This exists

This exists.

please let there be a porn parody

I hope it attracts Shadmans attention

But she can't sing

I can assure you there will be.

But now with more niggers

why didn't they make her black? this is racist

Why.

She’s not cute enough or thin enough to play Poppins. Shit casting desu...

And it's AMAZEBALLS

Based Disney does it again!

Yes, you keep making threads about it. Obsessed much?

There's 7 other books. I'm surprised it took Disney this long to use them.

what are those things you say... books?

>Marry Poppins Returns Christmas
What the fuck why did she take it in the 1st place?

If she kisses a nigger I'm gonna freak

The trailer looks like a fucking horror film

there will be a magical negro chimeny sweeper

The Grinch stole it stupid

She's just getting it back

Theres a time to stop and its way behind us now.

im convinced disney is done making new content

She's gonna kiss a 56% mutt.

well when you make at least $5 Billion A YEAR do you really need it?

She's no Julie Andrews. One actress I can think of who can do justice to Julie Andrews is Bridget Regan.

The author hated the movie but she's dead and the Disney corporation already rewrote history with a biopic