It's not the 80s anymore

>it's not the 80s anymore
>straight men aren't dressed like this on screen anymore

Let us grieve

Who's the guy on the right? Asking for a friendette.

tfw no more BIKE shorts. It hurts.

>80s """""""""""fashion"""""""""

Everyone looked fucking stupid with the 2000s being the second worst fashion era

>straight men

Lol you think the producers or directors for those movies were straight too, I bet

Why did they dress like this back then?

Could you pull it off bros?

>bulge
>inner thighs

HNNNNNNNNNNNG

but muh cultural marxism

>Male calves
Stay jealous females

no, even 80s Chads dressed this way (pic related)

they where thin/in-shape

most of Sup Forums is too fat

YOU JUST KNOW

we got to bring it back bros!

I wanna wear pastel nut-huggers and man halter tops!!

The male crop top was the worst idea to come out of the 80s. It looks very bad.

>ywn never be this alpha

are you shitting me?

these guys look hot as fuck, wearing revealing clothes and not giving a fuck

no homo

What's this hairstyle called?

you just KNOW

>this thread

it's how they rolled in the 80s bro.


very kino look tbqh

"Judge Dredd"

Is there a more alpha hairstyle than this?

they're like bizzaro Kevin Smiths

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We were kingz bros

Bump for hot 80s guys in short shorts

An extra in Sleepaway Camp.

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