Watching House Hunters on HGTV

>watching House Hunters on HGTV
>Hi, this is my wife, she's a substitute kindergarten teacher and I drive an Uber
>Our budget is $800,000

Their budgets are always bullshit. I'm sure most are actors anyway.

>user I NEED a walk-in closet

>we just had our first child so we’re definitely going to need at least 4 bedrooms

>be on Iron Chef America
>choose to battle Iron Chef Morimoto
>secret ingredient is Bluefin Tuna

>It's under budget, recently refurbished, great neighborhood, and has more space than we could ever need for our new family
>but it's a 15 minute commute to work, we have to pass

This shit triggers me so hard. My parents live in the suburbs and our house is at least 15 minutes in any direction just to get to a highway or restaurant. Running to the store to get food can take an hour altogether. Fucking privileged cityfags

It's most likely inheritance and lottery money desu

>everybody wants a fucking open concept
>its considered a major renovation to paint 4 bedroom walls.
>a house is not "move in ready" if the master bath only has one sink.

Im honestly debating starting a youtube series where a react to terrible house hunter couples. This show has so much good material for a show like that.

Jfc i'd kill for15 min to commute to work

Please do this. I'd fucking watch it all day.

>I don't like the colour in this room

THEN PAINT IT, YOU LAZY FAGGOTS!

>we want a house next to the beach and downtown but without any noise and tons of privacy
My favorite episode was some single chick in Hawaii with a weird bamboo hut house and she had massive tits. I think about her a lot

>The idea of taking down wallpaper is entirely alien to them

I hate these cunts so much.

Post tits

Have you ever considered masturbating to Nicole Curtis?

>renovating homes in the shitty part of Detroit
Yeah great investment there retard

>I do NOT like the color of this countertop we need to redo the whole kitchen

She obviously does it for the bbc

>that episode with the woman who carried around a binder of needs and wants

Shit user, I do that twice daily.

>our budget is $700,000
>I found the perfect fit, but it's $715,000
>nope, too much

>My husband's a pharmacist and I'm a senior-level microbiologist at the CDC
>Budget is $1.2M

tfw dont know how to discuss my fetish for nice houses and home renovation without sounding gay

Is it possible to beat the Iron Chefs I mean their experience and skill is insane. Bobby is so good he has a show about people trying to beat him.

>The house is perfect, even better than could've imagined and even fits the budget
>But the garden is slightly too small so it's a no from us

Did you know that Hilary beats David 80% of the time?

>watch beat bobby flay
>more often than not they beat him

This show really makes you hate white women.

This. At least twice a day, usually before breakfast.

i dont think that is true

I wish she'd beat me 100% of the time.

>tfw watching tv shows about 'normal people' looking to buy a second holiday home

>house is 30,000 under their budget.
>the wife nearly had an autistic meltdown because the walls or the carpet aren't a colour she likes.

I swear this happens every episode.

This would be great content

*bullies his autistic hapa wife*

You can tell she soaks her panties whenever he does tho, she loves that shit

Thats hilarious. It takes me 30 minutes to get groceries, 40 to get to and from work, etc.

15 minutes away from a decent job would be a godsend.