*Deflects your #timesup*

*Deflects your #timesup*
*Blocks your #metoo*

legend

h-he's fast (; . .)

stealth > speed

N-n-nani?!

*teleports inside you*

*submerges*

So, did they fucked or not?

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

probably

>Be Miranda Cosgrove
>Get paid millions of dollars at a shitty kid shows in exchange for a few raw fucks
Implying you weren’t doing the same than her, Sup Forums.

What power does he have?

He gets them to blow his thumb and a beer can appears in his pants

No, seriously, how in THE FUCK does he keep getting away with it?

he probably makes these threads himself

based Dan working Pedowood into a frenzy

The kid who played gibby was on the official podcast last week and said he personally wasn't aware that Dan did anything wrong and that he'd be "devastated" if it turned out the rumors were true
but he didn't say the rumors weren't true

smart kid denying culpability early
they were all kids at the time though, even if some of them knew people won't come down on them too hard.

Which is his name again, Sup Forums?

former child stars SEETHING

*parries your diet*
*ripostes your exercise*

*Deflects your hymen

...

stop bullying Dan!

>official podcast
sauce?

Even twitter fags know...

Empty threats

have some fun facts about Dan

Hi, Dan. Can you share with us, poor plebs, some bits of your huge private porn collection, please?

even his wife is getting harassed on twitter. i feel bad

dan always likes to hide funny easter eggs in his shows

There's is not any rumor/blind about his last show. Maybe he is a good man now.

>oh shit hollywood people are getting busted left and right
>let's be low profile now

He's always one step ahead, nobody will caught him until he dies like with Saville.

Dan "It's not statutory, it's mandatory" Schneider

normies take memes way too serious and far

>a scissors
oh the mysteries abound!

Is Dan the avatar of Sup Forums?

>foot fetish
>ç*nny çonoisseur
>probably fart fetishist
>has a whole production company dedicated to this dark desires for the lulz
Yeah, I'm thinkin he's /ourguy/

...

>Schneider's Pickles
Hiding in plain sight.

>tfw a fat footfag is millionaire for cunnyposting irl
/ourguy/

I wonder how.....

How the FUCK have no former child stars come out and accused him? What does he have on them?

There's no way Cosgrove can talk about what Dan did to her after what she did at USC. Too much videos. Schneider can destroy her sweet reputation anytime he wants.

Maybe he's actually innocent
how come no bitch has spoken yet?

he protects them

Turns out Dan started off young.

This picture is disturbing as fuck

He brainwashed them

Dan “You’ll have to take it if you want to make it” Schneider
Dan “Deep inside her, makes her tighter” Schneider
Dan “She’s a fighter makes my balls feel lighter” Schneider
Dan “Feet scene writer by the clam collider” Schneider
Dan "Slip her the can in the back of the van" Schneider
Dan “Catch me if you can” Schneider
Dan “Leg divider and rough rider” Schneider
Dan “The man who needs to ram” Schneider

>Dan “Feet scene writer by the clam collider” Schneider
no matter how many times I read collections of dan names, there's always a new one that cracks me up

Danny boy trained her well.

maybe he's innocent?

what did she do for $7000?

Underated. Sides in orbit while shitting at work

He's a genius

...

He got some fun, she got some money. Seems a fair deal to me.

You are so cynical, Sup Forums. Get a life.

based Dan has top level connections and will always "keep getting away with it"

Dan is my hero

KA KA KA KA KACHI DAZE

"I dare you to try."
-The Dan

In his show the characters would say "a scissors" instead of "some scissors" which people found puzzling.

we are all dan schneider, inside and probably outside

Just $7,000? I doubt Icarly was so cheap.

>what she did at USC

Lies she pure waifu, minus the molestation which not on her

>pure
>molestation
Choose one.
Sorry to say, but your waifu was defiled by Dan. Probably that's how she got her Icarly main role.

How was 'cynical' you retard

It's not a meme

All these posts obsessing over cosgrove rumors with no mention that he got spears pregnant and her ugly fat headed kid looks just like him.

It's pretty normal because Sup Forums is a young place. All of us saw Icarly, but nobody knows or cares about Spears.

No one can stop Dirty Dan.

*assures you it's a coincidence*

Dan "spread your toes wider" Schneider

Surely it's just a coincidence.... r-right?

Jamie Spears was literally like 2 years before iCarly, and I'm too old for iCarly, Drake and Josh was the last Nick show I was young enough to watch. I'm sure there are plenty like me.

Was he The Zodiac?

Wonder if the college rumors are true or not.

he's a role-model for us all

Can I ask how old are you?

Jamie Lynn Spears and her bastard daughter

...

Dan "Immunized against party vans" Schnitzel

*pulverizes your hymen*
*punches you in the cervix*
*explodes inside you*

Can't beat the dick

he's innocent

Oh shit... I remember it. Hot smut. To this day I believe all of it.

>(...) unless you're hiding in my closet (...)
> "a scissors"
>in between breaks, he likes to pull pranks on cast members

>this will never be you

It pays to keep your mouth shut.

if you're redd.it

...

>Star Magazine claims Casey Aldridge is not the daddy of 16-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears' baby! Sources claim the daddy is an older executive on her show"Zoey 101." JL is only saying Casey is the father, because she doesn't want the real daddy to face statutory rape charges.
>A source told Star, “Casey is being paid off to be the family’s fall guy while the real father remains unidentified. The man many suspect is the father, however, would face charges and probably prison time if he were to come forward and admit he had sex with her."
>Family sources say the older man is taking advantage of young JL. They also claim JL and >Casey are over and they dated on-and-off for the past couple of years. JL was apparently trying to date KFed's brother. Keeping the trash in the family!
>Casey is also a serial cheater who had another pregnancy scare with another chick.
>“This past spring, he was forced to tell Jamie Lynn that he’d cheated on her and gotten that girl pregnant.” Casey was also dating another chick while dating Jamie Lynn claims the other girl's brother.
>I'd normally call bullshit on a story like this, but we are talking about the Spears girls. Nothing surprises me with this family. I actually was surprised that Jamie Lynn didn't claim she's still a virgin carrying the second Jesus!
>So far the suspects for JL's baby daddy are Lil' Romeo, Casey Aldridge and now some mysterious older man. This will be the best Maury episode EVER!
poor casey was the fall guy

Anyone have that "Head of the Class" cast pic, where Dan has his hand on the loli's thigh?

Christ, if this had happened today there would be an unholy fucking firestorm until someone burned alive in the public theater.

Though more realistically, she would have been paid off to have an abortion.

Who's in the upper left?

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DELET THIS

>-600

how