I'll never let you go, my little burrito

>I'll never let you go, my little burrito

What did she mean by this?

This is actually a rather deep and well-veiled allegory for the current American political climate. It is twofold in that it represents both neoconservatives' unhealthy and inherently destructive fascination with interventionist foreign policy (e.g. The Iraq War, destabilization of the Middle East, etc.) and neoliberals' unhealthy inherently destructive fascination with political correctness and multiculturalism ("little burrito", i.e. embracing and celebrating other cultures while hypocritically demonizing and/or abandoning your own). It is a satire of the identitarian zeitgeist which has led to the rise of both right-wing populism and left-wing extremism, with Star representing the idealistic but fatally misinformed citizen who is thrust into the turmoil of it all. She has been led to believe that the American Dream starts with her succumbing to the ideals of these political groups, without any regards as to what her own ideals might be. Ironically, she is also an immigrant thus proving that the left's obsession with fair representation and dissolving hierarchy in actuality hurts the marginalized groups it claims to defend, giving the oligarchy of the establishment leeway. Neoconservatism will encourage her to fight and die in useless wars to appeal to the same crooked establishment that tells her she is keeping the dream alive just by being an American under the corrupt system the elites perpetuate.

To "let go of her little burrito" is to ask the basic questions that throw the hammer right into the screen of lies and deception. To say "no" to the likes of Hillary Clinton and John McCain. To point to the JQ when our supposed (((greatest ally))) does something sketchy. The little burrito is a convenient and reassuring lie to hide the truth from her, the truth that Washington is indeed a swamp that must be drained, that it won't be fixed by her voting for and rallying behind the same ineffectual and welcome-outworn politicians every November.

Star is a victim of the system, much like all other Americans. She is both unprepared and unequipped to actually fight the system, which is why it is easier for her to cling onto the burrito. If a hard-working American can be made redundant for questioning the narrative, why bother? It is the same hope that the fight might be a little fairer and the lining a little more silver that led to the rise of figures such as Ron Paul and Donald Trump, who despite their faults generally mean well for their countrymen. George Soros would literally pay for ANTIFA protesters to beat her senseless were she to let go of her little burrito and stand by her prerogative to do so, the Koch Brothers would promise her a banquet of big burritos and more if she votes for anyone but Trump (which is a big fat lie as it turns out they miscalculated the flow of rice and beans in the fiesta pipeline), and every burrito that ever holds will inevitably be the property of the Rothschilds who own her country's central bank. To let go of the burrito is to essentially say to all of those people that she as a citizen matters more than their control over the situation, which is absolutely right. The burrito is information that will lead to Hillary Clinton's arrest, which will no doubt allow Star herself to mysteriously disappear like many others who came forth against the former First Lady. She holds onto this information because she has been compelled to by the powers that be, but she doesn't have to anymore.

And that's why she thinks Earth is a pretty great place.

wat

made me think

She's not gonna let go of Marco's cock. Poor Star C u c k.

PIPIRU PIRU PIRU PI PIRU PII~

Still no guidebook, right?

This is either very good pasta, or you have the 'tisms

is that where the mc dies all the time?
that's a nice pic user

>Hey user! Hey there budddyy! You wanna go buy some subs and watch the food network again? I had so much fun with you last time!

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>swn crave your big, thick burrito
>swn grasp it with both hands, opening her mouth wide to accept it all
>she will never let out a soft yelp of surprise as a sugary cream erupts as she closes her mouth and applies some pressure to it

Jake's burrito hug was better and Grizz's was super deep. This a shit copy

It means the next season is going to fall into the same formulaic pitfalls of Star just doing the same quirky, "zany", boring stuff for most of the season against a character/monster of the day until the midseason finale when another big threat (Eclipsa) arrives, which she won't deal with until the season finale if not next season.

Is there some autistic raid going on, because Sup Forums seems even more turbo autistic than usual today.

what do you mean the Star vs. thread is always autismic

Story seems to be that there was a Gumball thread that got deleted, causing some of them to chimp out and shitpost and when the mods didn't do anything others joined in and anarchy ensued.

Sorry, Star. I gotta keep my schedule open just in case Sky wants to hang out.

>implying that isn't what keeps us coming back for more

Also
>ywn see Becky turn into a slob after the breakup
At least we have BritSlob

Why do you keep doing this to me Star? My therapist said I have to stop talking to you, you don't exist.

she turn marco into a burrito

She is hot for donkey dick.

>Hello there young man! user, was it? It's me! Uhh... Corn-elius Butter...uhh. Butterman! Yes yes, Cornelius Butterman. I would like to inquire about a possible cash donation to buy tube socks and... denture cream? Yes! Would you perhaps, be interested in helping a poor gir- I mean, old man, out? I'll also need to buy some Shasta and those really big bags of that crappy bulk candy so I can keep it in a large glass bowl on my table. Chip chip, cheerio and all that nonsense.

Taking requests

Star with a very poor disguise trying to trick user into doing something.

>that episode where Sta's alter-ego Cornelius Butterman had a life of it's own like in american dad

can i get some some young Janna joyriding a car

Janna wouldn't do such a trashy song
she's a classy
only the purest for Janna
salad

Mindless Glossaryck examining Star's new book of spells

Marco trying to convince user that Sky isn't real.

I want to believe

yes, it's dokuro-chan

>Dude, I'm telling you, she does NOT have a sister. Have you been eating those hallucination berries Star bought us for Christmas again? Listen man, you need to get some sleep. Star doesn't have an older twin sister, alright? How would that even work anyway? You went on a date? What? Where was I when this happened?
What do you mean you "made love" to her? Dude... No, this can't even be happening right now. STAR! GET THE HELL IN HERE RIGHT NOW AND EXPLAIN YOURSELF! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!? ARE YOU CRAZY!? I LEAVE YOU BOTH ALONE FOR ONE WEEKEND AND THIS IS WHAT YOU DO!? HE'S TEN YEARS OLDER THAN YOU STAR! YOU TWO DIDN'T. YOU COULDN'T HAVE! OH GOD! OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK!? ARE YOU INSANE!? WHY DO I HAVE TO LIVE WITH YOU PEOPLE!!?! WHY CAN'T I HAVE A NORMAL LIFE?

>it's an "Marco makes user feel young by being a year off" episode
Marco deserves better and luckily he has it

Here ya go, did something similar to this awhile ago but thankfully it was even more horrible than this so nobody remembers it and I get to recycle my ideas like the hack fraud that I am.

Exactly!

Burrito is an anagram of Torirub, an apostle of Moloch who is often used interchangeably with Baphomet with both serving as icons of the Black Cube of Saturn. an archaic form of Luciferianism enlightenment at the core of all three major Abrahamic religions. This scene could possibly be referencing the fact that she has grown dependent upon the Earth dimension's holographic illusion of reality as projected by Saturn or that she hereself is demonically aligned with perhaps the Mewmans serving as a stand in for David Icke's Reptilian overlords of our reality. Then again we'd have to ask ourselves what the significance of her people's monster nemesis being the "Lizards" or House of Septaris, a possible analogue to the House of Draconis which allegedly rules over the humans of Earth. Could we be seeing a role reversal where the human archetype takes on the role of predators in Mewnie or are the Mewmans perhaps higher predators on the psycho-ego/reality food chain making them the highest form of malevolence in the known multiverse?

Unf! Cute and lewd. This would be a fantastic idea for a comic especially if we didn't shit it up by adding Marco for no reason.

dude, i meant pic related, don't be so stupid next, time, okay

I'd love a Star X user lewd comic. It's still unbroken ground.

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And let's not get started on the illusionist hierarchy of our false reality and what the entire premise of Star vs the Forces of Evil serves as in a quite cleverly hidden analogue of.

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What if Star didn't wear deodorant, and smelled like Brittney Wong's armpit

why so insecure about Marco being close to Star

What if you tried to kill yourself by chugging Febreeze and spent the rest of your life in a mental institution?

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Right? With the r&m craze, the svtfoe hiatus frementation, and Loud House dry season, it is a fucking nuthouse.

I need a new hobby