And then you'd leave!

>And then you'd leave!
To go find an attractive French woman?

>and they'd never come back

>It would make sense to do, considering you just lost one.

>and least I'm not a dirty frog

>Hey, bitch.. that's my friend you're talking to here...whore

>In your case, you'd probably settle for an attractive French sandwich

No no no NO NO NO NO NO WE WERE SO CLOSE

Please stop!

fugg

>WELL YOUR A DUMB BITCH
There, we won

>GET HER MILES. GET HER.

WE NEED MORE TIME

Shit response

>That's fine, atleast the sandwitch has meat on it.

>I came here to talk about Sneed's feed and seed not steamed hams

>that's so implausible that even in your fantasy they couldn't through with it
it's not hard. you guys are idiots

>German humor

Weak

hopefully to pick up some AIDS medication for them after being in your dumpster cooch.

you cant get aids from straight sex

t.guy who will get AIDS

ENOUGH!!!!!

Why did he change his last name?

>wait...you're a woman?

>tfw thinking of foods with "French" in their names and everyone starts laughing and you think it's about you but you have no idea what she said because you were fantasizing about "French Toast" while the interpreter was talking

>*take out dick and start masturbating*

There I solved it, can you guys fuck off now
Also check em

French hoe's BTFO.

>Funny, they certainly went through with it last night
Face it, Jonah can't win this one.

"Sending me away? But I'm your only shot in that scenario. They can both do way better. I'm pretty lazy, I'll usually settle for a 6."

They're both in LA. Did... did a couple of guys trick you into getting spit roasted? I had heard you had a drinking problem but...

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

>Non, silly Americans. It's an eating problem, and you have it!
How the fuck will Jonah ever recover

>at least then it wouldn't be roast beef

more time

based

>You wanna know my sexual fantasy?
>"yeah what's that jonah-"
*jonah rips off his pants and sits on her face*
>BRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

not gonna lie, this is classy and snappy. It is a very good comeback in a non-aggressive manner fit for the tone of a talk show

Are you drunk now? There is no need to lash out. Listen, we can get you help. Why don't we go to commercial.

What even the hell is this thread?

The roasties can't win user, we just need more time.

based

>you fantasize a lot about me being your pimp?
>thanks for not giving me chlamydia!
>I'm flattered you fantasize about me, but sadly I can't return the favor, as just like everyone else in the entertainment industry I have no idea who you are

Either of these would have worked

>yes, you won't need to ever worry about std because virgins can't get them

>So do I wait outside for you to bring me the money or what?

STOP

OH OKAY
GUESS I'M NOT A SERIOUS ACTOR THEN
GUESS I'M JUST A STUPID FAT CLOWN
A STUPID FAT CLOWN WHO WOULD POOP IN HIS PANTS LIKE THIS
AND TAKE THE POOP OUT AND EAT SOME LIKE THIS
YUM YUM YUMMY POOP BRAD PITT
DO YOU WANT SOME OF MY POOP BRAD PITT
OH NO YOU DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE A SERIOUS ACTOR AND I'M JUST A GOOFY SHIT EATING FAGGOT
*HUMS CIRCUS MUSIC WHILE GETTING NAKED AND CONTINUING TO EAT OWN SHIT*

>Feel free to wait outside because you clearly don't go there too often

>Pull down pants
>Shit on desk
>Kick shit in ornellas face

WE NEED MORE TIME

No comebacks work because the guy is actually ugly. Being ugly inherently detracts from your bants rights.

>Ornella Fleury? more like Nutella Flurry. Yum yum. Come on Miles, let's pack it up. This big boy's got a hankering for McDonalds. *gestures to the crowd* And I'm taking you all with me. On the house. McDonalds! McDonalds! McDonalds! Come on chant with me. *leaves the studio with a conga line of chanting frogs in his wake*

The comeback about how far above her he is in status, power and fame works pretty well.

no it doesn't because everyone would be snoring halfway through it

Depends on the delivery

You’d like that wouldn’t you fatty?

based

What a shit response. Are you german?