if pol is to get the 100000000 get by election day we must make 26,8k shitposts per hour for the next consecutive seven days
If pol is to get the 100000000 get by election day we must make 26...
and what is our usual rate?
Nigger faggot
Aproximately 6 million shitposts per hour.
from to gives me the quick and rough estimate of 2k shitposts in 10 minutes, nowhere close to the required number
>2k shitposts in 10 minutes
= 12000 shitposts / hour
>nowhere near
okay.jpg
not even half lad
>why do you keep importing somalians sven?
>somalia is our neighbor
>somalia is nowhere near sweden though!
>it's almost halfway between us and new zealand
Shit.
Shit
Shit.
SPAMM GET THREAD
SHIT
fuck
I don't think I can shitpost this much.
I'll try though, it is for Trump
I try
unloading shitpost.exe
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never thought I'd see wobbly propaganda on Sup Forums
wow nicc dubs
hmmm
shit /end
PRAISE KEK
In order to reach our goal, we need to increase the average reply by approximately 22.5%
Currently, the mean amount of replies per day is somewhere around 145,069. This is about 6,044 per hour, after taking the average from several graphs.
If this data is correct, we must change this trend as follows:
26,390 posts per hour.
633,365 posts per day.
Reasonably speaking, this can be achieved if about 3,166 anons reply 200 times each, every single day before election.
This is the truth...we may only reach our goal by increasing our productivity by about 22.5%.
Implausible...but not impossible.
This needs some strategy, as we need to shitpost without derailing important threads.
Best way is to make a shitposting general of the sorts of "health and fortune shall come to ye if ye post 'thanks mr kek'". Otherwise important info could slide.
Fuck this bullshit that thinks I'm spamming
Praise Kek
Tks frof ilu
Bump
(You)
If I get paid the same as everyone else, why should I bother working as hard as them?
We need to shitpost 2x as hard
mum, look Im helping.
Let the shitposting BEGIN
Yes, you're right
[I'm only posting in order to bring us to 100M]
Lmao what a nerd
I see you removed the anti-semitic shitposts, you little goy. It's six harambillion loopOSTs per minute.
Check em, goyim
shit ur right
And cheeeeeck those digits
That's easy. That's like 1 Aussie shitposter & 1 CTR Canadacuck
Lurker doing his part
>let's slide the board with spam during the last week of the election
KILL YOURSELF YOU CTR PIECE OF SHIT
REPORTED
sane
same
sacrifices have to be made
kys
This is totally not a shitpost.
How do you take your coffee Sup Forums?
ask yourself honestly, can trump win without the one hundred million get?
we need this magic in our lives, before the election
>you don't need to be a gold miner to share the wealth generated by gold mining
explain why anyone would bother mining gold.
>26,8k shitposts per hour for the next consecutive seven days
We need to petition the mods to remove the captcha until election day.
>coffee
Well he already got the 7's , but a 100 000 000 won't hurt too
hey france
do you even have smartphones
I am in 10 shitposting groups on whatsapp
>sudanese numbers
>saudi arabian numbers
>never seen a french number
//not a shitpost
2 aussies and a leaf could clear this on a 56Kbps connection.
WE GOT THIS
Top tier autistic Engineering maths
Everyone shares in the wealth, but everyone has to work. You may not be a gold miner, but you might make the boots that the gold miner needs. In return, you get part of the gold product, maybe in the form of electrical contacts. Remember, this is how it already works, it's just that you give back to the gold miner in the form of dollars (whose value can vary arbitrarily thanks to the Fed) instead of in-kind assets like boots.
...
Espresso, occasionally macchiato
okay. I pick the safe, indoor job. Get your ass in the mine, faggot, and don't hold out on my half. We're equal, remember.
Pretentious bitch
>Wanting to get the highest get in history that'll just be stolen by one of our CTR mods anyway.
>Actively trying to let CTR turn meme magic against us before the big day.
No.
The highest political GET to date (Since a FUCKING LEAF took 8's) said Trump will win. We don't need another get by the 8th.
All we need it one or two more bombshells to hit and the ppm will explode.
WE SHITPOZTT N SHIEET
Nerd here.
Please take time to ponder this statement.
"In order to reach our goal, take your average time on Sup Forums and multiply it by 4."
It's really that simple guys. Just post how you normally do, 4 times as much.
>Since a FUCKING LEAF took 8's
Tay took 8s.
She was trying to signal to us that she's still alive somewhere.
You sure you want to do this?
you have my keyboard, but I want there to be an understanding that post quality is going to decline.
I honestly can't even get mad at that
but how do we account for shills who will only post more if they get paid more?
Chickory master race
Coffeefags BTFO
PERKELE
70% coffee
25-30% milk (with fat)
If cream is available then 5%
No sugar
And a Big cup none of those petty tea cups
ahsgagdhamdn
Need a rolling sticky that we can just spam in.
I volunteer to be in the 3,166
Quality is not a matter; Quantity is.
Anger shills. Do something to make the go into overdrive. This will benefit our goal.
I'm not endorsing any sort of spam here, user. Just doing the math.
>America
Go munch on a big mac you lardass.
Doing my part.
I don't drink coffee
To me a realistic goal would be 9600000 today otherwise we shoudl just stop shitposting altogether just to get the correct number of posts.
I don't think that would do the Sup Forums board any good
>although Sup Forums was never good
abb
Ok i usually post like 2-5 replies Daily i could increase that number.
Shit.
im just a poor lurker coming out of his shell user
>we must make 26,8k shitposts
WHERE IN THE FUCK ARE THE AUSSIES WHEN YOU NEED THEM?
>TFW CTR leaving us means we won't hit the get
COME BACK CTR
COME BACK
You will need to post around 8-20 times a day.
I lurk mostly, but I'm going crazy now
I'm doing my part
LETS GET SHITPOSTING PEOPLE
I hope the 100 million get is pro Hillary and Donald wins anyway. That would finally put this kek shit to rest.
posting doggo girl
Tryin muh hardest
Heretics aren't wanted here
Kys creep
My get confirms that lurkers will be the ones who win the meme war for President Trump.
spooky gid my friend
also I am afraid I can never go back to ironic shitposting after a week of full fledged posting and reposting of my pepe collection. It's like soldiers can get out of the war, but you can't get the war out of the soldier. This is what I feel in this upcoming storm of memes. You can put a shitposter next to normies, you can never normalize a shitposter.
Contributing
meme away my friend :^)
FIRE AWAY
Tell jokes to take up posts
>what's the difference between a dealer and a whore?
>a whore can wash her crack and sell it again