Sitcom wives

>who is the best wife/mother?
>who is better person?
>who would win in a fight?
>who is better in bed
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>who is the best wife/mother?
Marge
>who is better person?
Linda
>who would win in a fight?
Nicole
>who is better in bed
Nicole

you forgot 'who is the most fertile'

Literally this except
>who is better in bed
Francine's kinks are extraordinary, user. There isn't a thing out there she wouldn't do. Also, I'm not a _furry_.

Nicole has toon force.

the answer to all 4 is Peggy

Nicole, that's who.

in order of fuckability from least to most
>Marge
>Peggy
>Lois
>Beth
>Nichole
>Linda
>Francine

Francine best.

Toon Force + Sex = Toon Sex
This is a good point you have here, user. However, the point stands. I'd rather put my dick in Francine than Nicole. I have since I was a wee lad.

>who is the best wife
Marge
>who is the best mother
Linda
>who is better person?
Linda
>who would win in a fight?
Beth
>who is better in bed
Nicole

>Best wife/mother
Paula INB4 she's not on picrel. Full respect for mrs. Small. She's so well and "really f+ckin hot"
>better person
Pau... nah kidd... or not. Paula
>Fight winner
Nic
>better in bed
Yo mama so oldfashioned, but still great.
DESU, also Nic.
So, let's make extra round.
Paula Small vs Nicole Watterson
Rollin, odd number = Paula
even number = Nicole

>there are people that actually believe a cat can beat the daughter of the master of the universe

Time for something funnier: write the crossover

All Sup Forums moms are terrible characters that add nothing to the story.

I guess the answer is Nicole, for all of them.

>who is the best wife/mother?

Linda.

>who is better person?

Linda.

>who would win in a fight?

Nicole.

>who is better in bed

Francine.

I don't remember anything about the simpson, Loise is objectively he worst girl there and I don't watch king of the hill religiously enough to know much about peggy.

Linda is the best wife/mother
Nicole would win in a fight
Francine is the best in bed
Linda and Nicole are good women.

>there are people who actually think one episode claiming Beth is impressive changes something while every other episode made it very clear she is more pathetic than Jerry

R&M characters are glass cannons, user. The only thing keeping the protagonists alive is being the writers' power fantasy.

Don't forget she and Stan have been having boring, vanilla sex for ~twenty years, and she faked it so long her sexual tension literally became an evil poltergeist

>Loise
People who can't spell Lois make me irrationally angry.

Yeah, but it's not because he wasn't sexing her hard enough, but because he wasn't being sweet and loving while doing it, like all the little things like blowing on her neck and telling her "You're my favorite horse in the stable."

>who is the best wife/mother?
Linda

>who is better person?
Marge

>who would win in a fight?
Nichole can go all anime fighting

>who is better in bed
It is canon that Stan only married Francine because of her pussy game

>Only one Mom on this list isn't annoying, self-righteous and has managed to avoid every 'mom' cliche in the book without becoming an asshole.

You might as well have just made Francine the only one in your picture OP.

Peg could take all these bitches in a brawl.

>Francine
>not annoying
>no clichés
>not an asshole
Wew lad.

Linda isn't self righteous, they fliped this trope and made bob the moral compass of the family, linda is the silly one

Nicol can melt objects by staring at them, make people age years in second out of pure fear, she runs faster than the speed of sound, she can beat a t-rex in a hand to hand fight, she can fire energy beans with her hands and level a house with her punches

The "who would win in a fight" question is completely pointless

Only Linda is half-decent mother, although she's still pretty bad at it.

And maybe Nicole, but I have seen very little fo Gumball.

>got beated by a spoon, Gumball, a wall, Anais, etc.
Her power is toon force. It depends on the plot. Sometimes she is just a normal woman

>a spoon
when?

This.

>Paula
Who?

I think the most important question to ask here is who would win in a boggle competition?

Nicole
Linda
Nicole
Francine

The Spoon

Are you autistic bro

Swap Beth and Linda, then swap Lois and Linda's new spot and bingo

Beth has Rick's plot armor now.

Spitting mad truths right now


Minh>>>>>Nancy(post Redcorn arc) >Nancy(Redcorn arc) >Peggy

>Beth has Rick's plot armor now.

Explain how

So, no one likes Marge?

it took me a second to realize francine wasn't there twice

But she is there

>glass cannon
Yet no one in the multiverse can beat Rick

Linda for the first two and Nicole for the second two

>beth having any chance against Nicole "neck break" watterson.

opinion discarded like stained toilet paper

She can do it with prep-time

>who would win in a boggle competition
Beth. She is smart

Why do animated sitcom wives tend to be so ugly? The only one with a "decent" design is Nicole and she is just a fucking stick. A stick without any kind of sex appeal

Linda is the best mother, I would've said Marge but there's been too many episodes where they have her make bad decisions to point out how bad they are to the audience.
Peggy is the best person, she doesn't really know what she's doing but she's always doing her best and she's always trying. I wouldn't call her even close to a good mother, but she's a decently good role model for her kids.

>Peggy is the best person
>she doesn't really know what she's doing but she's always doing her best
By this logic Beth is a good person

No Beth knows what she's doing, she just lies to herself about it. She also defenitely does not try her best, and she's selfish.

Marge/Nicole, Marge/Nicole, Nicole, Francine

Your comparing Beth with said can't who can drain the youth of an adult with a glare

Yet she was unable to beat the orange bitch that bullied her and ran away screaming like a baby from a toothless man because she thought he was a cannibal also . Toon force depends on the plot. It doesn't work all the time.

>

Francine is by far my favorite. She's the only one who's actually funny in her own right and she's almost never annoying. Marge was generally decent in classic Simpsons but got ruined like everyone else when the show turned zombie. Beth used to just be boring but now she's awful. I'm pretty sure nobody on the planet actually likes Peggy. Can't really comment on the others.

Top Right
Bottom Left
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Bottom Center

Would fuck all of them, except for Peggy and Beth

At the same time?

>you could almost set your watch to the regularity of her terribad lack of skills and irresponsibility as a wife and mother
>she can... kick little boys in the junk?
>she's a frumpy 4/10 Midwestern busybody
No.

>best wife/mother
Linda
>better person
Linda
>win in a fight
Beth
>better in bed
Francine

Can I pick a different choice?

>>who is the best wife/mother?
Nicole
>>who is better person?
Nicole
>>who would win in a fight?
Nicole
>>who is better in bed
Nicole

Nicole
Nicole
Nicole
Francine

>who is the best wife/mother?
Linda & Nicole in that order.

>who is better person?
Linda.

>who would win in a fight?
Nicole.

>who is better in bed
Francine.... Or Lois.

Haw man. That episode was hilarious.

In order from best to worst
>Francine
>Linda
> Nicole
>Marge
>Peggy
>Beth
>Lois

Lois needs to fuck off.

Nicole has hulk strength, demon form, penance stare lite, anime dbz kung fu shenanigans, and crazy durability

Beth would get punched through a wall

>who is the best wife/mother?
Nicole, while flawed she is the only standing one to neither cheat on her husband nor out right put the kids in real harm intentionally .
>who is better person?
In moral terms over all likely Marge.
>who would win in a fight?
Nicole no question
>who is better in bed
toss up between Nicole and Louis because while Nicole seems like she be a freak in bed we have seen so many cutaway gags and what not that show Louis can and will do anything in the sack and with good measure.

Yeah no

All Nicole.
>best wife
Nicole can take all the flaws Richard has,while he doesn't bring any kind of economic support to the family, still loves him a lot.
>Best person
all other have a lot of flaws and are terrible persons, specially Peggy.
>win a fight
she enters into , literally, beast mode when on a physically challenge.
>best on bed
once again, beast mode, kitten attitude when undisturbed, tigress on a fight or sex.

>better person
>Marge
>the "if I don't enjoy it you shouldn't too" woman.

Linda isn't a bad person, she's just super stupid. Marge is better.

Remember that episode Francine bullied her son for being a loser when they went to the mother/son dance? Or when she told Stan she'd leave him if he gets Alzheimers?

Did you misread something on your way or did you seriously claimed that Marge "let's lie and escape from our kids so we can fuck" Simpson is a better person than deadpan Linda Belcher?

>itt: people don't get how toon force works

It depends on how fluent said character is with toon force, but even grandmasters in the sacred art have it backfire to them like Bugs Bunny when he's with the Tortoise and Nicole is no grandmaster.

Yep. Linda ruins her family's success almost all the time because she's dumb as hell. Not that Bob isn't just as self-defeating.

>no one thinks Beth would be best in bed

C'mon. Pent up aggression, deeply insecure, daddy issues. The perfect crazy cocktail for the perfect crazy fuck.

The only one I can't fap to is the Bob's Burgers broad

>Putting a toon force character in with a bunch of norms

Shit thread.

Never had to beg the kids for money tho.

Nicole isn't a toon force master. She is a toon puppet. What she is can do depends on the plot. In a crossover with Marge or Linda she is going to be a normal woman

Francine
Francine
Francine
Francine

All other wives are shit

This guy gets it

>psychopath slicing up the physical equivalent of teletubbies
>tough

Beth is fucking horrible.

Does she have any single redeeming qualities?

>Beth is fucking horrible
Worse. She is smart.

>Nicole
Seems a bit out of place.

fun fact
paula's original VA molestd little girls

The the art style?

Not just that. But also the fact that Gumball is more slapstick than a sitcom.

That's Beth

Well meme'd

Was she hot?

...

post cancellation Family Guy has way more slapstick than Gumball