You're a young muggleborn who just got his invitation letter to Hogwarts...

You're a young muggleborn who just got his invitation letter to Hogwarts, how do you spend the next 7 years and what will you do once you've graduated?

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how did i spend the 7 years i was at school? masturbate and contemplate suicide

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Sell my worthless acceptance letter and go to muggle enginnering/medical school instead.

Turns out I'm in Slytherin so nothing I guess

Kill myself now because I'm part of one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

I would be in azkaban in my second year.
I have way too much imagination.

That's boring though, you can do all that with magic, from building houses and creating magical artifacts that can do anything, to learning healing magic a thousand times as potent as anything you learn in med school

Slytherins get the best deals because of nepotism though, family in high places with good connections

A little bit more imagination and you would be able to keep yourself from getting caught

Studying and brewing potions, respectively.

study hard and get close to one or two professors and filch. when i feel safe enough and my solid reputation is established, the raping can start

>accio hermione
>rapeus maximus
>facesittius eternus

when will best Emma sit on my face ;_;

times up.

Making memories and becoming an auror.

Start samefag replying, faggot, so it looks like this is a good meme.

Become a smuggler and move hot items between both worlds to the highest bidder. I imagine it wouldn't be hard either, because cheap magic shit will be bought up by humans, and cheap mundane shit will be bought up by Weasley Sr..

Times up for her to SIT on my FACE

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I'd just yell ACCIO EVERYTHING every day until it worked

Get myself a 12 inch monster dong and start a hufflepuff

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>how do you spend the next 7 years and what will you do once you've graduated?
Spend my time at school making connections, get to know which wizard families are important/hold power in the Ministry and befriend the students from those families.
Make sure I'm a decent student and get a good number of OWL's and NEWT's, then after graduating use my connections to set myself up with a high-paid cushy job where I don't have to do much work but I have a lot of inflluence and power.

Apart from striving for that endgame I'd probably spend my time at school having fun, sneaking out and exploring the castle, lake, and forest. Keep rape to a minimum

chad
virgin

>being a mudblood
I'd kill myself desu

Aim for Troll in all exams but somehow convince my teachers I'm not retarded enough to be given up on.

Hopefully i'll drop porn and become an actual human bean.
Unless there's a much better magical version of porn.. If there is then I'll probly end up pulling a columbine on hogwarts.

I bet you can buy pornographic pensieve memories.

"No!"

Shit never thought of that. You could start a huge business by becoming a wizard porn star and putting your memories of every sexual escapade in tiny vials and selling them on. You can ask a high price as well because memories are infinitely reusable

It's like the ultimate VR porn. You empty the vial in your pensieve, drop in, and you're literally there and able to walk around and do what you want without the people in the memory seeing or knowing.

Literally everybody is armed at Hogwarts

I study hard and later use magic to pillage 3th world shitholes and influence muggle minds to get a very confortable life in the muggle world. HP magic is crazy easy to abuse if you have some imagination. It would be trivial to just influence certain people to go looking for famous treasure full wrecks, use your magic to be infleucne the crew minds into accepting you just being on the ship (basically an perception filter) and then doing "accio treasure" when the boat is above the wreck. Then you just put all the treasure in your "bigger on the inside" suitcase and influence the explorer into going looking for the next wreck on the list. You probably can even use simple magic to get an idea of the general location, what you then mentally wisper in the crews mind.
And the best thing? This probably isn't even really illegal for wizards. You don't need to use illegal magic and you are basically just using your magic to influence their actions what is a very common thing.
And you want hot muggles girls (or witches) all over you? Just give them a love potion, that shit is 100% legal mindrape and you learn to brew that shit in school.

bring a real gun

>me
>Hogwarts

Nah, I'm not a Brit

>Castelobruxo
>literally Wizardcastle
Amazing.

So the middle east, India, China, the Philippines, Australia, and Mexico are wizard free zones?

India is a toilet free zone

>India, China and Australia
>4 billion people
>all have to go to the Japanese magic school
Rowling's an idiot, half the population of Earth is in Asia and they have one school and everyone needs to learn Japanese to study there. Just stick a school in India/China.

master avada kedavra and then just go nuts

According to the wiki:
>"Mexican witches and wizards have the option to attend Ilvermorny School of Witchcraft and Wizardry in the United States of America."
They also have a quidditch team.

>south America put together in a single school
lmao that school would burn in flames in a year.

>Castelobruxo
This has to be a joke

>spanishmen an frenchies getting along.
dobious.

>Learn all the spells I can and do well in school. >Learn memory and invisibilty spells in particular
>Go back to muggle society
>Let the rape begin

can women create good settings?

>Huemonkeys, argeniggers, and other proto-spics all bundled together in a single school
Yeah, what are the odds of it not burning down in a few terms?

Wouldn't spics be better off attending the south american school?

this but unironically

learn how to use the imperious curse

Mexico is part of North America and the south american school already includes dozens of countries.

women are emoitional hence she can create the feeling of a good setting.
men need things to make sense hence jjr tolein coming up with unessecary amounts of backstory. ideally you want a femine man ie a gay

People are complaining about the South American school name, but they're all retarded:
>Hogwarts = well, warts on a hog
>Beauxbatons = pretty wands
>Durmstrang = stormy stress
>Ilvermorny = named after an old shack the founder used to live in
>Uagadou = sounds kinda like Uganda
>Mahoutokori = magic place
>Castelobruxo = wizard castle
They're all shit and I'd be surprised if more than two minutes of thought and a quick google translate went into naming them.

>Boring, unimaginative and derivative opener
>No Clifford

2/10

So why is French Guyana not part of the European school?

>durmstrang
>sweden, norway and bulgaria
what a weird combination

I spend the next 7 years lamenting having been stuck in the dullest franchise

THIS IS SO FUCKING LAZY

Do wizard Mexicans use spells to behead and flay each other alive?

>study in peace
>get bullied by Gryffindor chads and Slytherin stacies
>no friends so go home for Christmas every year

Anyone thinking that Hogwarts would be great is just deluding themselves. It's the same shit as high school.

High school was great for me, I actually had friends and was a straight A student until I dropped out

I think Muggle historical conflicts and nationalism doesn't really apply to the Wizarding community since they've lived in secret for decades now, they don't see nationality they just see more people who can use magic.
Putting all of west Europe in a French school wouldn't be such a bid deal for Wizards as it would for us, they would probably have a lot of camaraderie and have fun exchanging their cultures, they don't care, in fact they likely don't even know about WW2.
Stick them together in the real world and all hell would break loose, might as well divide the school into houses, one for each nation.

Work just hard enough to barely pass my OWLs and NEWTs. Earn just enough points to keep my housemates from beating the shit out of me.

Then, I would spend all of my spare time researching shit which has nothing to do with gay plants, fighting evil wizards, or soy sports.

I would work on developing magic kino, porn, and music. Find the spells which make them horrifically invasive and intrusive, work on projection and amplification. Like legilimence, but more like backdooring antivirus software on peoples minds.

Once I have mastered the ability to Cerebro my shit, i would just bombard people's conscious with anything good, bad, or ugly, until the Ministry of Magic is forced to invent new ways to combat this mind projection. Reducto wont work here, i have mastered the counter-counter spell.

Fucking Day Zero on peoples minds. Muggles and wizards alike.

insect humans and street shitters can't even run a country, how would they be wizards?

I would focus on potions and herbology and become a magical drug dealer

hang out at Hogsmeade and sell it to students

>in fact they likely don't even know about WW2.
>implying allies werent fighting necronazis from the thule asociation in the 40s.

so poos dont get to do magic
I'm fine with this

>he didn't peak in high school
jej

>projecting your feelgood, childish leftycuck beliefs onto a childrens story
Typical HP manchild. or are you an obese bylldyke?

The wizards wouldn't be the ones running the country though, they just live in remote villages using magic to live in comfort while the rest of the country starves or is a slave to a dictator

whats with the red stripes on places under durmstrang? does that mean the germans and poles go there or that they dont have magic at all

>study hard and ace exams
>apply for a lead teaching position
>lure unsuspecting first and second years in classes and have them exchange lewd acts for house points

You all know what I'm about.

same as how theres probably over a thousand people at hogwarts, as harry and ron still meet people in their 4th year at hogwarts that they havent spoken to before, yet in the first 2 books they have joint classes because theres only 5 boys and 5 girls in each house per yer

It IS a children's story though, I'm just going by the source material. In the books there isn't any conflict between international schools or Wizards apart from harmless stuff like Quidditch. They all get on and don't look down on foreign Wizards or harbour resentment for a country's history. Otherwise all of Hogwarts would be shitting on the French students in GoF calling them surrendering cowards. Put 50 French students in a UK boarding school and they'd have the shit kicked out of them

Hagadou must have crazy murder rate since its niggers with magic spells thats fucking horrifying.

Reminder that the twinkle in Dumbledore's eye is him reading the minds of the children

You wouldn't get a teaching job just like Voldy didn't get one
Dumbledore is the only one whose allowed to molest the Hogwarts children

Id use magic to remove my conscience then become a dangerous criminal who cant be caught due to my magic.

Niggers are dumb enough to be a bit safer

The really dangerous one would be the spic school

it had to be done

I know there's a magical vision blocker around the castle so no one can see it, but would it still be visible to technology like satellites and cameras?

Wizards are technology tards and think plug sockets are amazing so how could they hide the school from the above?

I wonder if birds nests and the like just appear to float there in mid air.

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>Not just stealing the hair strands of qts and you and your bros take turns fucking each other as the qts .

Why dont wizards control the world?

>uagadou
is it just voodoo and shieet? Also, why is there only one school for the entire fucking contient of afrika?

Based

If they had any balls they should have made the movie Harry/Luna. Ginny barely exists as a character and they added several scenes where he hangs out with Luna that never happened in the books. Plus she's hot as hell.

>4 schools for Europe (a dwarf continent)
>1 school for Africa and South America
What a fucking hack holy shit

so you want to use magic to become a fucking jew? you disgust me.

If I remember right Hogwarts is protected in different ways. There's several barriers and magic in place that means when a muggle approaches the castle it looks like a broken down building with hazard signs everywhere and they go away. It also says somewhere that if muggles go near it they suddenly remember something urgent they need to do elsewhere. Animals and bird nests probably don't even show when you're looking at the castle, everything within the barrier is probably shut off from vision. They might be there, but you only see a derelict building anyway.

As for technology, the school is also Unplottable which means it is impossible to show up on maps, so I assume the magic is strong enough to even fool satellites looking down from a huge distance. As for short distance things like cameras, they and any other electronical devices go bust and stop working when they're close to the school because of the concentrated magic.

This doesn't explain how the Marauders were able to make a map though.

>irrational leftist utopia exists only in fantasy.
Yup.
>If you're not a liberal at 25, you have no heart. If you're not a conservative at 35, you have no brain

Who cares? it's a fucking kid's story written by a crazy old overly emotional cat lady. there are so many plot holes and inconsistencies, it's not worth pointing them out or trying to justify them.

>muh kids story meme
you have to go back

I'd try to do as well as I possibly could
after school, I have no idea
find some job I found interesting

>HP reddit manchild/bulldyke trying to meme
>LE U HAVE TO GO BACK AM I FITTING IN GUYS?
Whatever

like sucking dog dick?

>crazy old overly emotional cat lady
Pretty good description of Rowling.

Acquire love potions from Fred and George's joke shop, date rape all the hot witches and then use the obliviate spell to make them forget about it.

i learn to erase the memories of watching my favorite television shows

I see that you are a gentleman of refined taste and culture.

If I'm going to the south American school then I will probably die.

Keep your politics out of this, I was just saying how in-universe it isn't that much of a stretch that magic people would prioritize magic over historical conflicts. Only like 5% of the world has magic, they don't have time for human grudges

I'd have money to go, unless Hogwarts has a commy assistance to poor students that the Weasleys are unaware about.

I will haven't spend a single years in for the dullest franchises on a history for movie franchises. Every episode the follows the boy wizard and he is a pals originated Hogwarts Academy to those fought assorted villains is achieved indistinguishably from others. Aside of gloomy the imagery, series’ only consistensiness is achieved its have empty of for excitement and ineffective used for special affect, everyone to create magic unmagical, to create active seem inert.

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>a-at the least a books was good though r-right
"No!"
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Myself begin marketing the in backward for an envelope each anytime this phrase were repeat. Myself stop only after having the mark envelope several dozen times. Myself were incredulous. Rowling mind is then governed by cliches and die metaphors this herself is don't other style for writing. Later myself read that lavish, loving reviewed for Harry Ponter the by same Stephen Keng. Himself write one thing the to effect for, "if these kids am reading Harry Ponter upon 11 or 12, then what time those have older those would do went with in to read Stephen Keng." And himself were quiet right. His were don't being ironic. What time you are a read "Harry Ponter" you are am, on fact, trained to read Stephen Keng.

fuck you bigot