This is your captain speaking

This is your captain speaking.
We're on route to 100000000 post mark, but you are too quiet.

FOLKS,
> 4400000 Posts needed in 7 Days
> 26190.5 posts per hour
> 436.5 shitposts per minute

Folks, I don't know how to put this plainly for you all, but to make the course on time, the website requires 7 shitposts per second.

It's your duty to answer the call so that we will know KEK's vote.

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ok

nice contribution

roll

fuck

shit

Fuck Trump and fuck white people.

im helping

doing my part

A for effort

i dont knwo what to post

Agreed. How is he gonna genocide 11 million immigrants? It's just not possible.

Kill yourself

En Be Cuatro

Will it work?

wut do
What happens if we make our goal?

What happens if we don't?

I don't understand it just seemed important enough to participate.

I must go to sleep. Doing my part

100M get, check 'em.

Making 4 post quota for the hour

Oh fug so close, gotta roll again.

Praise it

This isn't wise. If you force the get Kek will hand it to a FUCKING LEAF again

Nigger faggot

Not sure man. He's just gonna Make America Great Again and Drain That Swamp.

shit man
im sure you'll get it
doesnt matter who gets blessed
all that matters is that keks will be done

REPORTING FOR DUTY

Let's talk politics. There's a regional transit millage for my state this year. Vote Y/N and why?

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Implying the goal isn't to get

Shut up retard I will call cyber police on u for spam

>436.5 shitposts per minute
not even close to happening now. Might be able to get that or above on election day though, but it will probably be too late

Why. What happens when we reach that number? Why do you address us as our captain? Is this thread a distraction? Why do you say we need to "stay on course" when this board and its deity represent pure chaos??

PRAISE KEK

Is this CTR's last desperate attempt to disorganize us?

and what if the 1000000000000000 get is for hillary? what then drumftards?

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Doing my part!

The one time the leafs are useful they dont show up.

THE FUCKING LEAFS

more dindu delivery systems yay

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shitposting for trump

I feel like I'm a part of something

uhuh

alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright

Then you cream yourself and wake up

I'm meeting up with a cute Tinder chick for coffee tomorrow. Her name's Cheyenne. Give me nicknames + dating advice pol.

/shitpost

For blood and honor

hi everyone, MAGA

>mfw I'm doing my part

ill help anyway i can sir

Oi cunt

What did he say, Sup Forums?

Hillary will be POTUS.

seems like an improbable task.

I'M DOING MY PART

Benis

I'll make another 3 posts

trumpwin

FUCK OFF

hmmm

Shadilay

Am I helping?

The holocaust narrative should be revised.

444 get

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Checked.

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shiva reporting in for kek

I see we must shit post more shit posts.

Hola soy un mojadito y yo vengo de Jalisco, Mexico. Necesito una gringa oara darle mi pinga pero no se donde los gringos las esconden.

tue

Seems almost as likely as drumpf winning the election

Once again Sup Forumstards setting themselves up for failure

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TYPE 1 IF YOURE GAY LOL

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Blessed be thy Kek.

Fuck you, Piers.

Dear sandniggers,

I'm coming...

750 get

eh

More shitposts, throw more shitposts
Okay no more shitposts
Now hit it very hard, and very fast
And watch the fucking tail

test tue

MAGA KEK WILLS IT

Why are the Canadians so lazy

A
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Halloween themed

so what happens when 100000000 get?

JUST

You're all fucking idiots.

The more pointless posts like this the less time real, important shit is at the top of the catalog.

This is what they want.

It took me 30 seconds to type, confirm captcha, and post this message

We got another 1090 bongs to go, that's plenty of time.

S H I T P O S T
H
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P
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dank meme

This is a true statement.

how can roundfags even compete?

Is this just CTR trying to get us to slide threads for them? Whas the importance of 100,000,000 posts ?

Pic related.

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oy vey

It's not going to happen. I called it weeks ago, you will not get to 1 million posts before madame 45th president is declared the winner of the 2016 US presidential race.

Sorry fags.

Screencap this.

The happening to end all happenings.