Hey user, wanna play lego with me and talk about star wars?

>hey user, wanna play lego with me and talk about star wars?

"No!"

>square radar
prefer older falcon version

Sure, Mary S- er, I mean Daisy. I'd love to.

So why is it that Rey can never close her mouth on screen? Is it because she's so strong with the force that she literally can't contain it? It's physically pushing out of her mouth?

Hey, how come you own the Falcon now? Why doesn't Chewie own it even though he's been on it for at least twice your age?

Haha lego is fun.

>i'm just really putting my all into the performance, but i guess you could say it's the force. I also found the falcon on jakku silly, didn't you watch the force awakens.

I know you found it you dumb cunt, but that doesn't mean you fucking own it, you whore! The galaxy doesn't follow the rule of finders goddamn keepers, you insufferable dick head!

But yeah haha, it's really weird that it even ended up on Jakku, seemingly abandoned. How DID you know how to work the Falcon so well anyway without any training or practice... or any real experience.

>user why are you being so mean? i thought we were just playing lego. i am really good at flying because i practiced.

I like putting the bricks up my asshole

>please don't do that user. i need the pieces.

Oh, i'm just joshing, silly. just getting into the spirit of lego, you know.

No, I saw. I saw you practising flying a starship when you were riding your hover bike.

Why won't these damn things fit together. It's like the person who made them had no idea how to write a cohesive narrat- er, I mean put legos together.

And I assume you learned how to swim when you went for a cooling dip in the drinking pool to cool yourself off from the hot jakku summers.

>lego
wat did u say about lego u litle bich?

>heyyy aahhhhnooohhnnngg~

AH AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AUUUUUUGHHHHEEEEEERRRCHKT!!

>i'm a quick learner.

Clearly.

Sigh. These legos just aren't as fun as the ones I played with when I was younger. The friends I played with were more developed too.

You enjoy your new legos, Mary. I'm going to go.

Tell Luke I said h- oh...

Xe is such a cutie.

nah

how about I watch you squat over the toilet and take a shit and I'll jerk off

It makes them smell better though. Here, smell it.

>bye user. shame you couldn't stay longer. also my name is Daisy. Have a nice day.

>no thank you user. you keep it. i'll try and build around that bit then.

>i'll try and build around that bit then
nu-wars described in one line.

Hey be nice to Xim!

thats rooneys thing you bitch!

Xe is beautiful. Do not call her names!

>why are you speaking in a strange alien language user?

Cause he is beautiful. I have so much respect for xim.

I like her and I want xer to be loved.

I'm not being mean

She's gotta go sometime, might as well let me watch

>you want me to feel loved. thanks user, that's nice of you. uhh, but why do you keep saying alien words, 'xer'. are you okay?

No fuck off Chomps

maybe

>No need to be rude

>pretending to like lego to appeal to the man children soy boys

Oh Disney

>sure you don't wanna play user?

Why does she literally have no boobs

>play lego
you mean legos

only if you allow me to ejaculate all over your xenomorph teeth.

>Lusting over an infertile woman with a busted up vagina and bear trap for a mouth.

Hey Daisy, do you want to play doctor and have me remove your diseased ovaries?

kek

How much lego can you stick up your bum?

>i just wanted to play lego, why are you being so horrible to me?

She's an autistic boy-woman

Sounds like the perfect choice for Star Wars lead then

Get over here, user. It's time for your punishment

She won't ever need them.

>i don't think this is right. those bricks other user was playing with must have been important.

Doesn't it take like 6 hours to put a lego falcon together? There's no way she made an entire video of the process.

yeah, probably not.

I LOVE YOU DAISY

Isn't she beautiful? I wish we be married and have chavvy 170 IQ robot brats together.

chavvy? she's not poor.

Chavs can be rich too, especially if they happen to be movie stars

>implying she even knows anything about Star Wars

C-can we just play lego? I don't really like Star Wars that much.

she seems cute. wouldn't say she was a chav though.

Fake af. Women don't talk to me (even ugly ones like OP's goblin) Also:
Women don't like to build stuff
Women don't like Star Wars

I don't wanna talk about star wars but I would play lego with her. She's a cutie.

The autistic ones do

>and talk about star wars
Stop lying, you filthy xenomorph whore. You don't know shit about Star Wars.

>ugly
>goblin
get your eyes checked, she's an absolute cutie

Sounds boring

Someone explain Daisy’s dead Fallopian tubes pls

fpbp

IT'S MY TURN STOP HOGGING ALL THE PIECES STOP MANSPLAINING THE INSTRUCTIONS TIME'S UP SEXIST

It could be anything from infertility at a minimum to a completely broken vagina/complete lack of ability to enjoy sex at worst.

just because the doctors managed to form him a new fancy vagina doesn't mean he can get pregnant.

is that a collage of cuteness. well made user.

Can you stop posting rey please. I'm starting to find her cute

Endometriosis. Ovarian cysts.

that's the point.

Thanks

This is making me uncomfortable

fuck your point. and fuck rey and her alien face and flat chest

>Why do you hate me user?

WTF are you talking about, look at that ugly ass goblin face, jesus christ, she might as well be part of the Stark family.

DAISY YOU FUCKING CUNT IF I'VE TOLD YOU ONCE I'VE TOLD YOU A THOUSAND TIMES! STAY OUT OF MY FUCKING ROOM AND STOP MESSING WITH MY LEGOS!!! IF YOU WANT TO PLAY WITH THEM THEN FUCKING BUY YOUR OWN! NEXT TIME THIS HAPPENS I'LL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!! AND NO, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF YOU TELL MOM!!

No you rotted-womb bitch those are mine. You can have them after I play with them

Shes cute. But the way hollywood is casting these plain Jane brunettes white women are becoming blurred together.

No problem, friend

poor daisy.

nah i'd rather impregnate y- oh sorry

DON'T PITY ME YOU PATHETIC CIS MALE I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF I AM STRONKG AND INDEPENDENT

AND I'M NOT POOR I'M ACTUALLY VERY RICH

Im Diamonds

she wouldn't say that user. she's not like that.

thats fucking harsh dude.

She's not, but her character is.