How would he beat her, Sup Forums?

How would he beat her, Sup Forums?

By calling his pal Superman.

By fucking her.

By being more popular.

He couldn't.

Barely.
Captain marvel is the most popular marvel character after all.

Easily.

Trick her into absorbing a blast that poisons her energy matrix of some such nonsense. It exploits her headstrong nature in combat and her tendency to tank energy attacks.

Only real answer

I like that outfit more than the one Anka designed.

What was it for? Just a statue?

special batsuit with patriarchy field

same way he beat wonder woman

This could be cool. Use negative energy plus comic book science to say that it actually weakened her when she absorbed it.

Portable Rogue

>Batman pretends to get pounded mercilessly
>Carol relentlessly smacks and taunts Batman
>Feeling superior, she laughs and openly questions his manhood
>Carol gives Batman one good punch and he goes crashing into a building
>Carol scoffs and flies in finish him off
>Carol gasps
>Batman now has a huge smile on his face

To be continued.

>that fucking model

Explain

nuke a city and have stealth bots shoot her with kryptobullets specially designed to kill super man as she tries to save New York.

New York is expendable.

Those cheekbones are to die for though.

patriarchy field prevents women
"captain marvel" is a woman

>"captain marvel" is a woman
for now

Raping her tigh ass with the batcock and hay dildo

He tells her he identifies as a female queer dragon-tiger muslim african and that's racist, mysoginistic, ableist and powerist to beat him.

came here to post that

>barely
>most popular Marvel character
Wrong on both counts. Gwenpool is more popular than she is, and she's B-list.

Oh, you were baiting.

>woman

>Gwenpool
>B-list
C-list at best.

>alcohol jokes
>no jokes about her time-son raping her to make himself
c'mon guys

>time-son raping her to make himself
if you're going to blindly mimic what you think are the in-jokes at least get your facts straight.
Her womb was used as a portal out of limbo, then he mind controlled and raped her.
then he died of old age like a week later and the mind control wore off but carol was still trapped in limbo with his corpe.

Didn't bother since memory manipulation is more of a Superman thing.

Funny thing is that Bats would still probably somehow find a way to use that against her.

isn't she a D-list?

She's in my D list of next victims.