Which Sup Forums character do you feel the most sorry for?

Which Sup Forums character do you feel the most sorry for?
>tfw you're a chad but the only girls that really like you are your mom, a little girl and a bunch of furries/animals

That's my dream come true.

Johnny supposedly scored plenty, but that wasn't funny so there was no point showing it. He also got rejected as a virgin sacrifice.

I've just realised something: Johnny becomes a katana wielding pirate in the future, still as much of a failure with women

What was the deal with that deer anyway? This one episode confused the fuck out of me.

The Three Stooges. Yes, they had a cartoon. Moral guardians claimed they were promoting violence, so they did a whole episode about how they weren't really hitting each other. It ruined the magic of the show and they lost their fame because of it. Fucking SJWs ruin everything.

>Mfw that episode

Johnny is living the dream

He got a loli, incest mom, and furries on your dick.

>Which Sup Forums character do you feel the most sorry for?

The writers knew what they were doing.

Susie is best girl though

But she dated him only to make her boyfiend jealous. She see nothing in Johnny.

i'm incredibly jealous

I forgot to mention a nerd

This bug needs a hug.

No one needs a Star hug.

>dad pays people to befriend you

But Star needs a hug from someone... Namely Marco... Multiple times.

She's one of the main characters in a rom-com love triangle. And she's a deer.

Moral guardians, user. If they did something shitty before 2012, they were moral guardians.

das it, mane

I do.

GIMME
ONE MORE
FUCKING SHOT RIGHT FUCKING NOW

what a lucky man

Have you ever watched M, user?

>M

?

That's lewd.
I'm calling the police.

Thawne. He only wanted to be the man he idolised like most boys do when becoming a man. The world made him that way