Tfw I have never been to a party ornightclub or had female attention ever

>tfw I have never been to a party ornightclub or had female attention ever
>tfw I see pictures like picrelated and realise every single girl goes on the hunt for chad dick every friday and saturday and every day if they are at university
>tfw feels bad to be too ugly to get a gf or anything at all
>tfw eternally bitter
>tfw demoralised after seeing Staceys everywhere and knowing they all have 100 tinder matches with Chad
>tfw I will never have the extroversion and alpha personality to even be seen as human by Staceys
>tfw ugly face dooms me no matter what

you're not missing much. Everyone is degenerate and ultimately miserable and alone.
t.chad

Yeah righto chief. Good luck with that lol.

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the campaigns of discouragement that people attempt are so odd.

You miss /r9k/ or what?

Besides just go to uni then

Convert to Islam, spend your friday and saturday nights throwing acid in the faces of these women, it is the only way.

Nah you literally haven't lived unless you've had a qt virgin slobbering all over your cock

Oh, please, shut your mouth. How can you say that? You just go about things the wrong way. You are human and need to be loved, like everybody else does. I am sure there is a club in your city, you would like to go. So go and you will meet somebody who really loves you. Or maybe not, you will just stand on your own, leave on your own, you go home and you cry.

you really aren't that ugly. if you were truly as repugnant as you made yourself out to be, you would have taken out the loans to get the surgery done. its only like $15k. its less than the price of a toyota camry and you can finance it with a McJob.

pic related was only $3k.

It's all about how big your dick is mate. You don't need extroversion if your willy is big. Alpha personality means nothing if you got a little doodle.

Virgins are overrated. They have no skills what so ever, they are also very frigid. If they aren't frigid and they're a virgin it means that they're 14 years old.

In high school there was this weird girl that was actually pretty hot but chad hadn't gotten yo her because she was super antisocial and just too neurological. Anyway I gave her a shot and she pretty much worshipped me and got super clingy and started copying all my interests and all that. And let me tell you, even that gets old fast and never becomes interesting again.

1 > 2 > 3

There are some good ones out there. They exist. They aren't very common, but don't give up hope.

>Alpha personality means nothing if you got a little doodle.
This applies to any attractive quality desu. Not just dick. Dick size is important for sure, but not the most important.

I only have tinder to prove to myself that I'm not ugly.... closing into 100 matches in about 1 month

Wow, that implant really made a difference.

They don't.

That ones that aren't like that are just shy but secretly want to get dicked even harder than sluts do.

Just go on meds that make you manic
Enjoy.

his kids will still look fucked

>still needs a beard to hide shit jawline even after surgery

Jeez, just take care of yourself, work out, don't behave like an awkward cunt and you're probably still gonna end up with an alright pussy. Looks aren't everything a woman is after

I'm an average dude and I gotta say when I go out with the bros it's mostly just looking at some eye candy.
Craziest shit was a chick who told me that she got raped by her ex husband (was only 21) and wanted to forget about him. I quickly got the fuck out. I got her on snapchat tho

This, but ironically. If you didn't have teenage love in high school, literally kill yourself

Dick size is by far the most important if you want to pull thots. You will be extroverted around girls if you have a big dick because sluts will actually flock to you. Sluts will cheat on their boyfriends for you if they know you have a bigger dick. You can be repugnant as fuck, the chick will get off on that. Getting slammed from behind by some guy cunt with a big dick. One of the biggest fetishes I've noticed among hot chicks is the idea of anonymity. She doesn't care about your face or your name.

Protio: by sophomore year all girls are no longer virgins

>un
Hehe wrong word

Me on the left

Talking about size

>t. Clueless incel

I slept with at least 3 girls who were still virgins their senior year

Yeah this pretty much. The reason girls grind on guys in the club is to check dick size. Having a big cock is the single most important factor in participating in hook up culture.

>You will be extroverted around girls if you have a big dick because sluts will actually flock to you
Not how it works, on so many levels. Way to out yourself as a virgin whose only female contact is in porn

But a thread about the oscars and trump gets deleted before the archive can even pick it up?
jesus christ zero

Sorry OP.

>virgins actually believing this
Stop larping

Blatant samefag.

>inb4 edited (you) screencap

You mean the ugly ones?

Not necessarily. Stop larping you virgin faggot. Moral females do exist in college. They are rare as fuck, but they do exist. Primarily religious.

Literally me.
What kind of cruel god would rig life against some of his children like that?
Unironically part of why I'm a fedora tipper.

>be long time Sup Forums poster
>whenever I get a gf become paranoid about how every time I'm not around she could be sucking down chad's cum
there's no winning with women

Dude, if you don’t see it it’s because you haven’t participated in the club scene enough. Girls go out to get drunk and stuff themselves with the biggest dick they can find. They aren’t interested in shit like personality or hobbies or even if you got money.

Basically, just don't not be chad. Hell, even a low tier chad is mostly stable (tall and handsome), upper tier chads are still a threat tho.

In my experience they are taken 100% of the time

Weird, isn't it? You whole life is decided by genetic lottery you have absolutely no control whatsoever over

Start by getting real fit, then see where you stand.

Just use Super Male Vitality™.

oh my... it would be a shame if you posted MANY more of these undesirable and frankly revolting images haha

I know a couple that are not. You are right tho, they do tend to be in relationships. But how many of those last forever?

>user I'm a virgin
What a thing to still have faith in what women tell you about themselves

meh, I've seen better, tighter nuder.
Sometimes I spend up to three hours slowly edging my dick to a collage of [insert daily fetish here]. I'll tie up my nutsack and cock to increase the pressure, as well as help me last longer, and I'll slowly massage my meatstick to images of girls I could never have, whose pictures I shouldn't have, but I do.

If I'm feeling really frisky, I might just launch one of my many Japanese sex games, and have that running on the other screen.
Then I'll painstakingly spend hours modelling a character to eventually resemble whatever thot I'm currently infatuated with.

And then comes the climax. Specifically for that, I make sure to have some ASMR GF roleplay running in the background.
The psychological effect on your climax from that alone is immense.

One time I swear I ejaculated 50cm straight up.

Tell me, what does a real life thot have to offer me, that I can't do my self even better?

Real chads don’t engage in promiscuous behavior.

>In my experience they are taken 100% of the time
Literally this, they're the hottest commodity on the planet.

I did the fucking drunk sluts thing for about 2 years after my divorce. It got old fast. Prostitutes would be better if you have money.

No that’s only you involuntarily

The older I get the harder it is to see any woman as anything but a roastie and I'm only 23. I often think about grabbing an 18 year old virgin quick and marrying her just to make sure I have a son with a mother that isn't a complete whore.

I don't know how anyone can possible choose to be with a woman that has had sex with more than 2 men by the time she is 21, which seems to be the norm in this rotten country of mine where shows like 16 and pregnant are seen as normal.

Shave, get yourself a decent haircut, work out (also diet), do something against the shitty skin and stop consuming so much anime and vidya