The complete contrast between the cheerful whimsical first film and the dark dramatic last and the changing color...

The complete contrast between the cheerful whimsical first film and the dark dramatic last and the changing color palette as the story gets darker.

Harry Potter is pure kino and everyone knows it.

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Kino? How could dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises be kino? Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though r-right

"No!"

The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

You have VERY low standards for kino

More like the franchise got more and more dull with every iteration becoming the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises.

Hey zach I thought you said half chan was redit
Why are you here again?

what

yea but not really though so no

The only passable films are the first 3, everything else is pure garbage.

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Just more proof that children's movies trying to pass as films for adults fall flat on their faces

all the blood left the body of this shit franchise and it got color corrected into neutral grey and puke green. it isn't kino, harry potter is plebian garbage and everyone knows it.

>changing color palette as the story gets darker.
That was fucking retarded. If you want your films to get "darker" maybe they should introduce more mature themes, not change the color grading. It's so superficial and childish.

David Fincher makes "dark" films but he doesn't color grade everything to look like Saving Private Ryan because he's not a hack.

>it isn't kino, harry potter is plebian garbage and everyone knows it except the watsonfag.
Fixed

>We'll take the pot!

Uhhh...?

Was it kino?
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>Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone have zero chemistry if you aren't a redditor
He must have meant "if you ARE a redditor", being one himself.

I really couldn't stand the creeping in of urban fantasy type stuff starting with the third movie

They do introduce more mature themes though.

the first two had that comfy Chris Columbus charm

>ary poda moobies are mature and daarc keeno

The logos show this.

capeshit tier hackery desu