (Gucci loafers)
Spend three racks on a German car (yuh)
My bitch love tomacco cigars, ooh (ooh)
Fuck & suck a bitch, I forgot her name (brr, yuh)
I can't buy a bitch no manicure (ooh)
Rather go and buy gummy bears (brr)

Gucci loafers, Gucci loafers, Gucci loafers (Gucci loafers)
Spend three racks on a German car (huh?)
My bitch love tomacco cigars, ooh (brr)
Fuck & suck a bitch, I forgot her name, yuh (yuh, yuh)
I can't buy no bitch no manicure, ooh (nope)
Rather go and buy gummy bears, ayy (brr)
Gucci loafers, Gucci loafers, Gucci loafers (Gucci loafers)

My lean cost more than your rent, ooh (it do)
Your momma still live in a tent, yuh (brr)
Still slangin' dope in the 'jects, huh? (yeah)
Me and my grandma take meds, ooh (huh?)
None of this shit be new to me (nope)
Fuck & suck my teacher, call it tutory (yuh)
Bought some red bottoms, cost hella Gs (huh?)
Fuck your airline, fuck your agency (fuck it!)
Bitch, your breath smell like something shitty (shitty)
I'd rather fuck a slicker from the city (yuh)
He threw me out a plane in Uzbekistan
Everybody scream, "Fuck & Suck" (fuck 'em)
Lil Chuck still sell that meth (yuh)
Fuck a lil bitch, make her pusy wet (what?)

Gucci loafers, Gucci loafers, Gucci loafers, Gucci loafers (Gucci loafers), Gucci loafers, Gucci loafers, Gucci loafers (Gucci loafers)
Spend three racks on a German car (huh?)
My bitch love tomacco cigars, ooh (yuh)
Fuck & suck a bitch, I forgot her name (brr)
I can't buy a bitch no manicure (huh?)
Rather go and buy gummy bears (yuh)
Gucci loafers, Gucci loafers, Gucci loafers (Gucci loafers)
Gucci loafers, Gucci loafers, Gucci loafers, Gucci loafers
Spend three racks on a German car (huh?)
Fuck & suck a bitch, I forgot her name, yuh (yuh)
I can't buy no bitch no manicure, ooh (nope)
Gucci loafers, Gucci loafers, Gucci loafers (Gucci loafers)

Fuck off, this thread was doing fine without you.

*dabs on you*

They totally fucked

SEED AND FEED
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A
N
D

F
E
E
D

Based.

your meme responses in every thread are just as bad and contribute to wasted posts, stop responding and just join the conversation

sneed FEEDS on attention

>it's an Uter wears fancy German lederhosen episode

>he got the dud

This is the feed
and this is the seed.

pretty good

i think sneed and feed is an anti-meme. people know its unfunny and just post it for the sake of annoyance

deeS dna deeF s'deenS

Based

You're sneedin for a feedin

>That cut away right before all those reenactors were about to beat Uter

we can literally never have a simpsons thread anymore.you have ruined it. do you feel happy about that? does it make you feel good to spam force this horribly unfunny "meme" ? (if you can even call it a fucking meme) you sneed posters have truly fucking ruined simpsons discussions on this board. we can NEVER, not once, just have a simpsons thread without one of you cunts posting "HAHAHA, SNEED, SNEED!! HAHAHAHAHA LOLOL XDDDD"... why sneed isn't a filtered word is beyond me. maybe the mods are in on it? maybe they just dont care. whenever the word "sneed" is posted, that post should be deleted and the poster should be banned for 3 days. if he does it again, ban him for a month. that is the only way to cleanse this board of you obnoxious horrible fuckers.

I FEEL THE SNEED
FOR FEED AND SEED

does anyone know of a stream that does old simpsons episodes? there used to be a few running but I wouldn't be surprised if Fox killed them all

Don't cry for Simpsons threads, they're already dead.

*squat*
*WHIIIIIIIRRRRRRRR*
*Oh ye gods... My post is ruined!!*
*THUNK*
*PLEASE! I NEED TO POST STEAMED HA-*
*SCRRRATTTTCCHHH*
*AAAHHHHHH HELP! I'M GETTING SUCKED IN!*
*WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-RTHPPPPPPBOWWWW*
*NONONONONONNOOOO PLEASE I'LL DO ANYTHING!*
*OOWWWWOWWWWW*
*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
*SSHHHRRROSOSOSSOSO*
*M-MATT GROENIIIIAARRRHCH*
*GRLSHSHSHS*
*OH YE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDSSSSS*
*AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
*dabbing*
*JAANIIEEEESSS B-BAN THE SNEED SPAM-*
*Aaaaaahhhhh-.....*
*SSSHHHLLPP*
*IT FUCKING HURTS HEEEELASHFHAHSASGSDKBVSJVBKASGKANBSBKASKBADBEJFBKNDCQCIERG-*
*WHIIIIIIRRR-RRrrrrrrrrrrr r r r*
*brap*
*walks away*

>copying based steamed hams
Fuck off

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Actually, no. You steamfags stole it from the Sneedgods and I can PROVE IT
>archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/XZk+uTYqH+uKEJbMdtHMsQ==/page/2/ (Sneedgod version)
>first posted January 12, 2018
>archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/Py7J5CaEFOk3DvLJvGxRJA/ (Steamfag version)
>first posted January 16, 2018
THE SHITTY OF STEAMFAGS

>caring this much
Peak autism

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Not even my post, I just saw how it shut you up when you got BTFO in the last thread

t. Chuck

Umm...how about Ghost Mutt?

LOOK

USE YOUR PHONY GUNS AS CLUBS!

can anyone please explain the sneed meme to me?

Is it a sexual reference?

Quick rundown?

based

Lemonade?

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would you ever wash the hand again?

vvvrrrrwwwwwwwwwrwwwwwww

Please.

Steamed hams has been around for half a decade or more.

Does this actually work?

One of these posts got dubs and one didn't... think about that

based

This
Sneed cuck btfo once and for all.

They could never get over it being a dirty joke, even though the audio commentary mentions it being the dirtiest joke they ever for away with.

Sneed is eternal
Samefag

I'd just lick up her saliva and score and indirect kiss that way. Her essence would simply be diluted by all the other dirt.

Try twenty years.

He's right you know

TRIVIA TIME

What's wrong with this picture?

Do you find something comical about my appearance when I'm driving my automobile?

Sneed's not in it.

laura, marge's neighbor didn't move until after maggie was born

Well you see Sneed's Feed and Seed (formerly Chuck's) is a store that sells feed and seed. Sneed rhymes with feed and seed, so the joke is that when Chuck owned the store it would rhyme with Chuck's name instead, thus Sneed's Feed and Seed becomes Chuck's Fuck and Suck.

Ruth hadn't moved next door yet by that point?

Ruth is there even though it's a flashback to long before they moved in

>it's good because it's old
That's why S1 Simpsons is the best season right?

22 short films was a top-tier episode and I wish they'd made one every year instead of t

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No, it's good because it's endured for twenty years and is still a beloved scene.

Instead of Treehouse of Horror*

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>endured for 20 years and is still a beloved scene
i.e. reddit found out about it a few months ago and started memeing it and that somehow makes it good

Which war was Lenny a hero in?

The best part of this scene is that he feels the need to put on a fake voice even though the guy has no idea he's pretending to be someone else.

Season 1 has the most kino aesthetic tbqh, the animation and jokes are underrated

I've got something even better for you: A rubella inoculation!

>Sneedposters instincts so poor they can't even detect samefag

OH NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH IT'S TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE

It's good but it's no season 11

The invasion of Panama

poster*

The one where Krusty gets framed is definitely an alltime great episode