What is the oldest actress or actor you would unironically give a tonguepunch in a fartbox?

What is the oldest actress or actor you would unironically give a tonguepunch in a fartbox?

inb4 Oona Laurence

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There's a few in the 60+ range. Mary Steenburgen, Sofia Loren, Susan Sarandon.

Lynda is so sexy.

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MUH DICK

>53 years old

Man face

Mamie Van Doren (87)

pure unfiltered perfection

>74
Absolutely i would smash

Helen Mirren at 72.
There's plenty in the 60 range too.

hhnnggg

>no deepfakes of any of these girls
Millenials were a mistake.

Carol Vordeman is pretty thicc.

this posh bitch

>Isn't even wearing a bra
>Those pancake titties
GOD. DAMN.

>he's not seen the Helen Mirren and Susan Sarandon deepfakes

Pathetic!

Sally Field
Blythe Danner

I-is this real??

64. would slam with the force of a dying star

Susan Lucci 71

wtf is this show?

What kind of impotent nerd would actually fuck an eggless hag, what even is the point?

...

dump raw loads into her mercilessly with no repercussions

Pure kino. Shame he didn't keep up with it.

>having sex to propagate

Fucking queer!

SAUCE A NIGGA NOW.

Sophia Loren is fucking 83
Have you seen her recently?

This

I don't know if I would, but Rita Moreno looked great last night at the Oscars for being 86

And?

...

64

Damn besides her neckline her skin isn't sagging at all, for almost 90 that's fucking incredible.

>tfw no 7 foot tall Addams gf

came here to post this
a picture doesn't even do her justice either

she was that woman

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Hang yourself.

take that back

Maybe later babe

its just a fact

This so much

Virgin.

Kettle

Guy spends 7 minutes in an enclosed space with a celebrity and tries to rape them.

I'm married. Sweet comeback, lonesome, ugly child-craver lol

Assuming you get any, are you gonna stop having recreational sex with your wife once she dries up?

True, she's a lot better looking in motion and her whole demeanor makes her hot.

Many good choices in this thread. For now, I'll go with Jane Seymour, 67

No fucking way that's a 64.

more like shes hot when she's getting raped and talking dirty and being a fucking psychopath in every role

Have you seen the piano teacher, that bit when she tells the young guy to look at her, not at his cock, when she is jerking him off was so sexy.

I’ll just this leave this here...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=X0DeIqJm4vM

I wonder how many of these women are hotter than their daughters

She reminds me of the Skeksis now. Fucking top tier when she was young though.

I'm not sticking my tongue in anyone's ass but sex in general would have to be Gates McFadden, who recently turned 69.

Because they marry ugly guys who are rich an/or accomplished or high status in some way.

quality

66 and I'd still ram my tongue down her sweet ass. ESPECIALLY if she was wearing the Elvira Makeup.

>who recently turned 69

hot

Never thought I'd want to fuck a 69 year old, but here we are.

I meant the connotations of that number

I know what you meant, boy

Jane Seymour or Helen Mirren.

And since they have been mentioned - Mary Steenburgen as a new entry.

Mary looked pretty good in this trailer
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>tfw I've spent so much time in mommy threads that I'm not attracted to women under 40

Yeah, she looks rather good overall.

All of those women are hot.

>70 years old

I know she's half plastic and I wish she didn't go blonde but god yeah, would smash

Susan Sarandon
I'd be her pusyslave

>tonguepunch in a fartbox
How old are you, OP? Ten?

poo poo
wee wee

These. Charlotte Rampling almost made the cutoff.