3 days till it comes out, still no reviews

3 days till it comes out, still no reviews

Uh oh disney

>reviews
>Disney
they are pointless, only foreigner critics have balls to stand against it

Idk the word on the street is this movie is not very good

>Adapt a Christian book
>Remove all Christian themes

Gee I wonder why

Embargo lifts tomorrow and both Game Night and Annihilation lifted THE DAY OF so obviously Based Disney has more faith than those two piece of shit studios

why does her nose flare up so much? It's not normal to be able to see into someone's nose so easily

la creatura

Apparently it's really fucking bad.
Expecting Tomorrowland/John Carter level of floppage

It looks like an alice in wonderland sequel but some how less interesting

As an American I'm starting to fucking love that meme, tired of all these mixed hispanic shits filling my fucking country

It may flop but the critic reviews will be good.

Look at this pleb who doesn't realize Dislel lets one movie per year bomb to protect its Marvel properties.

I'll be honest, there's no bigger Disney fan than me around here ... but I genuinely can't do it for this one.
It just looks weird and it's like a pet project of someone and why cast Oprah? I dunno hope it makes its money back at least

Sadly this.

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At least this one came out good.

Why did Disney go all out for Black Panther but not for this? They are both niggerkinos?

How is it a Christian book?
I hope not, I like the cast

Critics have already started posting thoughts online, it’s a fucking mess of a movie, with no direction BUT GOOD JOB WOC DIRECTOR

>It may flop
Oh definitely

ESPECIALLY with such stiff competition like Tomb Raider and Ready Player One

Moron

why are Jews in hollywood obsessed with mongrels?
They're so fucking ugly I mean just look at the OP pic

Game night was comedy Kino

black panther might eat some of its profits

Los dementados del America...

Didn't stop it from bombing for being a piece of WB shit

calm down laddermong

>tfw have an upturned nose so everyone sees my boogers

So they can hide among them. This has always been the goal. They can't hide among a homogeneous society, they'd be instantly spotted.

Golbino...hijos mios...

>I hope not, I like the cast

That middle paragraph basically describes the book tho. It's also super disjoined with little to no direction.

So I'm expecting that, and idk wtf that faggot was thinking when he saw the movie.

>Oprah has a MAJOR part in the movie
yea, it's going to be great

The early reviews couldn't even be entirely positive, even shit like BvS and Justice League got scores of early reviews praising the ever living hell out of them, no one dared to call BvS a mess before the embargo

Stars a little black girl who is smart. Can’t review it poorly. Also has Oprah or something so double that.

your ass isn't a street

What? No articles bragging about the movie's presale ticket record?

But libtards told me that they are winning the culture war? ERRBUDDY LOVES WATCHING MOVIES WITH NIGGERS IN THEM, RITE?

twitter

>The MC is an ugly monkey faced girl
This will flop. Diversity alone can't save a movie. The actors still need to be attractive to sell tickets. TLJ scraped by just because it's starwars, but this literally who property? Dead in the water with that fuggo cast.

Chris pine is the most attractive person in the movie and i'm not even gay

is the main child a boy or a girl legit question please respond

Nice objective opinion, racists.

>The white males are the only attractive cast members
Literally WHAT THE FUCK did they mean by this?

BLACKWASHING IN TIME

what's a computer?

reflecting real life

oh you're one of those people

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There's literally nothing racist in my post. I just said the cast was uggo, which is fact. Political views alone don't sell tickets.

Probably should be considering how many people use it

>what's literature

The Extinguished Light is my favorite one.

I hadn't even heard about this until now. I loved the books when I was a little kid, though.
So is that ugly black girl supposed to be Meg?

Wrinkle these nuts.

Creatura...

la luz extinguido...

It's an opinion
But Meg appears black on the book cover and they don't mention her skin tone or anyone else's
Cept Calvin, and he's clearly white.

The book was fucking awful anyway so it's not like they had much to begin with.

It's gonna blow, and it's gonna be nothing like the book anyway. Anything about the book that was even remotely iconic is missing.

what is this? i haven't even heard about it.

>Poor critic reviews
>Striking cinematography and visuals
Sup Forums will love it.

Then why is it assfault?

Critics already said they want review it bc they don't want to talk bad about this

Yes that one. I couldn't remember how to say extinguished en espanol.

A Mutt in Time

That girl looks like a dude I knew in high school named Oswald who was, I shit you not, obsessed with bb guns and socialism.

*flares nostriles*

That child is legit ugly.

Only Pine and the white boy lol

>what's a computer?

DuVernay thought she was too good for capeshit, and now Disney's going to hang her out to dry so she learns her place.

I'm suprised they didn't make Oprah's name bigger than the title of the movie

Those themes were still there, just not explicitly Christian

What do we think about her in terms of acting ability?

that kid is SO FUCKING UGLY

it makes me so ANGRY just looking at it, its like a crime against nature, looks like a black kid but doesnt have the balls to have real black skin

mutts like this are an abomination

not him, but it's an opinion most people share.
When was the last time you saw someone with a giant nose you could see inside of in a beauty pageant?

Oprah's status as a "movie star" is really unclear. Nobody seems to care that she's back to acting, almost like she's too big for her own good.

>Disney
>RT

90+% guaranteed

you can have attractive black girls, who KNEW

i didnt even try for this, this was like 4th row in google search, a random picture for a hairstyling website, and she looks way better than this pale faced monkey demon

They could've tried to make her at least more cute, as in your photo, but not even that.

What exactly does Oprah do other than being Dr. Phil's mom? What a worthless celebrity. Do blacks even like her other than for conning millions from white women? She's only in there as white woman bait.

The girl in unequivocally ugly. Literal abomination. Fuck liberals and their attempts to deconstruct beauty standards.

If it's not Pixar, Star Wars or MCU """"""critics""""""" are allowed to shit on it
The big franchise names of Disney's are literally untouchable

She looks pretty good to me.

Everything I've seen sort of gives off "early 2000s made for cable" vibes.

Looks like Gary Coleman.

Funnily enough, there was an early 2000 made-for-cable adaption.

As a latino, I also find this shit funny, specially because it's kinda true.

>bombing for being a piece of WB shit
it received both positive reviews and strong numbers

......Just waiting here to see what the most BASED man on earth will say about this.

la blasfemia americana...

friend works for disney and told me its garbage. However, same friend said last jedi was amazing, so idk wtf to think

holy SHIT user can you even say that??

protip, the goblins are actually self conscious euros

>strong
no person on the planet who knows anything about box office would call those numbers "strong"

>Sup Forums still setting themselves up to get BTFO

Do you cacausiods ever learn?

OY DUN'T BURLIEVE THIS

That's because Disney actually thought TLJ was great.

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I guess thats a good point. He's brainwashed to their standards. If someone tells him it's amazing, it is. If someone tells him "we're working on it" he knows that its a mess.

It will get at least 75+% even if it’s pure shit.

They didn't push the black woman director very much. It's going to do nothing.