Itt we come up with future simpson's episode's

Itt we come up with future simpson's episode's.

OP starts: Homer gets a ipad

Homer goes to feed and seed

what

leny gets a metoo and krabaple

bart get fortnite

Homer plans to have a comfy weekend reminiscing with his family but some farmers from Homer's past come back for revenge.

homer goes to trump university

homer goes to mexico and lisa teaches him the value of our mexican fellow citizens

Homer goes to coachella, but they call it wagonella

Homer gets accused of sexual harassment

Chuck goes to sneed

NuSimpsons would be something gay and obtuse like First Classella

Homer starts sniffing marges gaping asshole as she braps in his mouth and he enjoys it haha then he squats over marges face and she starts making out with homers ass and he braps in her mouth and she squirts

homer netflix and chills marge

>Homer gets a ipad
Pretty sure that happened

Thats funnier

homer meets the cast of hamilton

bart becomes ralph's skiing instructor. Ralph is markedly less retarded in this episode than usual.

homer goes on reddit

bart starts vaping

Bart surfs the web.

BÄŚÈD

Bart gets an elephant

They've already done that

You're a Britbong aren't you? That episode was on here today in the UK.

"Lisa accepts."
Lisa starts to accept throughout the years she's not really as gifted and intelligent as people lead her to believe but she's just incredibly lucky like how Homer manages to be. Meanwhile, Lenny, Moe, Carl, Barney and Bart all see who can stay up the longest in order to win 100$ bet.

lisa starts dating a black man

Homer tells the family about his rebellious youth in the mid 00s.

they formerly did that

bart converts to catholicism and is molested

Homer shits his pants

That episode where homer started going out with that younger woman and marge was going out with her dad but it ended up being a dream, do it again but don't make it a dream.

Or bring Mindy back and make Homer leave marge.

...

Hans Moleman takes over running the powerplant, and homer fears for his job. Meanwhile, bart and lisa are trying to solve an ancient aztec puzzle.

They had an episode where Bart became a catholic, Homer joined him but Marge got pissed off about it for some reason despite the fact they let Lisa be a Buddhist.

>Meanwhile, bart and lisa are trying to solve an ancient aztec puzzle.
Only the idiots of modern simpsons writers can think of that up

holy shit they really have done everything

Homer joins the alt-right.

Lisa cures Homer's gout with homeopathy, meanwhile Bart is protesting Mayor Quimby because he molested Mrs Krabapple and she keeps crying in the middle of class.

Sneed Gets A Fancy German Car, Gucci Loafers, And Park Avenue Manicure

mr burns turns the plant into a windfarm and marries smithers
meanwhile, hijinks ensue as maggie stacks coloured blocks and is diagnosed with aspergers by a pediatric psychiatrist (guest star pauly shore)

Homer runs a pizza shop with Marge. B story is Bart eats worms.

Homer has a boner the whole episode

Bart gets a job as a travelling salesman, and the family leach off his earnings. One day Bart turns into a giant insect and refuses to open the door while the family chastise him in turns for being late to work.

>Millhouse
Millhouse starts wearing contact lenses and learns people treat him better this way. This makes him way more cocky and arrogant which disturbs Bart who becomes the Milhouse in their friendship. Meanwhile, Homer makes an app called "Rate my Scream", where you scream into a microphone and the next person tries to beat your recording.

Homer falls into a coma the whole episode then wakes up after credits

wow! Kafkaesque post, user!

Bart stumbles across the darknet and watches the grifter which scares him into a coma which he will never wake up from. Marge opens a potato stand and sells potatoes.

After realising they can only afford to fly with Shithole Air this year due to drumpf's tax changes, the simpsons go on vacation to haiti and sample haitian culture, finding it's actually a utopia. they adopt a 31 year old haitian child named Alphonse (John Boyega) who will become a recurring character

Whoa, Lovecraftian.

Nah, too good.

positively machiavellian plot, user

>homer as an emo teenager in the mid 2000’s

Dedicate several episodes to the simpsons travelling around Europe (not just the main cities, branch out)

Homer becomes a donor at the springfield ball bank

Does the cucking of Homer happen right away or is it a two parter episode?

Marge becomes addicted to getting abortions.

Homer and Marge recount the story of how they met and fell in love in 2005.

Bart dies

homer acts stupid and fucks something up again lol

homer and lisa enter a father-son (Yes, son!) hackey sack tournament. Lisa has to disguise herself as a boy. Their great performance challenges gender stereotypes in a not at all hamfisted way and both father and daughter come away appreciating each other more
B story : Wendell from Bart's class begins transitioning, asking that everyone call her "Wandalina". Bart and Marge go and meet transgender icon Caitlyn Jenner (Guest star Courntney Love) and learn more about the LGBTQQ2I+ community

He gives half the town HIV

Marge becomes a robot.

That sounds frighteningly possible.

Homer runs an ice cream store but Marge becomes jealous and starts her own.

Homer gets locked into a cryogenic chamber for 1,000 years, and has an adventure in New New York with the Futurama gang (again). Running gag that Nibbler has wiped their minds so many times that they've all gone senile and don't remember meeting the Simpsons in that other episode.

alphonse and lisa will develop mutual romantic feelings, but that's a story for a future season

couch gag idea:
it's celebrities like elen degeneress (she can be lisa) but painted yellow and they do the gumgum style dance

>Man on a Plane
While attending a conference in another state for Mr Burns, Homer uses the bathroom on the plane on his flight home and discovers he is the only passenger left on bard but the plane is still flying smoothly however the door to the cockpit is locked. In our B-plot story, Bart, Lisa, Ralph, Nelson and Martin worry about Milhouse's obsession with his bee onesie costume which he refuses to take off.

Homer accidentally befriends Richard Spencer after meeting him at a bowling alley and becomes singled out by the town and then Loss gives him a speech about what he did wrong.

The Simpsons travel to Korea, and meet the gangnam style guy.

*Lisa

lisa enrolls in Oprah's School For Gifted Kids, run by Principal Winfrey (Guest star Oprah Winfrey).
After the initial 5 minute setup the episode cuts away to a 15 minute interview with Oprah promoting her presidential bid in 2020. The story is never resolved or discussed again.

Maggie drowns in the public pool. Homer and bart make their own greeting cards.

Barney takes up black tar heroin in an attempt to stay away from beer. It doesn't take and he's back at Moe's within a couple weeks, full of track marks and tweaking from withdrawals.

Homer starts driving really fast

Moe rebrands the bar for the 9th time, turning it into an absinthe lounge. After Homer becomes addicted to hookah, he realises what his mad quest for customers is doing to his friends and changes the bar back.
Guest starring Bryan Cranston as Absinthe Bar Attendee #2

based

Homer converts to Judaism in order to become funny but he is spurned as an antisemite by Lisa.

>bart converts to catholicism
This actually already happened.

The family go to church and guest star sam harris doesn't tell them not to, and instead justifies US policies in the middle east.

holy shit this is freaking epic fox are you reading this one?

You Only Move Twice (Jean era/modern era)

Homer gets a new job at the Globex corporation, requiring the family to move to Cypress Creek. Marge is enraged by the idea and she and Homer separate. Homer meets his new boss, Hank Scorpio (voiced by Seth Macfarlane in his Stewie voice) who is quickly revealed to be an international super villain intent on killing the world's lemur population. Meanwhile, Marge learns all about lemurs from Springfield's new zookeeper (voiced by Jude Law) and starts running a lemur shelter. Homer finds out about Scorpio's plan and stops his giant, lemur crushing robot just before it destroys Marge's shelter. Marge and Homer reconcile and Homer moves back home.

Subplot: Lisa becomes obsessed with Twilight and Bart makes fun of her, until she finds out he's secretly obsessed with it, too. They argue over who's better, Team Edward or Team Jacob.

Very Orwellian with a hint of Tolkienesque or, dare I say, Sneedcraftian

The Way We Was (Scully era, late 90s/early 2000s era)

After repeated attempts of asking Marge out, plus ignoring several restraining orders, Homer decides to stalk Marge and find out what kind of music, books, and movies tickle her fancy. So, in a teenage, alcohol filled rage, Homer kidnaps a few musicians that Marge likes and makes them play music he likes at the High School prom.

Still not impressed, Marge goes to make out with Artie and Homer tracks them down and when Homer mistakenly thinks Artie is forcing himself 'his' Marge, he knocks him out, but misses and hits Marge instead. When Marge comes to, she doesn't remember what happened and Homer said that Artie was the one who hit her and Marge just happens to believe him and they wind up dancing together at the prom.

Couchgag: stop motion figures made out of poop

Main plot: Homer wakes up and his penis had cucked his penis cuck and the he rapes, he just rapes. Later he is forgiven by Burns and they have sex.

Sideplots: marge has decide but its too late so bart call mor and he get angry but is he? yes
lisa has a jazz but the jazz is KILL.maggie save JAZZ through sheer luck.

End episode *credit music*

Santa's Little Helper bites Milhouse's face and gets put down. Bart gets a pet gorilla to fill the void.

the family go away to visit Marge's Great Aunt Flo (gag!) in Wisconsin. Homer stays because he has work and he's a responsible working adult.... however, disaster strikes when it turns out Marge took the only keys! Hijinks ensue as Homer and Brian (Guest star Seth Green) must journey to Wisconsin to get the keys and get back home... BEFORE Marge finds out!
B plot : Marge and Lisa visit the Milwaukee Brewers and meet lead pitcher john baseball (guest star David Space)

One night at Moe's, the boys have a few too many and things get heated. Homer winds up calling Carl a nigger and subsequently gets kicked out of the bar and shunned by his friends, who all side with Carl. Moe bans Homer from the bar, Barney won't return his calls, and Lenny won't even look at him. Carl goes out of his way to badmouth Homer whenever he's in earshot, calling him a "fat cheddar ass" and telling others about how he's going to fuck Marge and force Homer to watch.

What if they would just remake the first 9 seasons episode for episode with a modern twist? Would they finally succeed in ruining the golden era?

Lisa joins Antifa and firebombs the nuclear plant. Unfortunately, it's closed that day, and Homer is the only one in the plant, asleep at his desk. Homer is believed to be dead (but in the third act is revealed to actually just have left a dummy playing a recording of him snoring to trick mr burns while he visits moe's with carl and lenny). Lisa has a moral panic over causing her father's death, and attempts suicide, but is saved by Cher (Guest star Cher), who teaches us the fight against tyrannical :toilet: is more important than her father's life. She returns home, her passion for marxism renewed, only to find her father sat in the couch. The episode ends here.
B story : Bart and Millhouse make animojis with their iPhones and send them to principal skinner!

Homer finds the sandwhich that made him too sick to go to Duff Gardens all those years ago and eats it.

>Homer wakes up and his penis had cucked his penis cuck and the he rapes, he just rapes.

2013*

Homer has been tying a tourniquet round his testicles to make them drop off. He has been filming his progress and sharing anonymously them on amateur porno sites. Seymour has been watching these videos online, and wants to meet him and j/o together.
They meet face to face, are shocked, and blackmail each other. Homer wants Skinner to get out of Lisa's way at school so her intellect can flourish, and Skinner wants Homer to be safe at the plat.
Over the weeks, they become better people through mutually assured destruction, Homer gets a promotion and Skinner is happier at work and surrounds himself with adoring children. The success at work leads Skinner to leave his mother's house and find a bride (guest star Alyson Hannigan).
Over the months, they share an intimate bond, and Homer sobs and screams into the night when he hears about Skinner's marriage.
Skinner's gf eventually sees Seymour's internet history, and marge notices Homer's shrunken balls. The two men meet again, but now they can j/o for the first time, looking into each other's eyes. But, without the threat hanging over their heads the two men part ways for good, as their lives collapse behind them.

sideplot: marge and krabapple have a rivalry about getting the first tin of beans from the pyramid at the supermarket.

It's like something Google translater would spit out.

Homer rapes Lisa haha

Dark as fuck, but I like it.
Also liking how it essentially lampoons the guest star life lesson bullshit.

Lisa BTFO

Treehouse of Horror XDD

>literally Get Out but silly
>literally Saw but silly
>literally IT

Gangbang scene?

Homer discovers Reddit and only talks in Reddit memes much to the chagrin of his friends. Sideplot is Milhouse thinks he's transsexual but gets beat up by real transsexuals after he refuses to get the operation.