>black saleswomen knock on door today
>come into my house and try to tell me shit
>I think they were scammers or even robbers actually, acted very shady
>mom gets home, tell her what happened
>"niggers sat on my furniture?!"
>she starts obsessively cleaning the living room
kek'd my ass off
who /Eastern European parents/ here
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is this bait?
why did you let them in your fucking house?
>mom gets home
>sitting in house during the day
how long have you been a neet
>letting them scope your house
nigga you what
based parents
Are you underage? You just let strangers into your parents home?
I bought an overpriced magazine from some cute black girls that were going door to door.
Stole my money, never got a magazine.
Why would you ever let sales people into your house? Just talk to them outside. People often pretend to be 'salesmen' and such to case the house, see what they could take later, etc.
Same thing happened to me, only the girls were actually cute (white) and the magazines were cookie dough.
>Teen age years.
>Summer in 2004
>Jehova witness teen knocks on my door.
>Black but a 7/10.
>Huge rack.
>Stare at her chest.
>Just nodding and saying uh huh as she talks.
>"See something you like sir? Maybe if you sign our donor list I'll let you touch them and maybe more."
>Put fake name and old credit card #.
>Got to fuck a nigger.
>Told me that I should donate more often.
top kek, repeating digits confirm high-quality bait
Pretty much this. You don't ever let door knockers into your house, especially if they ask if they can come in.
>Answering the door for any reason
>Current year
Why
My mom never really hated them until BLM and Obama
This never happened
6 months
s-sorry
I was lonely
This nigga invited the vampires in its too late op you're fucked.
>, especially if they ask if they can come in.
they asked if they could come in and after they were in, one started playing on my grand piano and the other asked if I had anything to eat
thats when I started thinking it was weird and I asked them to leave
>one started playing on my grand piano
>and the other asked if I had anything to eat
>thats when I started thinking it was weird
Bit slow on the draw, aren't you?
That picture is interesting to say the least. It could even explain why I'm such a beta bottom bitch.
what were they selling? there are a few legitimate door to door salesman left, but most of it is scams. or crews looking to rob you later.
*sigh*
I didnt think anyone would read this thread so I called them salesmen to make avoid typing out something longer
they werent selling anything, they were selling they could lower my electricity bills
>they were selling they could lower my electricity bills
they were saying**
probably robbers. that is a good way to inspect your security system. you live in a nice ungated house?
these crews send their gfs up to case the joint, then the bfs go back to rob it later.
>on the case
now I know you are under age. cops won't do shit until after the fact, and then pretty much all they are good for is the insurance.
did they ask you about your electricity habits? did you let them plug anything in to the smart meter? how far into your house did they get?
if they never got past the foyer/entrance room they didn't get enough info to rob you clean and probably won't try. anyway, the type of people that case like this would not rob you if you were there, so a gun would just be something else for them to steal.
no but they looked at my bills
and idk what a smart meter is, they didnt plug anything in
they just were in my living room but they saw my kitchen from there
I deleted my posts because Im getting paranoid to give out too much info
what if they browse here and try to kill me for lulz now
There is a rising trend of robbing suburban homes this way. People come in, pretend to be cable guy or a salesman to assess the worth & layout of your house and how many people live there.
If you are alone at the moment, they may pull the con right there by having one guy distract you while the other pilfers your shit. I had one of these cunts come by with a toy ray gun (the kind that blares sound and has flashing lights) prowling around the house until my grandmother (gardening) asked him what he was doing. She got me out to deal with him and apparently he's from Time Warner and he detected some "digital mosaicing" in my cables causing "signal interference".
>Lets nigs into his home for entertainment
You got a death wish or something, bro?
what the fuck are you doing user?
why would you let a stranger into your house?
why would you let them look at your bills?
if you're not trolling you're fucking retarded.
I was mildly drunk because I just had lunch and I have vodka with my lunch
>they may pull the con right there by having one guy distract you while the other pilfers your shit.
They were definitely trying to distract me
always doing stupid shit while the other one was elsewhere
like the whole piano fiasco, the second negress was on the other side of my living room
I double checked everything after they left and nothing seems to be missing, thank God
but maybe I just dont see it yet
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was working out with my dad tonight, got called a Dindu. French dad Italian mom both Trump supporters.
why would someone call u a dindu
Has the AIDS advanced?