This guy is coming over to your place to watch Crank 2 with you whether you like it or not.
Can you stop him?
This guy is coming over to your place to watch Crank 2 with you whether you like it or not
Gavin Clark
Eli Brooks
no but my fucking door can
Parker Nelson
He's a master lockpick who can open any door.
Ian Smith
is this a penis metaphor
Dylan White
no but my tommy gun can
Jeremiah Brown
a big guy for you, means a bigger target for my blade...
Daniel Green
Can we watch something other than Crank 2 though?
Joseph Reyes
Why would I stop this husbando from watching my favorite action movie with him?
Xavier Wilson
Why would I? I haven’t seen crank 2 yet,could be fun.
Eli Stewart
Ill give him the greatest gift, joining his idols
*licks katana*
Samuel Fisher
Why would i want to? It's a fun movie.
Nathaniel Parker
Daddy
Hunter Thompson
Btw i miss /fit/. Gonna go see what those fags are up to.
Brayden Rodriguez
Depends on his stats.
Elijah Lee
/fit/ is dead
Joseph Stewart
I set a trap up infront of my door with all the juices flowing out my vagina from looking at this alpha male and pray he slides off and his penis falls directly inside me
Ryder Hall
makes u think
Colton Perry
Why would I? Crank 2 is one of the best sequels ever made
Eli Ward
why would i stop him from watching a fun movie with me
Mason Diaz
Seems like a bro, I'd hang out.
Brandon Moore
>Can you stop him?
Yeah, i can say that he is very fat. So she will run out with wet eyes.
Jaxon Murphy
>didn't you get my message
The single moment they chose to be realistic was fucking hilarious
Zachary Fisher
i own firearms
Joshua Bailey
How do I get a body like this?
Adrian Watson
kek.
Jeremiah Morales
Why would I want to stop him? He looks friendly. I love Crank 2. I'll get some crab legs and let's fire that bad boy up on Netflix!
Do pushups every day.
Jordan Sullivan
No, but I'll sneak into his place to watch Demolition Man instead
Cooper Nguyen
kill yourself faggot.
David Parker
>Can you stop him?
My AR-15 gives him a nice hello shooting him in the head.