ITT: Movies with zero rewatchability

Starting with an easy one.

I gotchu pham

>rewatching movies

I never rewatch movies, I watch a new one everyday. When movies are so easy to download for free these days there's no point in just watching the same ones over and over.

>screenplay by David Hayter
Snake?

This one is unwatchable the first time around.

all of them

The Revenant has nothing worth rewatching.

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Interstellar
Loved it when i saw in theater, i rewatched it one year later and i got realy bored

Pleb opinion

Inception is great though.

No Country For Old Men (2007). What a pile of shit.

wrong
i thought this was utter shit the first time but rewatched it years later and it was fantastic

I watched Inception like 10 times. I really like this movie.

Inception is just two hours of exposition. It's mindnumbing.

Bait.

Thanks, been meaning to rewatch this

All Shyamalan's movies.

A 6/10 movie that becomes a 7/10 movie the second time you watch

Too bad you’ll have no desire to actually watch it a second time

>he thinks this is bait
Here's the moral of No Country For Old Men.
Seemingly decent people can let greed overcome them, intelligent people can make mistakes, others can pay for those mistakes with their lives and the nature of fate can (and will) affect everyone. However if, as a lawman dedicated to upholding justice, you feel that your adversary is just a little too cunning for you to apprehend? Don't worry. Complain to your friend, go home to your wife and tell her about a dream you had about your father.

You'll feel better in the morning.

That’s not the moral of the movie you fucking faggot

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I think that movie is a lot like shutter island, BOth feature the same actor, and involve dreams with wives and children, they also feature a beach. They are both from 2010.

This. The movie explains too much shit for it to really be entertaining a second time around. The first time is amazing but after that? Eh.

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>I watch a new movie everyday
>2/3 of them suck
>I can't remember half of them 3 months later
>Never think for more than 10 minutes about a film
Why do you hate movies so much, film critic ?

Great argument. The entirety of Inception is Nolan just explaining what's going on instead of showing it. It's awful. Even in the final half hour where you'd expect the movie would be allowed to breath a bit, it's just more rampant exposition.

The average Coen Brothers fan, everyone.

>DUDE EXPOSITION FOR PSEUDO-INTELLECTUALS LOL

>Dude only pseuds can't stand to sit a second time through two hours of exposition they already heard just turn off you brain lmao

What did you mean by this post?

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Want to see my penis?

Capeshit is 4/10 at best.

(You)

The Game with Michael Douglas

MCU
DCEU

Loved this 1st time round. 2nd time it was boring as fuck.

>watching them in the first place

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Whether or not that's the "moral" of the film is irrelevant. Film, like every other visual art, is primarily about form and aesthetic. If you want story watch a stage play; if you want morals watch an after school special.

Who even remembers this best picture winner?

>director's cut has brief nudity
that would be a really easy way to get me to rewatch this movie

Memento

fpbp

I do
Because I watched it for the first time not that long ago

I've watched this kino more than 7 times already. Cmon fight me.

A second viewing is necessary for Memento

t. brainlet

But I rewatch the lotr trilogy at least twice a month.

Once you know the twist there is no point of watching it again

memepool

There hasn't been a deserving best picture winner since No Country For Old Men. It's all forgettable shit. No one talks about Spotlight or The Artist either.

>likes Inception
>uses the word 'kino'

Checks out.

I've seen it on weed the first and got pretty caught by the cinematography, so it probably wouldn't be so bad the second time. The plot is mediocre, but it's still an adaptation.

>The King's Speech won over The Social Network
>The Artist won over The Tree of Life
>Argo won over Zero Dark Thirty
Crimes

12 Years a Slave was pretty good, and Birdman was at least interesting.

Shutter Island

Most MCU movies.

Any Hitchcock flick

The Ritual
Phantom Thread
Martin
Golden Exits
Schilnder's List
The Wandering Jew 2: American Tail

Yes. Pretty good screenwriter desu
Dude also wrote I think the first two x men movies
And had a pre-mcu black widow film in pre production likely inspired by mgs that got canned when other female capes hit like elektra and catwoman bombed. Dude was so invested in the script that he named his daughter after the main character. Wouldn’t be surprised if they adapt his screenplay for when the inevitable black widow film comes our way.

>The Ritual
Oh so much this

What ever I don't feel like rewatching.

Seriously though you can argue any movie is or isn't rewatchable.

What if while you were lookin into dem dey were lookin into you?!

anything made after 2000

I watch this atleast once a month

The Departed

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Supreme bait.

That movie is incredibly overrated

how did brainlets find this difficult to follow?

I might be austic but I watch the same 50-100 favourite movies all the time. (Most I have seen twice, the best ones 5+ times) I rarely ever watch new movies because I don't like watching something which might turn out to be shit...

This is the first movie I thought about.

Also, The Others, which is basically the same kinda story.

Literally every Nolan movie

I rarely ever watch new movies. I can't remember the last time I watched a movie from awards season.

Why would anyone subject themselves to this borefest ever again?

Nice bait

this is unironically my most watched film, watch it once a month at least

>The King's Speech
but that one is actually great, you dumb faggot

This fucking thing

Letters of Iwo Jima is great
It's Flags of our Fathers that's pretty boring and dull. I mean, the whole movie teases you that it's going to be about Iwo Jima battle but 70% of the movie takes place in mainland USA where some guys who suffer from PTSD sell war bonds.