>Sales of dildo sex toys inspired by the Academy Award-winning film Shape of Water have skyrocketed following its success at the Oscars, The Wrap reports.
>The dildos, which are inspired by a character known as the ‘Amphibian Man,’ reportedly sold out within 20 minutes of the film being awarded the Oscar for Best Picture at Sunday’s award ceremony.
>“Our sales have gone through the roof!” the dildo’s sculptor told the outlet. “All ‘Shape of Water’ toys sold out as soon as I posted them… in less than 20 minutes!”
>The sculptor, who works under the name Ere, added that she is considering creating another batch of similar dildos, saying that there was a “pretty good amount” of demand since Sunday.
>The dildos, which are 100 percent silicon and based on what they believe the ‘Amphibian Mans’ penis would look like.
> “I’ve been anticipating this movie for a while,” Ere said last month. “The shape, the character design are gorgeous — and I love [Guillermo] del Toro’s work.”
Well, this should definitely dispel the idea that this shit doesn't effect people. God, we live in insane times
Xavier Powell
its the only time the term "action figure" is correctly used, you twit
Alexander Lewis
Wait, so I can just make some movy's until I get respectable then make however many movys I want about my fetish and everyone will accept it including sexy woman?
>Sales of dildo sex toys inspired by the Academy Award-winning film Shape of Water have skyrocketed following its success at the Oscars, The Wrap reports excelllennnttt
Brody Green
The Disney Beast is cute. Sad he changed to human, even Belle was sad for no more Beast dick and his big furry body holding her tight.
Henry Barnes
I feel like we only knew that here from seeing so many people go downhill from /d/ or trap threads.
Juan Smith
I really want to have sex with the fish man
Aiden Williams
These "women" are trash
Cameron Mitchell
>Sup Forums "purists" act appalled by such display of degeneracy
>proceed into threads about boipussy, monstergirls, sissyfication, anime waifus, and BLACKED
Brayden Rogers
i actually dont do any of those things
Colton Cook
>dailystormer
Jesus fucking christ, have we come so low to use this shitrag as a source now?
Jonathan Cox
You're not fooling away, template user
Jackson Hughes
>Not being into xeno dicks long before this film
Do normies really do this?
Kevin Howard
This was smart as hell on their part. The movie basically catered to liberal, empowered, virtue signaling white women. Guaranteed most of the women who saw this movie are lonely enough to need a dildo, might as well spice it up and let them live out their gross, inter-species fantasy.
Grayson Sanders
*distant sound of jingling shekels*
John Hughes
listen I'll say this no bullshit, you mean to tell me, that's if Kermit was fucking, if he had a dick, and he rolls up to your girl at. a club and he's like "wanna fuck" that she's not going for it???
No way. dude he's got it. He's IN man.
ILl be straight with you Kermit is WHAT the women want and you can't argue look at it this way just look at the guy
You all are so fuckd that your can't even come pete. Why am I even telling you this you already know
Jayden Allen
And Th𝐚t's A Good Thing™
Owen Cruz
Literally everything that's surrounding the Sup Forumstard is true.
Landon Baker
I'm willing to bet that it's mostly men who buy these dildos.
Grayson Lewis
really initiates my walnuts, senpai 4 u
Logan Perez
Let's not flounder around here: women are not watching this movie for the halibut. The sole reason women like this film is because they have a fish man fetish. And women are not koi about their fetishes. They want to have their eggs fertilized by a fish stick.
Cooper Cooper
furry sex toys aren't even a remotely new thing your mongoloid
Liam Hernandez
>be over at girls house after date preparing for sex >she's in bathroom rewashing her filthy flesh as instructed >find fish dildo in her belongings >it reeks of fresh sin >leave without bestowing dick >do not return phone calls
Chase Russell
Fuck off youngfags.
Grayson Scott
>Sup Forums incels are unironically sexually threatened by a fictional amphibian man OH NONNONO HHAHAHAHA
Landon Edwards
kek
Jack Hall
white men btfo
imagine being replaced by superior black men and then again by amphibian men. white race extinct when?
Alexander Taylor
So in a scale between normal and dragon dildo, where do fish dildos fall?
Landon Myers
fish dildoes > dragon dildoes > black dildoes >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>white dildoes
Easton Rodriguez
>lists "look at these charts", as though having data to back up your claims is bad
>mostly men Good guess. I didn't think of it but it makes much more sense.
This image would work much better without any captioning.
>koi kek
Hudson Sullivan
Is anyone else just not bothered by women getting off to being fucked by a fish? Do I have any room to talk when I spent 15 minutes making a fifi and 2 hours cumming in it to videos of traps? I mean, at the very least, you have to figure it's doing women some good to open their minds and see what they like besides Jensen Ackles and Chris Pratt. Removing their sexual outlets in private solitude and sexually repressing them just reinforces a very strict, vanilla, hypergamous mindset where they put all their chips into holding out for a hyper-Chad of which there are very very few, which benefits neither them or—to be frank here—any guys on the internet angry about fish dildos. All statistics point to people actually being the most promiscuous in the '90s, and it went straight off a cliff when the internet let them figure themselves out. Would you rather all these women go back to the so-called "cock carousel" and atrophy their pair bonding capabilities? >koi wew
Daily Stormer isn't a realiable source of information.
However, your trips are.
Aiden Torres
>Daily Stormer isn't a realiable source of information.
You can't even spell "reliable" nor can you click the link to see how the information was sourced.
typical SJW faggot.
Brayden Collins
>You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.
Adrian Gonzalez
Fishmen are the only beings capable of enduring roastie pussy stank. It's only natural that they desire fishdick since only then will the putrid stank of their malodorous holes be lost... like tears in the rain.
Tyler Allen
women really getting desperate now that men dont care about them
Wyatt Murphy
I think all kikes should be gassed and niggers should hang/go back to africa and even I think Daily Stormer is trash
I also hate the insectoid Chinese and Poos
Ryan Sullivan
>dailystormer end yourself
Christopher Collins
Is it just me or does that thing look like it would be extremely uncomfortable? It looks like it has teeth jutting out from the shaft. I know plenty of dildos are ribbed, but this just looks painful.
Jason Morales
Why watch the Shape of Water when you can watch pic related?
William Harris
not soon enough
Nicholas Foster
When will women get over the "self cleaning oven" meme and stop being disgusting?
Samuel Ward
>All statistics point to people actually being the most promiscuous in the '90s, and it went straight off a cliff when the internet let them figure themselves out. This makes sense and gives me hope for humanity. I had seen the stats but never thought of it.
Matthew Allen
Good post.
Jackson Anderson
You're right. Fucking a fifi which only stays warm for 30 seconds is comparable to gigantic dildos and dogs.
Jaxson Jenkins
My point isn't that this hasn't existed before the film, which is absurd, it's that Hollywood can effectively disseminate these fetishes efficiently. People previously unaware of these fetishes can now become susceptible towards it
Liam Russell
This movie is the first step in creating acceptance for lizardmen, isn't it.
Xavier Kelly
>People previously unaware of these fetishes can now become susceptible towards it
Alexander Bailey
You mean they weren't already through the roof after Hellboy 1 & 2?
Tyler Thompson
Liggers are not frogs you fucking retard. End your life. I mean it go fucking kill yourself you subhuman piece of fucking trash. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Jace Foster
Looks like my dick
Christopher Ward
Would the movie still play out the same way if the fishman looked like picrelated and not like a buff humanoid with fins?
Mason Richardson
I want to believe.
Lucas Morris
what about amphibian fleshlights?
Jayden Allen
Raptor Jesus Christ, user, chill, I used that image because I didn't find the thinking emoji right away. Go eat a tarantula or something you scaly fucking autist.
John Cooper
is the movie set in the lovecraft univers?
Dylan Flores
15 minutes in and the amount of I'M DIRECTING already makes me want to jump out the window. Does it get any better?
James Parker
Is it superior to a Dragon dildo? Not likely.
Dylan Davis
HAHAHA HOW CAN MAMMALS EVEN COMPETE?
Isaiah Reyes
>super niche aquatic dildo sells dozens a year >fish sex: the movie is released >super niche aquatic dildo sells dozens a month
Skyrocketing.
Jace Ramirez
>sells 5 instead of 2 FASTEST GROWING MARKET
Juan Reyes
Im mining bitcoin to resale dildos
Ryder Williams
>w*men Giving them voting rights was the biggest mistake of modern world
Kayden Brooks
>tfw you put your $6,724 life savings into fishcoin in November Nocoiners and shitcoin plebs on suicide watch. Fishmen are SCALING your women and making me rich.
Gabriel Murphy
>everyone on this site is just one person How did you know?
Bentley Parker
You mean does it change? Nah. Actually the visual games, retro film references and mannerisms are kind of what it has going for it. The actual adventure is balls
Brandon Richardson
It is 2018, people. Come on. Really.
Jordan Jackson
>women are dumb consumerists news at 11
Blake Sanders
...
Xavier Phillips
>get home from work >grab a bite to eat from the fridge >sit down and browse Sup Forums for a laugh >see this Why am I not surprised anymore?
Sebastian White
Have you not seen the works of David Cronenberg?
Jayden Myers
Any reason why I should give a fuck?
Christian Baker
it's just like my Japanese Animes!
Grayson Turner
AYO WATHCU GON DO BOUT IT LAND BOI
Easton Gray
Whats wrong with monster girls?
Jaxson Thomas
I heard the lady in this movie has a surprisingly solid ass and set of tits, but I can't seem to find screens anywhere.
Cooper Morales
meh, manchilds buy action figures to hot glue them, everyone knows that people are perverts, news at 11!!
Jose Mitchell
i saw a screencap not too long ago, can confirm. made me diamonds as i've always had a thing for her since I saw her in Submarine. Absolute mummykino in that film.
Camden Miller
Universal Monsters (but not really) There's a few (very, very few) pseudo-references to Lovecraft and the Deep Ones, but you need to have read the stoties recently and have a big ass imagination and see relevance where it might no even be.
Carter Flores
They're not gonna immediately fill you up, but they'd make you happy if you took her home from a bar at 2am
Xavier Rogers
Del Taco was asked to take over the Dark Universe in 2007 (he said no). TSOW could technically fit between Drac Untold and The Mummy. Sort of. I don't think it's the same studio that made them, but whatever. He said ge regretted not saying yes back then and now he made what he himself calls a Black Lagoon movie.
Andrew Anderson
BIG L A COCK K F I S H
Matthew Morgan
>dildo >dil do >del do >del to >del toro HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!!
Caleb Wright
SCALED
Julian Harris
>The Daily Stormer
Aiden Stewart
Amphibians don't have penises though.
Christopher Gomez
Sup Forums is always wrong
Isaiah King
>dailystormer
Chase Thomas
>googles amphibian penises to see if it's true >shit, I used google image instead of regulWHAT THE FUUUUUU
Cooper Hill
Lets be honest. If the genders were switched, and the movie was about some awkward janitor fucking a cute fishgrill, Sup Forums would've hailed it as the greatest thing ever
Josiah Baker
duh
Joseph Clark
Gonna need a source for this degeneracy. Not horny, just curious.
Lincoln Torres
wrong. Avatar was about some dude fucking a "cute" cat girl and yet Quaritch was a much more popular character on Sup Forums and Sully was criticised as a species traitor
Sup Forums users put patriotism to humanity before getting their dick wet .