Confess Sup Forums

Confess Sup Forums

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I secretly harbour racist views.

I Banepost IRL, and regularly do the power stance.

I once got caught jerking off in a laundromat bathroom while I was helping my mom do the laundry when I was ~16. The lady just nervously laughed and shut the door.

I downloaded a car.

Sneedposting is the hardest I've laughed all year.

I firmly believe that with the technological advances in medicine in our current era, we should not allow defective babies to be born. From down syndrome to any mental handicap that does not allow said person to enjoy life and can't be productive, only a burden.

tl;dr I want the Spartan approach to humanitarianism.

BANE

I love shitposting in my free time Father.

My gf farts in her sleep, and I sneak deep sniffs every night. I'm the brapthief.

I unironically believe there is more than 2 genders, and wish I could fuck a female with a feminine penis

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>tfw in sparta the weak kids(as in up to 30) were mercilessly bullied with encouragement of the authorities and forced to wear a clothing that served as a mark of their inferiority and preventing them from marriage and from spreading their bad genes.

I like reddit more, but deny it when people accuse me of using it.

Can't stop Daisyposting. it's getting out of hand. too many star wars threads.

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this one just cracks me up user, add it to your collection if you haven't got it already.

FUCK YOU CHADCURGUS YOU'VE BEEN RUINING OUR LIVES FOR MILLENIA

>tfw me, a balding manlet would have never been able to have a gf

thank fuck we've came a long and i can use money to appropriate women.

>secretly

that pic is intended to be mean, but it's cute.

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I use to masterbate to Tonya Harding all the time as a teenager. Specifically her sex tape in penthouse.

I liked BR2049, yet I make shitposts about it to bait its fans, who are easy to get a rise out of.

this. the streets of britain and industrial nations in general are littered with genetic horrorshows that should never have been born.

I've just finished shaving my pubes, I shave my pubes once a week.

I post "literally who" everytime Colin Quinn posts.

I am the arse bandit

I'm a Daisy/Xeno poster

Who?

My rival. we meet again.

but not having kids right? please tell me you won't create another generation of miserable genetic mistakes

literally who?

I fell in love with my 14 year old sister in law, I currently wish to watch over and protect her while being the best positive influence i can be.

nope. i have an 9/10 aryan gf that i'm currently dumping fat loads into.

i think star wars is for children and any adult who takes those movies seriously should rethink their lives

how old are you?

unironically agree with most of this. It's the kind of people who say "based black man" and "there are niggers and there are black people".

I'm a Turk living in Netherlands who only sleeps with white girls

Good ol' Four U. How can other IV league schools even compete?

>I'm a Turk living in Netherlands who only sleeps with white girls
FILTHY FUCKING ROACH FUCK OFF GET THE GAS LADS

I regularly contribute to Riverdale threads. The only reason I've watched all of Supernatural is because its on the only channel my workplace allows.

I sold my fitness program to thousands of teenagers who actually think I am natty. lel idiots, I regret nothing.

masallah reis

I love capeshit

but since the last confessing thread, I think I know why I love capeshit and why I love Rock Kinos

they are just fucking movies without pushing BLACKED garbage in it

here's your (You), roleplayer

I can't stop listening to this.

youtube.com/watch?v=3yy-dKTmyOo

I like all the Transformers movies, except TLK

>too busy to visit Sup Forums or reddit
>/pol

I just got a hearty boner from the Dan Schneider thead.
Zero shame.

I go on /lit/ and respond to every thread that has a question with "I don't know"

I'm gonna steal this thread and post it tomorrow for (you)s.

I've got a lot of pent-up anger and my desire for violence gives me a raging hard on.

(OP)s aren't as satisfying as (You)s though.

This is the worst board on Sup Forums because it's infested with normies and milennials

True, but if I get enough (OP)s I'll be satisfied.

I like 2049 more than Blade Runner

Wow and you watch Reddit Letter Media? Embarrassing

Jay?

wtf who is this?

ok nvm I just realized RLM has a Jay too. That's also my name so I was confused.

I sell crack to niggers so I can buy overpriced SteelBooks.

I enjoy most Marvel movies, although I thought Black Panther was boring, poorly written, and horribly constructed.

Busted.

I prefer TV to movies, and I spend more time listening to comedy radio programs than watching either.

I still havent fapped to scat since quitting a couple of days ago.

I haven't pooped in almost 3 weeks, feels kind of good.

This must be so odd it been like a year I didn't pooped less than 5 times a day

I masturbate to Saw and other torture porn constantly. The scene in VI where the dude gets injected with acid gets me harder than actual porn. I constantly think about what it would be like to fuck his ass while he dies in absolute agony.

Also I loved TLJ.

I watch shitty teen dramas because I missed out on teenage love and it's my way of coping

>not holding in your poop

How/why do people like you exist? Unironically.

I can't stand teen dramas or anything teen related because I missed out on teenage love.

It's some kind of psychological aberration, idk man.
Ironically I'm a complete sentimental pussy and a pushover irl whose greatest goal in life is to make other people happy and to help others. I don't say a word about this shit anywhere except on the Internet.

Weird but kino.

>Also I loved TLJ

Get out of my confessional you deranged faggot.

>I made the priest angry
KINO. Now I can leave and never bother you again.

Last couple of days Ive been having some discomfort close to my prostate. I dont think it's actually my prostate, but ngl, the whole thing does have me worrying a bit.

I call everything I don't like reddit. And I do it often so that no one finds out my origins. Now every user has been copying me and it's easier to identify who came from there every time they bring up the word

Get some lube, and check your prostrate.

Wouldnt help. I dont know what Im looking for. But most importantly I dont have any trouble peeing yet. If that happens I'll probably panic a little bit.

>implying Sup Forums isn't full of autistic virgin white nationalists

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I stopped taking my meds 8months ago. Never felt worse. I still have a couple of films to watch before I ultimately kill myself

I never watch new movies but still post as though I have.

I've never seen a film, not in the movies and not in real life.

pol memes are always the funniest desu

>he mistook pols satire for actual WN

I've been considering buying a dildo to see if the whole prostate stimulation thing is all it's cracked up to be.

I actually watch films frequently and for fun without the autistic need to create a letterbox like a faggot

leftist detected

Whenever I see a pregnant lady, I have this almost uncontrollable urge to punch her in the belly. I want to believe that she would make a pop sound with blood pouring out of her like a squashed tomato. But I have managed to stave off this impulse, for now. I don’t know how long I can last though. Also The Bicentennial Man is my favourite movie.

I saved Sup Forums, but there were consequences.

I've browsed this site for more than 10 years and unironically think that at this point reddit is the superior site.

Nah, fuck politics. I don't even watch TV anymore just so I can avoid the "news".

>IV league
Meme magic is real

It’s only worth bragging about if they’re under 17 desu

>Also I loved TLJ
If I loved brutal torture I'd love TLJ, too.

I enjoy watching capeshit

Shows that fetishes don't really speak for your personality.