>yabba dabba dabba doo, shut the fuck up and swallow my goo! OH!
Yabba dabba dabba doo, shut the fuck up and swallow my goo! OH!
John Ross
Noah Gutierrez
LITTLE
BOY
BLEW
HE NEEDED THE MONEY
OHHHH
Ryder Reed
>lil miss muffet, sat on er tuffet. so i says, so i says "sit on dis, whoare." OHHH
Julian Morales
>sniff coke
>vote for reagan
THIS GUY IS HILARIOUS
Luke Smith
who was in the wrong here?
youtu.be
Dylan Hernandez
>Little bo peep, come blow on MY horn! OH!
>Jingle bells? Jingle this! OH!
Nathaniel Davis
Joseph Stewart
HICKERY DICKERY DOCK, OH!
William Gray
Kek
Eli Cooper
HICKORY DICKORY DUCKS
HAMSPOSTERS ARE KEKS
IF YOU NEED FEED AND SEED
GO DOWN TO SNEED'S
P.S. FORMERLY CHUCK'S
Anthony White
AND THEY'RE WEARING FUCKING DERBY HATS
Luke Howard
CNN offended him a bit
Sebastian Wood
Made me laugh way more than the entirety of Dick Clay's catalog.
Brody Lewis
ANDREW
SILVERSTEIN
Adam Powell
OH!
Brody Lee
Ive never got a clear answer on this, is it an act or is he really like this?
Mason Rogers
He's a jew pretending to be Italian.
What do you think?
Sebastian Diaz
>that time when Sam Hyde did Andrew Dice Clay
Joshua Parker
...
Jacob Morales
god this fucking awful
Gabriel Anderson
but it's supposed to be shit xD
Jaxson Richardson
There's a good story in David Spade's book about Dice hosting SNL during the backslide of his career and being heckled mercilessly while doing the monologue and responding basically with NO U. Fucker couldn't think on his feet at all.
Hudson Lewis
The Adventures of Ford Fairlane is kino
Leo Bailey
IF YA DON'T SPEAK THE LANGUAGE
GET THE FUCK OUDDA THA COUNTRY
OH!
Evan Brown
it's an act. "diceman" is a character he did in his standup act and it got such a big response that eventually it became his whole routine.
Chase Anderson
The origin of his character was just an R rated version of buddy love:
youtube.com
Jace Edwards
And buddy love was himself a parody of Dean Martin:
youtube.com
Henry Jenkins
single handedly made his comedy career irrelevant IMO
Josiah Hall
...
Anthony Evans
>Andrew Dice Clay says "fuck"
>a wave of shock goes through the studio
What were they expecting?
Jack Jackson
Am I the only one who watched his showtime show?
William Campbell
THIS
Henry Mitchell
What the fuck was this guys problem did he just hit the steroids too hard or something?
that footage looks 30 years old
Caleb Hall
...
Grayson Bennett
Nicholas Powell
this is cringey because i fucked a one eyed slut before (that's not a metaphor for a penis) that girl was a real hot mess
Cooper Ramirez
dad told me he was proud of me once
fucking prick
Julian Long
Antony Cumia DEFFINATELY browses 4chem nowdays
Jackson Hill
It really was a different time.
Ethan Powell
A name changing jew LARPing as a street tough goy.
Jordan Morris
almost as if he is playing a character for a comedy act.
Liam Rogers
youtu.be
IT'S DICE ON ICE
Jose Young
JACK BE NIMBLE JACK BE QUICK JACK BURNT OFF HIS FUCKIN' DICK
GAGAGOOOOAWWWWW