ROIGHT, IDEAS FOR SEASON 5..IDEAS FOR SEASON 5..'OW ABOUT THIS

ROIGHT, IDEAS FOR SEASON 5..IDEAS FOR SEASON 5..'OW ABOUT THIS..
WOT IF
STICK WIFF ME 'ERE
WOT IF
UR DOG WAS A TREADMILL AND WHEN YOU WALKED THE DOG, YOU ALSO LOST WEIGHT?

WOT IF DIS BIG BLOKE BANE 'ANDED OVER 'IS PRECIOUS 'OSTAGE DR. PAVEL TO CIA ONLY SO HE COULD FIND OUT WAT DR. PAVEL TOLD CIA, EVEN THOUGH DR. PAVEL COULDN'T 'AVE TOLD CIA ANYTHIN' IF BANE 'ADN'T 'ANDED 'IM OVA TO CIA IN THE FIRST PLOICE BONKERS INNIT

WOT IF A PAEDOPHILE GOT SHOT UP INTO SPACE
YEA AND IN THE SHOTTLE
IT SEEMS THAT
AND 'ERE'S THE KICKA'
THERE WAS A KID ALL ALONG!
GOT IT?

WOT IF YOR FEELINS WAS LIKE POKEMONS YER HADTA CATCH BUT THE DEAREST ONES WAZ LOIK LOVE AND A SENSE OF CONTENTMENT?

BUT IT TURNS OUT YER HADDEM THE WHOLE TOIME? ‘S MENTAL INNIT?

ROIGHT THEN

THIS IS A PEAKY BLOINDERS THREAD NOW YEH?

WOT IF YER BUM WERE A FAX MACHINE?

>Thisistheonethingwedidn'twanttohappen

WOT IF YA MUM WAS A FACKIN' RINGTONE

AN IF YOU 'ANG UP THE FACKIN' FONE WHOILE SHE'S RINGIN'

YA ACCIDENTALLY FACKIN' KILLED YER MUM

BUT IT ALL TURNS OUT TO BE A FACKIN' TAMAGOTCHI

fucking fabulous idea we need to make a 100 million dollar movie out of this

WOT IF CFULHU WASN'T JUST A STORY M8

WOT IF BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM

WOT IF THERE WAS A SERIAL KILLER WHO WAS GOIN ROUND KILLIN PEOPLE BY DROPPIN STUFF ON THEIR EADS FROM ABOVE EM BUT WE NEVER FOUND IM BECAUSE WE'RE ALWAYS LOOKIN DOWN AT OUR PHONES INNIT

WOT IF OP WUSN'T A FAGGOT RITE?

WOT IF THE EIGHTIES WAS A RPG?

BUT, FOLLOW ME ‘ERE...

IT WERE SET INSOID ANOTHER RPG?

AND ‘ERE’S THE KICKAH....

BOTH WAS INSOID A SENTIENT ROCKET-PROPELLED GRENADE JUST TAKIN THE PISS TILL IT GOT FOIRED?

WOT IF IN THE F-YOO-CHA?
YOU 'AD TO FACKIN' KICKSTARTAH TO AV FACKIN' SEX
BUT BECOZ WE'RE ALL BUSY PLAYIN' VR GAMES
NOBODY FACKIN' KICKSTARTS YA SEX
AN EVERYONE FACKIN' D-OI-ES FROM LACK OF FACKIN BREEDIN'
BUT THEN IT'S OKAY
COZ FACKIN' BLACK WOMEN SUDDENLY LEARN HOW TO FACKIN' ASEXUALLY PROCREATE

OI MATE WOT IF WHEN YOU WATCHED PORN YA MUM SAW IT BECAUSE IT POPPED UP IN HER NEWSFEED
N YOU DIDNT KNO

>FAGGOT
Why the homophobia?

>GOT
>Why the random outburst of Game Of Thrones shipping?

WOT IF YER BLOODY ABOS WAS AKSHUL PRODUCTIVE CONTRIBUTORS TER YER SOCIETY?

wot if it netflix never bought in, it didn't have to appeal to burgers and was still good?

You seen Channel 4 these days? It would be the same outcome