Wine is for Supreme Gentlemen

Beer is for degenerate savages. Why are you not enjoying the fine subtleties of wine?

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What's your favorite?

Mine is Cabernet Sauvignon with fine cheeses. Of course, most savage brutes would not be able to appreciate it.

We do it a lot here

Wine is stupid. You either pay 10 bucks for drinkable stuff, or 20 dollars when you're trying to get laid

white wine is for pussies unless it's sparkling

Merlot is GOAT

Beer is much better:

>Tons of different styles
>Within those styles are many different takes on the style
>Have even gotten down to substyles
>There's a taste for everyone
>Tastes aren't as subtle as wine either

whats a good beginner wine

Elliot, you should smile more, just have fun, relax a little, don't be so tense, be yourself.

Fuck off degenerate savage

A Merlot or Cabernet Merlot

>Americano lecturing everyone on wine

Pinot Noir master race reporting.

My palate is oversensitive to sourness, so all wine tastes like vinegar for me. I've tried for years to persist in forcing myself to drink it, but eventually stopped because it's still just as awfully sour as it was on day one. The sourness is blocking out all other flavours. I envy all those who can enjoy wine, but I must say it's just plain nasty for me.

Wine makes me feel bloated, beer goes down well, I dunno why

The more hops in a beer, the more estrogen in men. Google it.

I'm from California, Pierre. We have some of the best wine country in the world.

these, or Cisco is good too

Me too. I think they refer to that as dryness or some shit. It all gives me a headache also.
Give me Bourbon or nothing at all.

Wog drink.

So is craft beer with its excessive hops the reason why we have a nu-male hipster problem?

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Gewürztraminer
Moscato d'Asti
Riesling
Beaujolais Nouveau
Syrah
Rose

ignore this

YEAH BITCH
CONNOISSEURS CAN SUUCC IT

That's the good stuff.

Phytoestrogen =/ estrogen.

If you're afraid of phytoestrogens then I hope you don't eat wheat, drink coffee and definitely don't smoke weed.

>drinking alcohol

hey everyone im mike call me fresh mike for short if you are gay is there an ideal wine? malbec maybe?

I'm in Virginia and we certainly have our own vineyards but I like Dynamite better than any of the local stuff.

Hey man, we saved french vineyards when you had your blights a few years back.

Alcohol is degenerate

I enjoy a nice goon bag but tonight I have a jug of Livingston

He is the sole reason why you beat your kids, beat his fucking ass into submission, i guarantee he was always an uppity little shit that talked back against his parents and then left on his bmw.

>chillable red

I am.

>flag

>Acting superior and cultured for drinking fermented fruit juice.
>Doesn't even dilute it with 2 parts water like the Mediterranean Master Race.

>not drinking superior Belgian Trappist

*scoffs externally*

Go back to Sup Forums

Cheap whiskey master race.

You stupid mother fuckers probably don't even know how to drink it.

You aren't meant to just gulp it down or drink it straight from the bottle.

All red wines should be decanted or at least left to sit with the lid off for an hour before you drink it, contact with oxygen greatly improves the flavour.

On your first sip, you let the wine sit in your mouth for ~15 to 20 sec. let your mouth acclimatize to the tannins.

Then it will not taste vinegary unless it really is cheap shit.

>snooty french man still thinks the world of wine is centred in france.

Fucking lol

These metrosexual Eurofags just think they're so much better...

>one type of alcohol is degenerate but mine isn't.
Get real shit head. Beer, wine, and liquor all have the appropriate occasion and place in society and cuisine.

A drink at a nice dinner or some wine at a wedding or beer when you see an old friend are all fine.

which are more annoying? hipster and nu-male winefags or coffeefags?

i've seen more coffeefags where i live, usually posting or saying shit like:
>dont talk to me until ive had my coffee
>mondays without coffee are hell
>look at me, i drink coffee and read books

Thanks m8. Any advise on the best way to smoke weed out of a garden hose?

You stupid mother fucker, they are all girly wines.

Ignore this man unless you would like to sprout ovaries

fuck off with your pretentious bullshit. Next you will tell me I don't know how to wipe my ass

>chuggable red
Drinks like grape juice but gets you fucked up.

Beer is superior to wine though.

Go back to your bourbon, philestine.

It's all about 1000mg edibles in one bite.

That's the only way we'll ever give kek a tangible form.

I've gotten myself addicted to caffeine, which I get from coffee, but I can just as easily substitute with black tea. It does feel bad without it.

Also enjoy reading I guess, but putting out either as a status symbol is just dumb.

merlot or a cab are not the wines to throw a beginner into. Neither one of those are an easy drinkable wine.

tfw have a drinking problem so i quit

whenever i start drinking it is hard for me to stop

>amerifat """""""""""wine"""""""""""

I drink it with plenty of ice and coke. Does this trigger you?

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Coffeefags are fucking annoying and they're fucking everywhere.
One of tehese fuckers try picking one me because i prefer tea.
Fucking faggot

I know this exact feel Mexibro, those people are annoying fucking cunts.

The problem isn't drinking coffee, everyone drinks coffee.
We have 3, sometimes 4 coffees every day at work.

But you don't need to be retarded about it.

> Neither one of those are an easy drinkable wine.
m8 u have no idea.

You have suggested dessert wines not real wines.

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Why is that a problem?

Strawberry angel faggot

Coffeefags, the thing is at least winefags are confined to the home or a bar with their beverage, coffeefags are everywhere.

Wine and beer almost universally suck dicks.

It's piss. Most wines are so dry and the taste is so consistently awful I'd rather eat actual dog shit than drink them.

Beers are all EXACTLY the same. I refuse to believe that 90% of the beer market isn't exactly the same. Almost to the point where I would assume it's all the same shit, just relabeled.

If you drink this garbage and think it's good, you're an idiot. You're just stupid and you have bad taste. You should be ashamed world.

Those are not all dessert wines. Not everyone likes tannins and dryness. Moscato is good shit.

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>merlot or a cab are not the wines to throw a beginner into.

What are you talking about, a cab is a nice medium-bodied red that many can get into.

Bumping the jug is for women. Drink IPAs or straight whiskey shooters if you're going to drink at all, and stop drinking the queer juice

because whatever i have was never enough and i have acted like a nigger and gotten agressive because i cant handle it

Yeah, it can be annoying. I just can't complain against it in earnest because it is all so innocuous.

I would say that about the merlot, not the cab. Cab and chardonay are probally the worst to recomend to a beginner. Zinfandel or a Syrah.

>Drink IPAs or straight whiskey shooters if you're going to drink at all, and stop drinking the queer juice
>IPAs
>Not Russian Imperial Stouts

I bet you wax your handlebar mustache with your lover's cum as well.

>IPAs
If you're a fag. Get a strong stout and be a man.

And spirits are better than wine. Spirits like vodka get you drunk faster, and they don't have that disgusting bitter wine taste.

>IPAs
numale hormone shots. enjoy the estrogen

None of them are indicative of the tastes you would expect from the average bottle of wine that isn't made to appeal to women or fags.

They are beginner wines for women or Americans that only eat sweet foods

Cabs were what go me into at least liking wine, I'm more partial to beer just because its easier to find good beer in a college town than good wine, also I just can't palette white wine, too sweet for me.

Trump vineyards

If you notice, I recommended a CAB MERLOT not a straight CAB

Wine is up there with bottled water for what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you bullshit.

Also if you read Eliot's rambling manifesto it's actually pretty funny in spots. He never worked a day in his life but was convinced he deserved to win the lottery. He was thrown off a balcony by Chads for acting like a spaz at a party. He was handsome, in college, drove a BMW and and still couldn't swallow his pride and act like a normal human being to get women.

Way to go rodge

>they don't have that disgusting bitter wine taste.
Wot? Name one spirit that doesn't taste like ass

Shit will give you gut rot. At least wine has health benefits

VODKA?

Or maybe you're just a pussy with a woman's taste.

yes it is, except to celebrate or when you're with friends

degenerate nu-male

my opinion is right because it's old

shit-tier degenerate

bingo

coffeefags are the worst

my opinion is right because my preferred alcohol is hard to drink

no

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because faggots like you drink it

>Those digits

Tremendous! Wow.

>drinking anything other than bourbon

>degenerate nu-male

Were the Romans numales too?

Fucking idiot.

Im a Balkan-Shitter, so I drink Raki and Vodka

This is either bate or a 16 year old

That's hobo shit my man

Literally any wine you can buy at Costco is good. That's the easiest way to do it.

>wine
>aka the sound you make when a real man fucks your wife
hard liquor or bust you fucking fairy

Get Bacardi 151 and skip straight to the hangover.

3/10

I only get drunk after 3 750ml bottles of 80-proof raki...Is that bad?

VODKA!

Oh Shit It's Joel the Jew!!!

Autism

I bottomed out when i drank most of a 1/2 gallon of jameson and didn't feel drunk.

A little over a week sober now, can't believe how much energy i have