Brit/pol/ - Best friends edition

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>Sharia law being administered in shop basements, MPs told
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/01/sharia-law-being-administered-in-shop-basements-mps-told/

>Call for action to tackle growing ethnic segregation across UK
theguardian.com/society/2016/nov/01/call-for-action-to-tackle-growing-ethnic-segregation-across-uk

>Louis Smith: British Gymnastics bans four-time Olympic medallist for insulting Islam
bbc.co.uk/sport/gymnastics/37832754

>Amber Rudd praised for resisting calls for Battle of Orgreave inquiry amid fears it would be 'stick to beat the Thatcher government'
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/10/31/amber-rudd-praised-for-resisting-calls-for-battle-of-orgreave-in/

>'Increasingly aggressive’ Russia a growing threat to UK, says MI5 head
theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/oct/31/andrew-parker-increasingly-aggressive-russia-a-growing-threat-to-uk-says-mi5-head

>Mark Carney to leave Bank of England in June 2019
bbc.co.uk/news/business-37829069

>Keith Vaz joins Commons justice committee
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37829906

>Online profiles reveal ‘child migrant’ claims to be 22 years old
breitbart.com/london/2016/10/31/online-profiles-reveal-child-migrant-22-years-old/

>SNP MP slapped down for saying British Government should hand priceless Elgin Marbles back
express.co.uk/news/politics/727325/SNP-Elgin-Marbles-Brendan-O-Hara-House-of-Commons

>Raheem Kassam pulls out of leadership race
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37821383

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good morning lads

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Karen

>tfw no fit-but-autistic gf
youtube.com/watch?v=Dk8GI43syjA

why do the best nutcase threads come out at night?

Can I squeeze your muscles?

"SAS: who dares wins" on channel 4. cucked as fuck. Muhammad, Moses the black guy some of the recruits. literally.

>theguardian.com/society/2016/nov/01/call-for-action-to-tackle-growing-ethnic-segregation-across-uk

Fuck me this shit is depressing to read

Of course they left comments out.

You get channel 4 in Ireland?

>"SAS: who dares wins"
I saw that advertised and thought it was the movie with Lewis Collins.

This board is going to be such an unfathomably insane display of collective mayhem on November the 8th. I'm somewhat looking forward to the conclusion to this saga. Its also my birthday on the 8th November. Cake desu.

We must not let Brit/pol/ be buried.

This is our bong bunker.

Channel 4 is probably our most left-wing TV channel

What's in his bag, lads?

The future is bright.
The future is ARYAN FREE.

it comes with sky box

I haven't been on the rest of the board for weeks, because of all the chaos

Lets see (((Guardian writers))) do as they preach first, and maybe people will follow in their footsteps. Oh wait, they're just cowardly cunts shouting from their posh white London ivory towers.

The sooner you realise most Brits are binge drinking football watching X factor watching drug taking tattooed degenerates the better. This kind of article used to drive me mad but I came to the realisation most of the white people are cunts too. Most people in Britain are cunts in fact. I hoped Brexit would make a difference but I couldn't give a fuck anymore. I give up with it.

Not gonna lie, former brexit voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching the United Kingdom crash and burn. But in all seriousness we should stay in.

lube, lots of lube

The whole show is a shit. It's all fake as fuck. It's just x-factor for people who like camping.

Only one video in the OP lads. Standards are slipping.

kys famalamily

Ye it is a bit cucked but I think they did it to encourage more minorities to join the forces. It is a TV show, not the real thing. I enjoy watching it the show though.

Tunnocks Teacakes.

desu

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The weaker pound has seen my business take off. Exported two custom landrovers this week. 20K profit for me. While I'm not the UK I can with some confidence say "bugger off Yank"

I dunno but why has Vin Diesel parked in a disabled bay?

A tape measure and note pad of course (and a saveaway ticket).

thesun.co.uk/living/2078748/as-global-relations-turn-frosty-is-the-uk-going-to-bring-back-cold-war-nuclear-attack-warning-system/

4 minute warning might be coming back lads, we cold war 2 now.

>shit tier chocolate
>disgusting slimy marshmallow
>vile soggy busicuit

Why are Anime faggots so obsessed with them?

Fuck Racist Fuck Brexitors and fuck Farage

Splitter

Another cold war is annoyingly good for globalism.

Top roping is really simple, and you can teach yourself the knots (figure of eight or bowline) in about 5 minutes. Abseiling is equally easy, but you can learn about that later after learning how to use a belay device.

I started indoors as a boulderer because I had nobody to climb with, but later found partners to do roped climbing with. Gyms make a good starting point because they generally have lots of beginner-level problems to practice on, so you can learn the movement safely without frustration.

make a mans head
strangle him
then poke him in the face

Perfect knot

Is anything actually going to get done lads, I would have thought becoming a minority in our own capital would have been the wake up call. Starting to lose hope.

London is gone. I was in a taxi yesterday and the radio was playing radio one discussing how hard it is to be British and black, how "you have to hide yourself and personality to get a job"

WHO TURNS ARYAN KIDS TO MASH
WHO WIPES DRESDEN OFF THE MAP?

WE DO! WEEE DOOOO.

WHOSE BLOOD FILLS OUR RESERVOIRS
WHO GETS SHIPPED INSIDE FREIGHT CARS?

GERMS DOOO, GERMS DOOO.

Rite.

Listen here you insufferable toerag.

There is nothing, NOTHING, bad about processed marshmallow confectionery. The Tunnocks Teacake is an important part of the heritage of the United Kingdom.

The chocolate is cheap and flavourless enough to not override the marshmallow centre piece.

The marshmallow is slimy because a chewy teacake wouldn't compliment tea very well.

The biscuit has that iconic dry sawdust texture and isn't soggy in the slightest.

REEEEEEE

anime faggots will be the first to go on the day of the rope

I've never entirely understood this meme. It's like a David Icke level conspiracy. Didn't it all start with one autistic German Rimmer

I'm still holding out on there being secret labs somewhere producing ethnic bioweaponry. There's just too much secretive shit going on that we're not privy to, hopefully some of it's not evil and working against us.

>Beady Anglo
>meme

It's funny to see 200lb roided up chavs and niggers throwing tantrums and crying because they spent a few hours without food and were made to crawl through a muddy puddle. Lifting weights and pinning test up your arse doesn't prepare you for actual physical and mental hardship strangely enough. A real microcosm of modern masculinity desu.

>disgusting Scottish lump of processed sugar

You can keep it.

Sorry m8 I'm the one the usually put loads of vids in the OP. Only put one in was because was in a rush to make this thread because previous one died before anyone made a new one.

kek are you ready for the interracial breeding grounds to become real?

Trump and Pence (or Pences) from the future
top kek

If gene coded weapons became a thing there is a very good chance we get wiped out. If anyone were to actually be researching this I think it'd be China.

i know it's stupid asfuck but i can't stop reading them

>hopefully some of it's not evil and working against us.
This is much more likely.

Thanks m8 definitely going to take this up in January. Live on outskirts of London so there should be loads of places for me to go. Any tips for fitness/strength or what knots and equipment I should learn about?

Yeah I think everyone would likely be collectively shafted, but at least we're fairly genetically varied compared to Han Chinese and stuff (and Africa still hasn't decoded any genomes, so we're pretty safe from them). I know Russia has banned exports on all biological samples, so I guess they have some vested interests hidden somewhere.

"Cantle called for “salesmanship” of the positive benefits of mixed areas, including the cultural choices, and activities. We’ve never sold the idea that mixed communities are more exciting places with more going on,” he said, adding that after the Brexit vote there had been a bit of move in the opposite directions with the immediate surge in hate crime."

I miss when the Gaurdian had comments. They were surprisingly red pilled.

European capitals have always been like this.You have lots of quarters (more than four). Jewish, Rusian, Somalian etc. Drive a few miles up the road and everything is ok again.

I like the ghettos. I'd rather they lived there than next to me.

I think family planning (contraception) should be part of the citizen test though. Yes, you too Paddy. Global warming is caused by oxygen thieves.

Kek.

Genetically aren't Europeans fairly similar to muscovites?

Also correct me if I'm wrong but Wasn't there a study done which suggested that diverse areas naturally lack any kind of cohesion?

Really makes one's neurons activate

This is all a fucking game. Fiat currency is fucked. Global economies are on the brink and have nowhere near recovered from 2008 with a bigger recession looming. They can do nothing to resolve that without causing another global war which essentially presses the reset button as you can offset currencies against each other.

Thankfully the UK managed to vote leave and we have devalued ours so we're the first on the path to resolving the problems. Although if everybody works against us we're deeper in the shit than we ever could have imagined. But if we get a good government in it won't matter anyway because the whole system will be reset at some point.

>tfw got some rum and wicked poisons in
>tfw you start thinking DUDE DEEP thoughts

I might as well just accept it and light some fucking incense

you can buy them cheap in aldi
supermarket of choice for the bedroom-in-parents'-house-dwelling neet

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theguardian.com/world/2016/nov/01/segregation-blackburn-whalley-range

>whites are moving out expressly because minorities are taking over
>'b-but if we make white people mix, they'll see how nice it is and like it'

Now matter how bad things get, the politicians, academics and large sections of the press will cling on to the diversity is strength meme.
Given half a chance, white areas will have diversity quotas imposed on them. They'd stop whites moving out of inner city areas if they could, but I think that would be a step too far.

What are you talking about?

All we need to do is remove the deficit by removing socialist policy. State Pensions are already being phased out and they've been killing our income for years.

They do have comments still. It's selective.

I'm writing a paper on the issue of parliamentary sovereignty versus popular sov. What concerns me is that although we as a nation voted Brexit, parliament can (and will) be allowed to fuck it. The Diceyan analysis is too strong, and yes they'll all lose their seats in 2020 but that's too far away for the public consciousness.

By the way, quote from what sounds like an interesting book:

Everyone in a position of power held the same opinion. Diversity was a good in itself, so making Britain truly diverse would enrich it and bring 'significant cultural contributions', reflecting a widespread belief among the ruling classes that multiculturalism and cultural, racial and religious diversity were morally positive things whatever the consequences. This is the unthinking assumption held by almost the entire political, media and education establishment. It is the diversity illusion

Book- diversity illusion

Quite close but it's surprising how unrelated we are, when it's actually genetically mapped out. Used to have a really great infographic map thing on global ethnic groups but I can't find it, bugger.

Isn't that nice of them.
>no comments on this Goyim. You might see something you don't like. Feel free to talk about this article on Lesbian lobster farmers in rural Shropshire and their alternative life choices, including the plight of the lesser clawed knobbler.

Let me know if it pops up user. I'd like to see that sometime.

>he shows that diversity is leading to an increasingly fragmented society that believes in everything and nothing at the same time, and lacks the will to deal with immigration in a way that will prevent rather than create problems for future generations.

Sounds like The Adam Curtis documentary he'll never make

Lads, my doggo is having a dream

Diversity is more of an issue in ethnic areas. Immigrants ghettoise themselves by moving into areas en masse and forcing out the locals. If the Diversity quotas said "No area will have less than a 75% local population" rather than it being 100% Pakistani they may be of use.

But it is still skirting the issue, this country is too attractive to the Lazy, if we removed Social Benefits then even with a free movement deal, Immigration would drop massivly and only skilled labour or areas with a lack of labour would immigrate.

They close the comments pretty quick sometimes

theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/oct/17/the-guardian-view-on-child-refugees-who-is-a-brothers-keeper

Boys will my GP be able to give me medication for muh depression/anxiety?

I've tried dealing with it myself cos I don't want to be pilled up but it's a bit too much desu I'm getting pissed about it.

Also anyone been given meds for it and can tell me how they are

Law fag?

Statute overruling Commonlaw and Equity is retarded.

>Crash and burn

What?

Don't see why not.

Just a word of warning though, SSRI's tend to kill your libido - and you won't see any difference in your mood for about a month.

I like to think there's an alarm somewhere in the guardian offices. Next to the picture of Lenin and across from the coconut water-fountain, it flashes bright red and rings out an alert that their agenda is being questioned.

I've really come to loathe traditional media in this current yank election cycle and yet we still seem to be clawing it back.p

exercise and eat well you faggot, you'll fell a million times better.

>tfw just starting to go down with flu and stuck awake shivering like a girl

And try this first before taking anything

I had some very serious depression for a couple years (lost fiance, father and cake within a whisker of losing my qualifications) as I wanted to join the forces (finally got round to joining the reserves) I decided to tough it out unmedicated. I am not sure I made the right choice.

sleep well doggo

might refer you to a specialist first mate

I gym it 3-4 times a week at eat to fit my macros, been through CBT therapy and that's not done much, medication is definitely the choice I want the least.

citalopram 20mg

evens your mood out a bit, still feel tired all of the time, like user said libido is tough at first, you have to work your dick into a fucking frenzy to cum on it at first, but it got easier after a while.

Correct.

We know parliament has (nearly) unlimited sovereignty. What is fascinating is as a thought exercise consider this: most of UK pop actually wants the death penalty back. Parliament would never legislate for it though. Do they have to if we have a referendum on it? I say yes.

I know this sounds retarded but get in bed under loads of blankets and eat loads of ice lollies. I've had great success artificially lowering my body temperature to induce a fever when it rises. It knocks colds dead.

>(lost fiance, father

They died? Fuck m8

One cheated on me and the other died. Gave me a bit of a battering emotionally. Still miss that slut in some ways: haven't been able to trust a woman since.

Is she OK now, did you take her to the vets?

>Have always been like this

Fucking kys you sad cunt. What the fuck are you talking about? Do you know anything?

Have you ever been anywhere other than Madrid, Paris and London?

A Jewish quarter existed in most capitals while the eternal Jew tried to take over banking and laundering but they were successfully kicked the fuck out many times by everybody. Unfortunately we allowed their return.

That's about it though. When you hear about 'MUHHH MUSLIMS HAVE BEEN IN THE UK FOR CENTURIES!!!!' we're actually talking about 4 or 5 muslim traders living here, under control, to enable trade. Not fucking millions of cunts.

Get a grip of yourself you defeatist twat.

>most of the white people are cunts too
yes, but they're our cunts. Immigration didn't cause large sections of the country to be superficial, ignorant, celebrity and sports obsessed, entitled and chavvy, but it has made it worse, if only by diverting funds and attention that could have been spent on some tough love for some of our own.

Before some wag thinks to say it. Yes she cheated and he died. Not the other way around. Though she might as well be dead to me.

>Do they have to if we have a referendum on it?

Are you asking?

The UK constitution is based largley on Convention, they are expected to carry out our wishes but not bound to it.

Theoretically, it is in their best interests to carry out our will as parliment is answerable to the Electorate and Parliment cannot bind future Policy of be bound bu past Policy.

But the issue is as I think you said, they can cause a hell of a lot of damage between gaining power and answering to the electorate.

Yeah it's brutal. I'm only really unJUSTing myself after my fiance nearly five years later

>and cake
My condolences user

was gonna make that joke but thought it'd be callous

There should be a referendum on immigration limits.

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