Do Americans actually do this?

Do Americans actually do this?

Go bald?

Wear shoes indoors? Yes most of them do.

wear a watch? yeah, some of them

Pizza? Yeah. Nice cold slice in the morning ain’t bad. But cold Chinese food? Yuk!

Be male? Yeah they use to but it's a dying tradition

Leftover food? No never.

I've worn polo shirts on occasion

Have empty fridges? No, this is completely unrealistic.

Have empty refrigerators? Never.