>"I require only that you kneel"
well you heard him Sup Forums, kneel!
"I require only that you kneel"
Luke Morris
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Nolan White
I want Xerxes to powerbottom me
Brody Garcia
>scissor me timbers
William Wilson
Sneel
Connor Long
I'm already kneeling. You're too late Xerxes.
Austin Scott
I want Cate Blanchett to powerbottom me nohomo
Blake Cruz
>"I require only that. You, Niel."
Niel?
Why would he refer to Leonidas as Niel?
Cameron Bell
Fellow men of taste, I see.
Chase Sanchez
Didn't Xerxes have trannies in his harem? Forget Leonidas, I'm going to go mad after catching syphilis from my harem of persian femboys.
Juan Price
"Nah."
Brody Sanchez
I’ll do something better.
*starts sucking his dick*
Connor Perry
Did you know he was the office worker Laura Linney went home with in Love Actually?
Chase Brown
Was the phallus shaped shadow going through the triangular stairs symbol for a penis going into a vagina?
Isaac Hill
Not even memeing, why is Snyder so perfect, lads???
Brandon Gutierrez
Why did Frank Miller try to imply that the uber-gay Spartans who raped little boys on a regular basis were homophobic, but then create sexual tension between Leonidas and Xerxes?
Matthew Cruz
more like zirxes am I right? what gender is this thing?
James Brooks
>the uber-gay Spartans who raped little boys on a regular basis
How did this meme even start, Xenophon says that the Spartans repudiated pederasty
Kevin Ortiz
>Xenophon
Nobody cares about your imaginary fanfic characters, retard
Jacob Price
>"My Sup Forums friends, you bow to no one."
John Young
He has genuine visual talent
Owen Young
based
Kevin Ward
...
Carter Turner
>mfw I found out 300 was a true story
Henry Wilson
What?
Daniel Evans
"may you live forever"
why the FUCK did he meant by this
Aiden Hill
kino post, friend
Brody Miller
>not to men like you
Brody Bailey
to live with his shame forever, to be rewarded for his betrayal by being a live coward when the spartans were dead brave men
Camden Price
...
Austin Peterson
Bruce Jenner wanted to be a Spartan and Spartans want nothing more than to die in battle.
Michael Flores
True spartans die in battle and get rewarded in the afterlife. He was telling that manlet to fuck off, he wasn't a spartan.
Connor Rivera
Underrated
Isaiah Smith
>Shitalian plays an arab
What did they mean by this?
Ayden Flores
will we ever see how he gets BTFO?
youtube.com
Evan Reyes
Thanks OP, saw the thread and remembered this movie fondly. Downloaded in 1080p and just firing up now.
James White
He was actually a pretty reasonable fellow.
Xavier Watson
Kill yourself faggot.
John Clark
based
Camden Mitchell
Woman detected
Austin Wright
What fresh hell is this?
Brandon Roberts
VERY postmodern
Christian Smith
The structure is taken from kabbala. Somebody replaced all of the Jewish magic nonsense with memes.
Ethan Gutierrez
Maybe but Spartan boys were fucking so much between themselves that in Spartan marriages chicks had to be shaved bald to appear more masculine so having sex with a woman for the first time wasn't so traumatic.
Elijah Parker
>not knowing about the Battle of Thermopylae
Just how dumb were you?
Eli Roberts
bait
Mason Anderson
NO SQUIDWORTH NOOOOOOOOO