So was there any merit in his "two squares" philosophy for bathroom etiquette?

So was there any merit in his "two squares" philosophy for bathroom etiquette?

Is two squares all you really need to wipe your ass?

It depends on how thick the paper is

It depends on how thicc the ass is

It depends on how thicc the poo is

It depends on how thicc the pipes are

It depends on how thicc the city's sewage plant is

It depends on how thicc the hand that wipes the arse is

No, he's just stingy and wants to spend as little as he can on TP

a bidet goes a long way

if you're a rabbit

you know what rabbits do right

But water costs will increase that way!
Let's have residents walk around with their hands and asses encrusted with shit - Frankie will take care of crumbs. :^)

To be fair, there was a lot of residents in Foster's; That's a lot of crapped bungholes.

Sure, if you shit out tiny dry pellets instead of meaty turds

I still hear him saying that sometimes when I'm taking a shit. I've never agreed with him because who the fuck only needs two squares?
Besides. Do imaginary friends really need to take big ol shits all the time?

But then how the hell do you dry your ass? You can't just use the toilet paper because it'll just crumble up and dissolve.

He's a rabbit

They poop out little pellets. He could probably use only one square. The second is him being generous

Biggest sewer lines I've ever seen for a toilet are eight inches.

I have proposed the possibility of whooping twelve inch sewer lines for toilets but it'll just narrow back down when it gets to the main sewer lines.

My boss claims he can wipe his ass in one.

Me? I've got chronic problems so I basically need a crapload of toilet paper.

So need one of those but... US. The few places that carry them charge more than a car.

do imaginary friends even take shits?

>toilet paper

I only use wet wipes.

mah nigga

They poop exactly as much as the person who imagines them imagines they would poop.
So yeah, think about that . I always assumed there's some kind of nightmare level where the Hannibal Lecters of imaginary friends are kept. I am sure there's a sea of poop down there.
A lot of the poop might be money or ice cream or rainbows, but still.

I do too but I still use toilet paper to dry my butt

Foster's was so mean spirited desu.