When will eurocucks learn to bow down to my supieror all-American penis?
kill yourselves.
When will eurocucks learn to bow down to my supieror all-American penis?
kill yourselves.
here's your (you)
now fuck off
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WELL I SAW
MUSHROOM HEAD
dog bless :DDDD
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What the fuck is that, b8 or see a doctor please
What the fuck is that thing!?!
>tfw chinks
What the fuck is that thing? This is the one time I support a sex change, a rare exception.
I WAS BORN
AND I WAS THERE
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WHAT FUCKING DISEASE DO YOU HAVE
That thing prob feels pretty good
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOK
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>when your condoms fit like Charlie Brown's Halloween costume
I bet this is what Radagast the Brown's dick looks like.
>toadstool in your pants
Big Keks
your dick looks like Nagasaki, a utter disaster
Absolutely 100% based cock, senpai
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>American """""penises"""""
top kek
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See a fucking doctor God Damn it user
This is why circumcision is wrong. Because you end up with monstrosities like this shit.
what the actual fuck. I feel sorry for the poor sap who owns this.
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When people say to "pound your meat" they don't mean with a mallet.
>american (((penises)))
Is this a feminine penis?
OP you need to hunt down the jew that botched your circumcision and kill him, now
FALSE FLAG
Captain Schettino must have driven a cruise ship into your dick head
It needs to be harvested and sold in the market at prime rates.
Is that what happens when you cut your frenulum?
HIROOOOOOOOOO
so how do you pull it out?
Holy Fuck.
trim your fuckin pubes dude. jesus christ
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I haven't laughed this hard in weeks
wow lmao.
Now THAT's a mushroom tip.
This can't be real.
Tell me it's a shoop
I imagine that feels pretty good for a woman if you manage to get it in there