What if the Punisher was a cat?

What if the Punisher was a cat?

He'd still be a one man killing machine, but it wouldn't be because his family died since he wouldn't give a shit about any other living thing

Cute kitty. Meow X3

he'd be too much of a pussy to pull it off

Like Tom and Jerry, but Jerry always loses.

We'd get a lot of """clever""" homages to Dogs playing poker

You should've taken a dog as Punisher. Dogs care for their family. A dog as punisher might actually go out to take revenge, but a cat wouldn't care. He'd say "f*ck my family, just feed me, and everything's okay". A cat would probably only turn into punisher if you'd steal their food from them.

Then he wouldn't be able to punish anyone.

He would have a similar origin to Dex-Starr. He observed his beloved owner gunned down by a burglar, but his keen mind allowed him to grasp the basics of firearm use during the shooting. His newfound gun skills and rage at losing his owner gave him great determination and a sense of justice matched only by the most fanatic of vigilantes...and with that power, he would make a world where no housepet would ever lose their owners...because of some punk with a gun. His would be a neverending war with no name...

Frank CATsle...The Purr-nisher.

How can people hate dogs or cats while still loving the other? I just don't understand. I can't imagine hating either. I mean yeah, they're flawed and I understand if you're not an animal person but this bitter fucking hatred is just unbelievable.

OMGGG THE CUTEST KITTY OMG SO ADORBZ X3333

The purrnisher

>Can't understand not liking both
>on Sup Forumsmpany wars

the 'X person' extreme hivemind that has formed around both sides is the problem.

although in my personal experience, and not to sound biased, but I have stumbled upon a bigger deal of 'cat lovers' than 'dog lovers' predetermined to downtalk and demerit everything dog related, not just the owners. like, legit 'ew cooties' mindsets, and I have yet to see the opposite.

from what I've been noticing dog folk tend to be more accepting and caring of other's opinions than some cat folk (though shitposting will always run rampant regardless). every single discussion with one so far has been a total utter disservice and a general displeasure for me.

I believe you but I've personally noticed the opposite.

well it would be an upgrade from the time he was a fish

I think hating cats is a big thing on Sup Forums since it's currently edgy to be a family orientated conservative and against feminine things (while being a NEET who faps to anime every day of course)

He'd be Dexstar.

I don't like dogs, and some dogs I actively dislike, but that's pretty much the extent.

I like Huskies.

>hating cats
>Sup Forums
Choose one and fuck off back to plebbit.

Lurk moar

Puns like that ain't gonna fry here.

I've also been on /an/ a lot lately. Don't know if that's why or not.

>Newfags don't know about caturday
The absolute state of brazen newness on this board is frankly outstanding.

>I think hating cats is a big thing on Sup Forums since it's currently edgy to be a family orientated conservative
you have no idea of the stupidity that just escaped your fingers.

>cats
>not masculine

>ywn enjoy a 2007 caturday on Sup Forums again

Fund this shit right now, and get some drawfriends. It's time for the Purr-nisher to make his debut.

That cat needs to upgrade.

wow man. how time flies. I remember how even in 2006 I avoided the thing like it was cancer. I don't really regret doing it.

at least nowadays we get more porn but that doesn't really catch my eye either.

>I hate Mondays
>Monday is the day I lost my family

I am reminded.

He would be Dex Starr from the Red Lanterns.

Actually impressed that you recognized what I was channeling so quickly.

Still less of a pussy then Batman.

underrated post, have a (You)

breddy gud

personally i've seen dogs as the "perfect companion" being touted by people absolutely and completely unable and unwilling to relate to human. The dog lovers will usually go in rants about how women suck and children suck and they only need their dog and some peanut butter to be happy.