I was watching Big Bang Theory and the Howard character was trying to impress this girl so he says...

I was watching Big Bang Theory and the Howard character was trying to impress this girl so he says, "My people invented circumcision. You're welcome."
What the fuck? Welcome for what? What is that even supposed to mean?

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Women prefer circumcised penises

I'm not saying it's right for them to, but it is statistically overwhelmingly preferred

I get he's small but I think he'd pull irl

Proof
I dont believe that beyond its normalization causing intact peni to be "others" thus not preffered

>My people invented usury. You’re welcome.
What did he mean by this

only yank females

this
also op dont get worked up about TBBT
its not worth your energy cells

That's only in jewmerica and the ME tho.

>this is what amerilads believe
and even if they did what, you are gona cut the best part of your dick because some roasty told you she does not like it LAMO

Jews and amerimutts have deluded themselves until thinking girls prefer their dry mutilated baby dicks.

Maybe women from the Jewnited States of America and the Middle East. Everywhere else prefers natural.

>My people invented circumcision. You're welcome."
>What the fuck? Welcome for what? What is that even supposed to mean?
it's a jew show

the circumcise people

In my experience women don't know what the fuck they want and their opinion on circumcision varies from subject to subject

>best looking girl and two best looking guys
hm..

>amerimutt education

the only people who say "Woman prefer circumcised penises" are circumcised men.

>"My people invented the Holocaust. You're welcome."

How the fuck did they got away with this shit?

only in america, essentially because they have been brainwashed

rest of world varies from indifferent to 'gross!'

that pajet looks like shit

Wow holy shit Europeen Defence Force showed up like lightning. That sensitive about it, huh?

>implying there's a looker among them

>best looking girl
Penny is way hotter than Bernadette but I'll admit the Jewess has nice milkers.

>el goblino

what are you trying to say

They literally can’t tell the difference once erect

The un-mutilated penis will look the same but moister and juicier.

I'm an Ausfag, but every girl I've asked this through time has either said they don't care or prefer uncircumcised.

Either way I don't know how guys can brag about having their dick mutilated as a baby. If my parents did that to me I'd be pissed.

you wouldn't know about sensitivity, being circumcised and all...

>get your dick cut off as a baby
>years and years of dry dick
>can't even masturbate without lubrication
I feel bad for you Americans :( Come to Europe where we don't cut off baby's dicks :)

Says the guy who has a mutilated dick. Tell me, can you even feel when you get head? Mexican here

What are you guys on about?
Im cut and always jerk off without lubrication. My dick is like rhino skin, lets me fuck so hard. Also my feeling is just fine.

Im north European.

>My dick is like rhino skin
Cutfags actually defend this.

ITT: obese Sup Forumsfaggot snowflakes get triggered by a joke for the 4,543rd time.

yeah that damn Sup Forums

i'm sorry Schlomo took half your penis user

>my people provoked and suffered the holocaust. You're welcome
what did he mean by this

An cut penis is not nearly as pleasurable for your partner. Foreskin makes it work like a piston, instead of just a rod of meat.

Wtf.

>"My people invented the Holocaust myth. You're welcome."
It really was a different time.

American women prefer mutilated dicks.

It's true:

youtube.com/watch?v=cEO7zDdmm-w

The point is that he's an autistic nerd.
I don't know what episode you're talking about but I'm 100% positive the girl reacted with disgust.

yeah maybe in america girls prefer mutilated penises

>Believing what some whore wanting to climb up the Jewish media ladder claims on camera

It wouldnt salvage the show but it would be slightly more bearable without this guy and the indian.

MOZAMBIQUE

Anything about circumcision is Jew propaganda to make them feel better about themselves and to try make it the norm . Even in Seinfeld Elaine admits to only ever seeing one that wasn't. What kinda goyim shit is that?

You would think people who have half of a cut, mutilated penis would be the ones crying and shitposting but it's amazing how buttblasted uncut men are. Like why are you so upset? lol

>implying you wound ever get laid or married based on the absense of your dickskin
>mutilating your genitals to impress women

cutfags really are retarded

Only amerilard chicks tho. the merchants played a grand trick on you people.
But hey your little foreskin helped smooth the wrinkles of some 75 year old rich bankers wife.
So you do have had some worth after all.

And just fyi for all you virgins, women dont care the least bit if your dick has a cool rain hat on or is rocking a buzzcut.
They dont care.

Did Raimi direct an episode?

What are you on about? No uncut guy is mad he isnt cut.
That fucking delusion on you man. Must be the post op trauma from the dick snipping for wrinkle creme.

They just find child abuse abhorrent.

FORESKINGA

i think they were kind of fun when indian acted slightly gay or desperate for attention (before going full faggot) and howard acted like barney stinson but without any carisma nd actually failing (before having a wife)

lol

underrated

If you're cut:
>Claim women prefer cut
If you're uncut:
>Claim women do not

Great threads. Great discourse.

El homunculo Americano....

The truth is, women dont care anyways.

What women prefer is not even a valid argument. No man in his right mind would cut his dick willingly just so the girls would like him more.

Cutfags are just saying that because it's the only defence they have for something that was done against their will and can't be reversed

Can we agree that cut at least looks nicer? Or are you going to claim that uncut doesn't look like shit?

el golem de Zion...

this, there is no other argument for mutilating the genitals of your offspring. Literally none.
>inb4 muh 1% decreased chance of aids
Stop being a dipshit, removing the foreskin of your children is condemning them to a life of misery.
You'll never know just how powerful it feels to cum by just rubbing your foreskin with two fingers.

Again, completly depends on the individual.

ITS A DICK ITS NOT MADE TO LOOK AT ITS MADE TO POUND HOLES WITH!
THINK OF IT AS A CONSTRUCTION DRILL.
YOU FUCK WITH IT AND DONT PRESENT IT AROUND WITH SOME GLITTER ON IT.

But maybe, just maybe you fat virgins should worry about getting a girl close enough that she actually sees your dick before worrying about how it looks?

Cut legitimately looks the same when erect, just not dry.

...

Rent in

*Uncut

Only in muttland.

Alright.
So I lived in Finland last summer.
And well they have unisex saunas over there and so you're basically hanging around girls naked for at least 30 mins with all the heat and rest you do.
Obviously there's nothing "sexual" there so you really shouldn't be erect.

Now I as an outsider was invited by some Finish people. It was me and this other dude and then some girls. Really little difference between the dude and I. I'm a little taller but he was a little fitter. Our dicks unerect were around the same size but I am cut and he wasn't.

Later that night when we were drinking I was approached by one of the girls and we hooked up.

Now I didn't ask but I can't help but feel that I wasn't the most appealing when sweating hard in the sauna and that maybe my dick might've appealed to her some more.

>Australia
Subhuman wasteland. Irrelevant

how do you give a handjob to a circumcised guy?

Now thats some spicy autist train of thought.

I'm guessing you're somewhat attractive, or at the very least enough to compensate for your autism.

What women like is something 'exotic', white women like black men, asian women like white men, women from uncut countries like cut dicks and vice versa because it's something different for them
But more importantly,

The short blonde girl is way hotter then the tall blonde girl

Yea and it could've been the alcohol or the fact that I was an outsider so that would mean a more casual thing.
OR could be that she preferred my dick.
We may never know.

>white women like black men
Porn is not indicative of reality.

This has been discussed to death:
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/85884811/

uncut is objectively better

>just mutilate your dick because there's 0.001% chance it will get you laid

With your mouth

thoughtcatalog.com/lorenzo-jensen-iii/2016/10/cut-or-uncut-54-women-reveal-which-sort-of-penis-they-prefer/

seems like women dont like the smell of uncir. dicks lol

My friend used to be uncut.
But one day in highschool he and his then girlfriend tried anal for the first time.
No lube was used.
He someone managed to rip the foreskin off and needed stitches.
Now he's half cut but I'm sure it hurt him a lot more than it hurt me when I was a baby.

So that's a risk I guess.

Some guys dont like the smell of pussy, is it reasonable then to demand women have their labia surgically removed?

>calling Australia a subhuman wasteland when the U.S. is filled with Muslims, Niggers and frequent gun deaths

>Never been intimate with one, but have heard from MANY friends that dudes with their foreskin still intact are better in bed, because they feel EVERYTHING 10 times as much!
So how does this make sense exactly? Do they share the feelings?
The uncut dude might've been great but was it because he felt EVERYTHING?

the problem here stems from you projecting your butthurt on others

...

>My people invented the number one cause of early onset erectile dysfunction . You're welcome ladies."
What did he mean by this?

>My people made your cattle work so we could take billions of dollars worth of aid to a country my people made your bovine give my people for free after WW2

What did he mean by this

Jews are not welcome here

I really fucking want to know what joke that pizza told him to get such a laugh out of him.

Ausfag here. I've got a cut dick cause of some medical bullshit when I was two.
Shit got kinda awkward when explaining to some asian hooker why my dick looks different to most others.

>Do they share the feelings?
Not literally but if you're really into it with someone, kind of yeah, you can certainly tell if they're having a good time and even if you're doing what they like, non-verbally

You talk to your hookers?

>caring about what a bitch wants
holy shit just slam that dick in there

So he's using his super powered dick to get sensory feedback from the woman? Feeling every little twitch and spasm?

He always talks to his mum

So uncut guys get more feeling at the tip.
Meaning if 2 men were equal in every other way, the uncut one would be done first.
So cut men can last longer.

Well no wonder women prefer cut dicks then.