I want this to happen just to watch Sup Forums implode

I want this to happen just to watch Sup Forums implode

along with the franchise

The franchise has been dead for years

>gay nigger manlet with wide hips
>james bond

Hes not good lookin enough to play bod, Idris is though

>Boyega
Fuck no, that soyboy canʻt even grow a beard

Elba is a real actor, Boyega is pretty awful from everything I've seen him in

At least Idris Elba is a good looking dude. Boyega looks like a massive pussy trying to be a tough guy. He looks like a doofus in Pacific Rim 2.

I want to see his booty in a tuxedo.

>I want movies to be shit so people who actually care about films implode
you are the worst kind of person, you probably use black panthers absurdly high numbers to show that capeshit is better than regular films

I love how John Boyega destroys movie classics.

He looks like a doofus in everything he's ever done.

There's no way he's gonna be black.

Boseman would be the best 007

How so? The Daniel Craig movies did extremely well and before that, Pierce Brosnan was in a bunch of very iconic Bond movies too.

Bond should be played by a literal who with only B-movies and small roles in blockbusters
Boyega is already one of the main characters in Star Wars and (thanks to that) the lead in Pacific Rim 2 (a CGI-fest blockbuster) and Detroit (failed Oscar bait). He's already fairly known. Same goes for Idris, or any other actor people want to be Bond, wether he's (or she's) white or not. When they got cast and appear on-screen, people will be like "Yeah, cool, but I've already seen that". Any other Bond was an underdog who was either a model, B-list tier or lead in some TV show.

Noel Clarke could play James Bond tbf

he's like a hammer you can just take to any franchise and smash it to shit

Franchise has been ok. But the Daniel Craig ones have fallen off a bit turning 007 into more of a gritty action star ala Jason Bourne. James Bond movies always worked because they were cheeky as fuck.

If they turn 007 black I'll never watch another one. I'm over this dumb shit.

isn't noel clarke the guy from oasis?

James Bond doesn't have to be black.

>SJW's freak out for "White Washing"
>Sup Forums freaks out for what is basically "Black Washing"
The almonds are fucking activated

It's not. You may not like the newer shit or something, but there's no denying that a Bond is still an instant money maker.

>If they turn 007 black I'll never watch another one.

I know my life is shit, but at least i'm happy and not full of hate. Thank you user for reminding me.

>if they turn 007 black I'll never watch another one
Sincerely this. It would just be too ridiculous.

I want them to turn bond black, just so we can bury this shit franchise.

Could you imagine Boyega with Eva Green or Léa Seydoux?

Loving every laugh

Noel Clarke was in those Kidulthood films and Doctor Who. Noel Gallagher is the guy from Oasis

it's almost like people don't like race swapped characters in general

Hollywood needs gimmicks to sell movie tickets these days.

>my life is shit
>i'm happy
>lame attempt to virtue signal

I'd be willing to bet that you'd let a nigger fuck your girlfriend if that's what made HER happy.

Too young
Too short
Too 'fat'

>my life is shit
good, keep suffering

dude

No that's Jeff mangum

This. Casting someone like James Norton makes much more sense.

idris would be fine but he's a bit too tall imo

I'm having a blast reading all of these hateful comments.

Does my GF look like this?

Boyega can't do anything besides comedy. Of course he won't get to do Bond.

Is this bait? I've watch 007 my entire life, it was one of my favorite movies to watch with my father. The Spike TV week of 007 movies was always on our TV every year. It's full of fond memories, and nostalgia. Making 007 a black guy for SJW points is fucking stupid like the rest of the political correctness cancer. Fuck off, I don't care if it offends you but making 007 black is a mistake.

With Lea - yes. With Eva - no way.

>Noel Gallagher
isn't that the fella with the watermelons?

>Facially, Bond resembles the composer, singer and actor Hoagy Carmichael. In Casino Royale Vesper Lynd remarks, "Bond reminds me rather of Hoagy Carmichael, but there is something cold and ruthless." Likewise, in Moonraker, Special Branch Officer Gala Brand thinks that Bond is "certainly good-looking ... Rather like Hoagy Carmichael in a way. That black hair falling down over the right eyebrow. Much the same bones. But there was something a bit cruel in the mouth, and the eyes were cold."

Straight from Ian Fleming canon. Therefore any bond that doesn’t fit that description is not canon. Pic related is Hoagey Carmichael

>hateful comments
reddit might be more your speed

>the absolute state of humies
lucky i'm a dinosaur

this would be so fucking funny, im all for it

I know my limitations, but knowing this makes me happy in this cruel world we live in. You can not bring me down to your level of sadness and hate.

"james bond" is a codename, it's not the character's real name
if a "james bond" dies he's simply replaced by another

John Boyega is charismatic and handsome, that's all he needs to be a good bond

>I'm having a blast reading all of these hateful comments.
Just remember, you're here for life.

Toby kebell should be bond. No normie remembers who he is. Hes handsome, British, can grow a beard and can pack on muscle.
Hes a great actor just keeps picking shitty roles

the films can't be set in the modern era and have this still make sense

you need love user
i am praying for you
love, not hate
be safe
i am happy
i am smiling as i write this post
i am fulfilled
please take care

one things for sure if hes playing bond the chicks going to be a blonde nordic white

>ruining franchises is fun! maybe I'll get more capeshit!
disgusting, the sjws own you faggots now, your kind likes to see movies completely go to shit in the name of politics just to watch a few Sup Forumstards sperg out

How can he be James Bond with a big ass like that?

I can see it.

They threw that theory out the window in Skyfall.
>John Boyega is charismatic
kek
>and handsome
KEK

So why does Bond have to be black?

Minority-casting is fine, but every single article putting forward a hypothetical Bond I've seen seems to EXCLUSIVELY consider black men for the role - Idris Elba, Daniel Kaluuya, now Boyega, etc. Aren't black people like, 2 percent of the British population? Why not a Middle Eastern Bond? Or a Latino Bond?

creatively speaking, definitely

last good movie was in 1999

>black james bond
>go to a ritzy event in russia/china on a mission
>literally everyone points and stares

hmm

daily reminder that bond is a white character and everything about him is white. he's born out of post-colonial anxiety, a manifestation of british superiority that works covertly rather than overtly. all the items he fetishizes are not randomly picked; they're white western luxury goods. his enemies have always been the "other" as compared to god ol british boys, wether we're talking about haitian witch doctors, lesbian paratroopers, KGB spies or mute korean insect-people. the series has been explicitly racist and "othering" from the start, only getting more playful with the idea as the movie series progressed.

racebending james bond is a dull idea since it would remove the only thing the series had going for it (contextualizing and retooling ideas of white superiority) and instead replacing it with some banal statement on how anyone can fetishize aston martin, formal western wear and pax britannica no matter which race they are

you know star wars and pacific rim are nerd franchises for normalfags who want to feel geeky, but james bond is something for every man, if they make this nigger Bond they literally commit suicide, they'd have to recast him after the first movie unless they are as stupid as disney

>Aren't black people like, 2 percent of the British population?
yes

get a load of this RACIST!
grab your torch and pitchforks!

perfect post

>I'll support racebending casting undoubtedly for political reasons because it makes me feel superior to random theoretical people on the internet
Jesus, that's fucking retarded.

After pacfic rim tanks and star wars goes further down the loo....he will be washing cars for a living.

Make him gay and cast Idris Eba as his Bond Boy. DO IT

interesting take

It's not a take

Who do you presume to be fooling?

He'll dress in Givenchy/Gucci/Rick Owens streetwear and listen to hip-hop too.

>listening to Ricky the Idiot

>"it's not really his name, it's his title!"
the absolute state of western cucks

fair enough

It would be nice to see an African American as James Bond.

If by nice you mean completely fucking retarded, sure.

Too much guilt over slavery and colonisation of Africa.

everything in entertainment should just be blacks and women.

I'd be okay with Elba as bond because at least the guy can act, has the necessary british charisma and vibe and unlike boyega doesn't look like a dumb ape

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at least idris elba is a good actor. if the kikes need to make a black bond for their shekels, at least go with a good black actor like idris elba or micheal b jordan if he was 10 years older, not john bologna

>Detroit (failed Oscar bait)
I was wondering what happened to that

Everyone in this thread needs to take a good look at themselves. Look deep inside, and figure out where the hate is coming from. Its time to move on, anons. Good luck!

I liked him in Attack the Block but he isn't attractive.

>At least Idris Elba is a good looking dude
Fuck off cuck he looks like a chimp

it's pretty funny to me how "blind" people are when it comes to bond. they're not making the connection to whiteness and westernness even tho his superhero costume is fucking western formal wear. it's a symbol of high civilzation in the face of mounting brutality and americanization. the thing about him being an expression of post-colonial anxiety is also pretty obvious, especially if you read the books.
flemming has literally written something to the effect of "damn blackies, you're not even allowed to call them niggers anymore, fuck all this pc bullshit" in the books so it makes sense that he'd reinvent the modern superhero as someone who works covertly rather than overtly

Why do you keep posting
You made your point
Not enough (you)'s?
For someone so happy you seem to be pretty needy

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I'd rather see henry cavill desu he was great in the man from uncle.

He's not American you fucking retard.

>the name's Booga...
>Ooga Booga

not him but I enjoy the replies he gets LUL

Sup Forums pls go

Mission Impossible has far surpassed 007 in pretty much everything, they could cast a transgender nigger from outer space and I wouldn't bat an eye.

Id love him to. Problem is like another user in this thread said. Bond cant be someone to famous.
Cavill was supes. Hes a house hold name.

Don't be racist.

what's with that body shape? does he have Klinefelter?

I'd hate Boyega as Bond. However, I'd love to see him in a fun spy movie like a Kingsman type movie.